Ultimate Biscuit Tournament (Mod Note Post #1 and #984)

bee06

Viennese whirls ... sugary buttery jammy deliciousness

Lemon puffs are mank

Westernyelp

Lemon puffs for the win. the others are surely not biscuits

Autosport

Viennese whirls cos lemon puffs are rank

EmmetSpiceland

Whirls, the “lemon” flavour on those biscuits is vile.

appledrop

Thank F**k. Found a packet of biscuits at the back of the press.

Happy with how these results are going apart from Jaffa Cake travesty.

But I was the same in crisp round with my beloved bacon fries + Hunky Dorys sour cream + onion. It all came to nothing!

They changed the recipe of lemon puffs a few years back. I was very sad the day I opened a packet and realised the lemon was now sandwiched between cardboard.

Protest vote for Viennese whirl.

Mam of 4

Lemon puffs , crumbly , zangy !
The whirls have notions of being fancy little buns !

simonw

Viennese whirls, I'm a sucker for jam

Will I Am Not

It’s a tough one but I’m going to go Lemon Puffs here. Everything about them says “don’t dip me in tea you mad c*nt” but they actually work.

Jaysus. Really scraping the bottom of the barrel this evening.

appledrop

Lemon puffs because I love anything lemon flavoured.

Earthhorse

Viennese Whirls because they’re the kind of thing you might be asked to make on bake off unlike Lemon Puffs which are the kind of thing you might be asked to make if you’re a multinational corporation wondering what to do with leftover chemicals from your pharmaceuticals division.

VIENNESE WHIRLS! ALL THAT JAMMY CREAMY BISCUITY GOODNESS!!!!!!!

adox

Ward J. Littell wrote: »

Jaysus. Really scraping the bottom of the biscuit barrel this evening.

FYP.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Viennese whirls, reluctantly.


There are some powerful candidates yet to appear.

Deebles McBeebles

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Protest vote for Viennese whirl.

This. We require more of this passion. Passion leads to anger, which leads to insults.

Whirls for me. Crumbly and creamy, like an excited old nun. And OMack, don't ever come out here in public with a lemon biscuit again, its embarrassing for everyone involved.

Peatys

Lemon puke.
Vietnaminese whorls.. just be quick with the dip or you may be spooning it out of your tea

ibarelycare

Ah here. I’m going to bed in the hopes that some actual contenders will appear tomorrow.

I like them both but I'll say whirls for the win.

Omackeral

Viennese Whirls progress with a score of 8-5

Peatys

ibarelycare wrote: »

Ah here. I’m going to bed in the hopes that some actual contenders will appear tomorrow.

Don't let the door smash you in the back of your head on the way out

coffee_cake

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

Viennese whirls, reluctantly.


There are some powerful candidates yet to appear.

like oreos

and maryland cookies

Autosport

bluewolf wrote: »

like oreos

and maryland cookies

I have a packet of Maryland cookies raspberry and choc mash up. I’ll let you know if they’re nice

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Alfredo Fast Imp wrote: »

Viennese whirls, reluctantly.


There are some powerful candidates yet to appear.

A very polite way of calling the existing competitors crap.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

I thought I knew biscuits.i don’t know biscuits.

Earthhorse

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

I thought I knew biscuits.

But then they turned on you and dunked you in their tea?

appledrop

In fairness a lot of these biscuits are blasts from the past.

We need some modern ones like bakehouse.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Earthhorse wrote: »

But then they turned on you and dunked you in their tea?

No, they don’t have arms and wouldnt be strong enough if they did. I suppose ginger bread men have arms, are they biscuits, but interesting story about biscuits - they come from the French for twice cooked.

Necro

Damn I missed the Whirls contest. Yay they won.

Stupid work. Only one thing for it I'm quitting my job so I can follow this thread like a hawk.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

There’s a lull in the tournament isn’t there. We are waiting for the Big Guns. Not a digestive to be seen.