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fritzelly

zell12 wrote: »

Covid19 confirmed in Belfast
Joe going to have to eat his words

Gonna be bedlam on LL tomorrow - gold guaranteed

zell12

Chief Medical Officer Dr Michael McBride said the patient had come from northern Italy via Dublin. :eek::eek:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-51665704

Cancel that goddamn Funneh Friday now!

djemba djemba

fritzelly wrote: »

Gonna be bedlam on LL tomorrow - gold guaranteed

I wouldn't bank on that... Its funny Friday tomorrow

cozar

cozar wrote: »

There’s prizes?? Didn’t know dat. Probably 100 copies of joe’s bukes.

There are things like free vouchers for hotel nights handed out. I sat in the Bloom audience and observed that all these prizes were given to friends of RTE, relatives of Liveline staff who go along for the jollies. They hold the strategic seats early, ie those seats either on front toe or by aisle.

cozar

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There are things like free vouchers for hotel nights handed out. I sat in the Bloom audience and observed that all these prizes were given to friends of RTE, relatives of Liveline staff who go along for the jollies. They hold the strategic seats early, ie those seats either on front toe or by aisle.

Whoy am I not surprised at that carry on?

Sir Oxman

zell12 wrote: »

Chief Medical Officer Dr Michael McBride said the patient had come from northern Italy via Dublin. :eek::eek:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-51665704

Cancel that goddamn Funneh Friday now!

At least the patient got a leaflet from the HSE at Dublin Airport, eh?:mad:

Sir Oxman

Sir Oxman wrote: »

At least the patient got a leaflet from the HSE at Dublin Airport, eh?:mad:

I’m just about to drive up the M1 from the airport. I’ll put the air conditioner on “Recirculate” :pac:

zell12

How many people
on that flight,
going through Dublin airport,
possible public transport North,
when did they fly,
etc etc

Dr McBride refused to be drawn on whether the person travelled from the Republic of Ireland to Northern Ireland by public transport.
is a bit ominous

fritzelly

djemba djemba wrote: »

I wouldn't bank on that... Its funny Friday tomorrow

They'll be frenetic come Monday - needs to cancel FF

Actually on second thoughts this would be great radio

cozar

Never listen to FF and won’t start tomorrow it will be 75 mins of bad corona virus jokes. I actually haven’t heard any jokes yet and no it’s not an invite to post some.

thecretinhop

seriously fateen and hue foook of with ur funny friday in galway its actually very irresponsible having it now grr:mad:

Atlantic Dawn

If there is a funny froyday tomorrow will RTE staff be behind 9 inches of armoured glass to protect against infection?

cozar

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

If there is a funny froyday tomorrow will RTE staff be behind 9 inches of armoured glass to protect against infection?

More like sound proof glass they know what’s coming.

PieOhMy

Quick telepoll - Will there be any racist asian accents or mocking pronunciations tomorrow in Galway to peels of laughter from the crowd? Text 'Whoy' for Yes and text N for Not Guilty.

thecretinhop

was going to go too living in galway not a chance now.
i have brother coming back ftom sk he asked me to buy p3 respirator im 25pc tempted to wear it and googles as joe sayz

5 min poll
text yes for respirator
text no for googles

bottlebrush

Thread title is now out of date

Atlantic Dawn

Dettol sales will be through the roof this evening, wouldn't be surprised if booze sales in the off licences jumped too.

Dan Jaman

zell12 wrote: »

Covid19 confirmed in Belfast
Joe going to have to eat his words

But..... but.. but... WE'RE AN ISLAND! :eek:

Mena Mitty

Dan Jaman wrote: »

But..... but.. but... WE'RE AN ISLAND! :eek:

Cue a June Rodgers parody of Van's 'Coney Island'

Dan Jaman

I have draped a disinfectant-soaked muslin cloth over the screen and carefully doused the keyboard in Dettol.
I'm not letting none of you durty bastads infect me.

Fann Linn

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I have draped a disinfectant-soaked muslin cloth over the screen and carefully doused the keyboard in Dettol.
I'm not letting none of you durty bastads infect me.

Allah be praised!

Jeff2

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

If there is a funny froyday tomorrow will RTE staff be behind 9 inches of armoured glass to protect against infection?

Joe will definitely wear the driving gloves if he has any contact with the audience.

Odyssey 2005

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I have draped a disinfectant-soaked muslin cloth over the screen and carefully doused the keyboard in Dettol.
I'm not letting none of you durty bastads infect me.

Thank you for your service

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

I have draped a disinfectant-soaked muslin cloth over the screen and carefully doused the keyboard in Dettol.
I'm not letting none of you durty bastads infect me.

Woke McDermot: THAT IS SOOOO RACIST! WHOY COULDN’T YOU HAVE JUST CALLED IT A CLOTH? AND YOU ATTEMPTED TO WATERBOARD IT WITH DISINFECTANT!

#LikeMePlease
#SoWoke
#Bandwagon
#FairytaleOfNY
#Unicorns
#CraftBeer
#2fm
#BeKind
#PictureThis

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

But..... but.. but... WE'RE AN ISLAND! :eek:

It’s fine, the virus won’t get through the border checkpoint as it doesn’t have a passport.

ButtersSuki

bottlebrush wrote: »

Thread title is now out of date

Listen buddy, I’ve waited over 10 years to have my suggested title selected. The title is staying, if only to show just exactly how stupid the host on €400k+ is - so to speak.

:pac:

Odyssey 2005

I wonder did Joseph sleep in the morgue last night ?

bottlebrush

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Listen buddy, I’ve waited over 10 years to have my suggested title selected. The title is staying, if only to show just exactly how stupid the host on €400k+ is - so to speak.

:pac:

I know dat I know dat I know dat
I'll calm down if you calm down
ðŸ˜

withless

Time to panic Joe?

neris

Joe probably got past Athlone and saw all the water and thought he was driving been driven to Eyemerica on a new transatlantic bridge