In the spirit of having a laugh.

What is you favorite conspiracy theory about covid 19.

So I have a few, at the moment it is that contactless paying is being used to issue in a new world order via a cashless society.

Ficheall

mariaalice wrote: »

What is you favorite conspiracy theory about covid 19.

So I have a few, at the moment it is that contactless paying is being used to issue in a new world order via a cashless society.

Are any of the other ones funny?

Rodney Bathgate

That Chinese suppliers of PPE equipment and ventilators etc are providing faulty equipment to the western governments to increase the spread of Covid-19 in the west, so they can then sell even more of the equipment to the west.

Actually, i am not convinced it is a conspiracy theory.

Ficheall

Ficheall wrote: »

Are any of the other ones funny?

Some of them are so bizarre that they are funny.

I tend to like the craked mirror type of humour.

Kylta

Covid 19 was invented so we would all get value for our TV Licence fee

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

It was started by a covert opperation of dogs to get humans to spend more time indoors playing with them.

Kylta

Covid 19 was invented so we would stop feeding all the pigeons

CardBordWindow

It was started by the catholic Church, just so the pubs would be closed again in Ireland on Good Friday.

Ash.J.Williams

from gemma:

biggest scam the globalist mafia have ever tried to pull

Poor Uncle Tom

Kylta wrote: »

Covid 19 was invented so we would stop feeding all the pigeons

Started so all the governments can get everyone indoors so they can change the batteries in all the pigeons.

I prefer the notion that it is Albert's revenge. First monkey in space farted on re-entry in 1949 and it took 60 years for the tainted banana gas to reach Wu-Han,

iamstop

No one mention the 5G yet? That one is a howler.

Kylta

Covid 19 started so all unattractive people were forced to wear masks

Mr_Muffin

Designed to stop Liverpool from winning the Premier League.

JohnnyFlash

It was developed by the Russians and released in China as that’s where people expect these things to start. Russia will use the global upheaval to get their dream of a warm water port with easy access to the world’s oceans.

It was started by the yanks and released via army through chinese hookers at the army world games in wuhan last october



Personally i believe it was started by the irfu to distract from how sh1t we are at rugby and has gotten outta hand

Pherekydes

It was dreamt up by Greta Thunberg to shut down the global economy and cut emissions, and funded by Soros.

But the 5G one is the best, I think.

harry Bailey esq

Kylta wrote: »

Covid 19 was invented so we would all get value for our TV Licence fee

Only because we are discouraged from touching the germ ridden remote control. F*ck them. I play by me own rules. I'm watching tipping point and theres nothing they can do about it. Cūnts, sneakier than the Chinese.

Your Face

Find it hard to laugh about tbh.

Bobblehats

Kylta wrote: »

Covid 19 started so all unattractive people were forced to wear masks

No that was yellow fever!

JohnCleary

My own theory.....

With all the shops closed, no more rubbish bins left out on the streets over-night with waste food = less food for seagulls = seagulls p1ss off back to the sea and stop SQWAKINGGGGG like the cnuts that they are.

Fcuking hope it's true.

Kylta

Your Face wrote: »

Find it hard to laugh about tbh.

We are being saturated with media coverage of this fu-king bug. No matter were you look or what you do the seriousness of it just keeps getting serious. So I say fu-k it, we're doing what we're told social distancing, etc etc. So why not lets spit in the devils face! We're irish we thrive on black humour. So why not have a laugh and a joke... we laughed and joked about brexit (Ok. Jaysus I know its not the same). And im sure we'll all joke about the next thing that tries to f_ck us up.

Your Face

Kylta wrote: »

We are being saturated with media coverage of this fu-king bug. No matter were you look or what you do the seriousness of it just keeps getting serious. So I say fu-k it, we're doing what we're told social distancing, etc etc. So why not lets spit in the devils face! We're irish we thrive on black humour. So why not have a laugh and a joke... we laughed and joked about brexit (Ok. Jaysus I know its not the same). And im sure we'll all joke about the next thing that tries to f_ck us up.

I'm not having a go but the reality is that people are dying because of this and unfortunately its looking like that number will continue to increase.
I understand the need for levity, I just think pursuing it in this fashion seems a bit crass.
Anyway that's my spake over with.

Kylta

I understand this is not the ideal subject of humour at the moment like the majority people its consuming them. Has truly has I feel sorry for the italians and the spanish people, I like everybody else is hoping our country gets away with as little fatalies as possible. In regards to humour their is loads of it going round on WatsApp espeically un regards to the quarantine. But ill say this if we lose our sense of humour we might as well give up.

Kylta

JohnCleary wrote: »

My own theory.....

With all the shops closed, no more rubbish bins left out on the streets over-night with waste food = less food for seagulls = seagulls p1ss off back to the sea and stop SQWAKINGGGGG like the cnuts that they are.

