Did you ever go to an escort?

Problem Of Motivation

knockers84 wrote: »

Tell the parents? Are you 12? The way your posting your definitely a virgin

It's you're, and no I'm not!

Collie D

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

What’s OWO?

I was more curious about the excited up the nose bit but I’m afraid I actually do know what it means.

Odyssey 2005

The drug fueled blue shirts are in.

blinding

They were more attractive when they were curvie-er in the 70s .

weldoninhio

cjmc wrote: »

I once got a blow job in a brothel . Took about 4 whiskeys to get the taste out of my mouth

Does. Not. Compute.

weldoninhio

Blake Squeaking Jibe wrote: »

Ya'll realize this is actually an illegal activity in Ireland as of 2017?

lol - no concerns about law enforcement?

Please make yourself aware of the legal implications - here.

There’s only 1 guy posting on that page. And he seems like a fantasist.

Problem Of Motivation

PsychoPete wrote: »

Always go first, you don't want to be stirring the porridge

Or else you can just dry hump. You can do that without a condom anyway.

weldoninhio

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

Or else you can just dry hump. You can do that without a condom anyway.

Gregor Samsa

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

Or else you can just dry hump. You can do that without a condom anyway.

You need you parents‘ permission to go to Amsterdam. And then this gem. You’re not really the kind of person who should be relied on for sex tips.

Deebles McBeebles

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

Or else you can just dry hump. You can do that without a condom anyway.

Careful now young fella. Bag it up at all times. You dont want to be the proud father of a pair of jorts.

thenightman

In Frankfurt years ago when we were over for a match, in one of the party houses. Was 80e in, as much food/drink as you wanted and you got a token to pick whatever girl you wanted. It was leather night there that night (most of the nights were themed) and the girls were mad to get the token. They actually have an area where the girls aren't allowed so you can escape from the sales tactics for a while.

Was weird to me that such a place can legally exist, but nobody else seemed bothered and girls were good craic.

Problem Of Motivation

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

You need you parents‘ permission to go to Amsterdam. And then this gem. You’re not really the kind of person who should be relied on for sex tips.

I never said I needed their permission. It'd just look weird to randomly go off to Amsterdam. I don't know what I'd say.

Problem Of Motivation

knockers84 wrote: »

If you do want to get a hooker just get a return trip to Amsterdam for 50 quid. Cheaper than Ireland anyway!!

You know damn well that there'd be a whole lot of other expenses too!

EmmetSpiceland

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

I never said I needed their permission. It'd just look weird to randomly go off to Amsterdam. I don't know what I'd say.

People do go there for other things other than “soliciting”. I mean, there’s the hash...and...and, well, I’m sure you can think of something.

Problem Of Motivation

thenightman wrote: »

In Frankfurt years ago when we were over for a match, in one of the party houses. Was 80e in, as much food/drink as you wanted and you got a token to pick whatever girl you wanted. It was leather night there that night (most of the nights were themed) and the girls were mad to get the token. They actually have an area where the girls aren't allowed so you can escape from the sales tactics for a while.

Did you pick a girl?

JohnnyFlash

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

People do go there for other things other than “soliciting”. I mean, there’s the hash...and...and, well, I’m sure you can think of something.

Those lovely chips drowned in mayonnaise?

Tchaikovsky

weldoninhio wrote: »

Does. Not. Compute.

Perhaps she pulled it out at the right/wrong time and it shot up into his own mouth?

cj maxx

skallywag wrote: »

You need to watch Succession!

Just googled it. Yer one spits it down his throat ?

JohnnyFlash

cjmc wrote: »

Just googled it. Yer one spits it down his throat ?

I think that’s known as snowballing. That or felching

Gregor Samsa

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

I never said I needed their permission. It'd just look weird to randomly go off to Amsterdam. I don't know what I'd say.

Well, if you have to tell them, just make sure you don't do it with a big red face and a boner making a tent in your pyjamas.

Stevieluvsye

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I think that’s known as snowballing. That or felching

Also known as fcuking manky

weldoninhio

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

I never said I needed their permission. It'd just look weird to randomly go off to Amsterdam. I don't know what I'd say.

I'm heading away for the weekend, perhaps??

weldoninhio

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

Well, if you have to tell them, just make sure you don't do it with a big red face and a boner making a tent in your pyjamas.

Or if he has that, make sure its first thing in the morning so they pass it off as morning glory. :D:D

YFlyer

Problem Of Motivation wrote: »

That only happened to one fella. Only one fella's name got in the paper. Stop scare mongering. The guards have hardly hacked in to escortsireland.ie!

I can't just up and leave to Amsterdam on my own. What would I tell the parents. I don't believe it's only €50. It's probably more than that.

The Limerick Leader had over 20 names of guys that got caught in a Gardai sting operation.

Problem Of Motivation

cjmc wrote: »

Just googled it. Yer one spits it down his throat ?

Can you send that on to me?

Gregor Samsa

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I think that’s known as snowballing. That or felching

Two very different activities. Neither to my taste (ahem) at all, but don't mix them up. Lets just say that with felching, you'll end up with a brown snowball.

Gregor Samsa

weldoninhio wrote: »

Or if he has that, make sure its first thing in the morning so they pass it off as morning glory. :D:D

"Morning mum, I'm off to Amsterdam at the weekend."

"Oh, good for you son. Are you off to ride the brazzers, or it that just for hanging your towel when shaving? "

Murdoc90

Euro 2012 in Poland, pubs ran out of booze and word quickly spread that the brothels were stocked up. Absolute carnage. Safe to say the fans performance was every bit as bad as the teams.

cj maxx

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I think that’s known as snowballing. That or felching

It must be snowballing, felching, I was told by a very very stoned fella in england was through a McDonalds straw. He stopped coming to our parties after that
Scundered for him

EmmetSpiceland

cjmc wrote: »

It must be snowballing, felching, I was told by a very very stoned fella in england was through a McDonalds straw. He stopped coming to our parties after that
Scundered for him

Out of the ass. The “straw” is optional and doesn’t have to come from McDonalds. It can be “retrieved” by simply sucking the jizz out with your mouth.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=felching

“Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Bertie’s anus.”

The “brown snowball” after is optional, and rather distasteful. Up there with “Frubing” in that regard.