Fcuking hope it's true.

I agree they keep sh_ting on my car

SEPT 23 1989

It was created in a laboratory by the group Altern8 to revive their mask wearing musical careers

Poor Uncle Tom

It was started to give Bonobo a platform....

Kylta

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

It was started to give Bonobo a platform....

That could be perfectly true, the c_nt has opinion on everything bar music

Kylta

mariaalice wrote: »

What is you favorite conspiracy theory about covid 19.

So I have a few, at the moment it is that contactless paying is being used to issue in a new world order via a cashless society.

Come on poster give us some of your thoughts on this subject

Dr. Bre

It was a conspiracy so we would all watch the news

EmptyTree

Kylta wrote: »

Covid 19 was invented so we would all get value for our TV Licence fee

Maybe it's so the TV licence inspector can call to everyone's house cause they know most people will be in....... Whether they answer the door is another thing.

Jenneke87

That Corona and 5G are part of a bioweapon designed to destroy a third of the population and with the remaining two third a new world order will be formed...

fryup

designed by Greta & her parents to save the planet

Dr. Bre

fryup wrote: »

designed by Greta & her parents to save the planet

This is the best one. The planet will do well from this virus

Leg End Reject

Designed so that us sneaky women can't fool men with our dyed hair, gel nails, eyelash extensions, fake tans and waxing.

We'll never get the ride again and over-population will be sorted within one generation.

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Designed so that us sneaky women can't fool men with our dyed hair, gel nails, eyelash extensions, fake tans and waxing.

We'll never get the ride again and over-population will be sorted within one generation.

I can picture the queue for the wax parlours. Before anyone get a brazilian, they'll need to use a garden strimmer first

Leg End Reject

Kylta wrote: »

I can picture the queue for the wax parlours. Before anyone get a brazilian, they'll need to use a garden strimmer first

Well, we have razors like, all hope is not lost yet.

Pauliedragon

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Designed so that us sneaky women can't fool men with our dyed hair, gel nails, eyelash extensions, fake tans and waxing.

We'll never get the ride again and over-population will be sorted within one generation.

Funny you say that there was a woman on the radio the other day who cancelled her hair appointment 2 weeks ago. Shops are shut now and her husband of 18 years has never seen her without blonde hair.

bazza1

Elaborate plot by RTE to get rid of Tubridy:D

Kylta

fryup wrote: »

designed by Greta & her parents to save the planet

Does anyone think greta looks like something made of hobbit and gremlin, or is it just me

Kylta

bazza1 wrote: »

Elaborate plot by RTE to get rid of Tubridy:D

Please dont get my hopes up

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Well, we have razors like, all hope is not lost yet.

Funny story but true I was short if a razor one time, and I was given a fanny blade, (suppose to be for shaving women during pregnancy). Well im not joking when I say this.I.was like the fu_king mummy walking around, I'd barely any skin on my poor unfortunate beautiful face.

Leg End Reject

Kylta wrote: »

Funny story but true I was short if a razor one time, and I was given a fanny blade, (suppose to be for shaving women during pregnancy). Well im not joking when I say this.I.was like the fu_king mummy walking around, I'd barely any skin on my poor unfortunate beautiful face.

A delightful mental image that I shall treasure all my days.

Kylta

Leg End Reject wrote: »

A delightful mental image that I shall treasure all my days.

I possess, the gift if giving

AllForIt

Kylta wrote: »

I understand this is not the ideal subject of humour at the moment like the majority people its consuming them. Has truly has I feel sorry for the italians and the spanish people, I like everybody else is hoping our country gets away with as little fatalies as possible. In regards to humour their is loads of it going round on WatsApp espeically un regards to the quarantine. But ill say this if we lose our sense of humour we might as well give up.

Well said. Hummus is part of the fighting spirit innate in us which helps us to survive.

nthclare

Kylta wrote: »

Does anyone think greta looks like something made of hobbit and gremlin, or is it just me

I heard a guy call her the climate goblin, poor crature.
What an awful thing to say about someone.

THE CLIMATE GOBLIN

LaFuton

need whiskey

4068ac1elhodqr

Funny: 5G
Not Funny: id2020.org

My friend was tested for Covid19, and as he suspected, it came back clear. So he attributed his symptoms to acute radiation syndrome, or norovirus. Most likely norovirus, but he lodged a complaint with comreg about 5g in his area, just in case.

Birneybau

mariaalice wrote: »

Some of them are so bizarre that they are funny.

I tend to like the craked mirror type of humour.

What?

Kylta

Kylta wrote: »

Come on poster give us some of your thoughts on this subject

Still waiting on you for your mad thoughts

jimgoose

It occurs to me that maybe Covid-19 is the planet's immune system's latest response to us.