If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

cannotlogin

If you were arrested, what would family & friends assume was the reason & why?

My mother would assume it was mistaken identity, the reason would probably assume road rage incident.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'd probably be arrested after defending myself from a road rage cretin.

antodeco

The first 3 people on your Bebo friends list are the crew who commit the crime with you

smokingman

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

mad muffin

Murder.

SEPT 23 1989

Nice try copper you will never catch me

Zorya

Selling space cakes at the farmers market.

Force Carrier

For my own safety.

lbc2019

Public indecency!


Let's go outside!

rodge68

Class A...ooops
Crimes against 'dancing'..

Charlie19

Cardiac.

freshpopcorn

Probably for posting something online and somebody getting offended!

emeldc

Family would probably think I was arrested for making a holy show of myself.

Mr.Crinklewood

Murdering people that walk slowly.

sligojoek

smokingman wrote: »

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

You'd be released due to lack of evidence.

Wheety

The police are after me.

I'm so gorgeous, they want to put me under arrest.

Mr.Crinklewood

sligojoek wrote: »

You'd be released due to lack of evidence.

...he'd never get to court....

ArchXStanton

Not economically viable..

Fr_Dougal

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Murdering people that walk slowly.

Or stop all of a sudden.

Roger Hassenforder

smokingman wrote: »

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

They'd never make that charge stick
You'd be acquitted in no time

buried

Ye had ye're chance to catch me and ye failed at every single opportunity. So many opportunities.... So many uniform stripes lost to the wind that ye never grasped. Alas, them days are gone, and I had a great time.

Sardonicat

Zorya wrote: »

Selling space cakes at the farmers market.

Pray tell, where might one find this farmer's market?

The Satanist

I'm so gorgeous, they want to put me under arrest

Force Carrier

Criminal Damage ...…...broken hearts

Gonad

Probably for masturbating on an airplane . Even though it’s no illegal . It’s just frowned upon .

Thanks a lot Bin laden .

lbc2019

Gonad wrote: »

Probably for masturbating on an airplane . Even though it’s no illegal . It’s just frowned upon .

Thanks a lot Bin laden .

close the door tbf

Ariadne

Sardonicat wrote: »

Pray tell, where might one find this farmer's market?

Yeah.....asking for a friend.

Tacklebox

Playing my music too loud, but the neighbors appreciate it so much they break my windows so they can have a listen too...

Ariadne

Hmm, public indecency or being drunk and disorderly. Or both.

Beasty

mad muffin wrote: »

Murder.

Anyone in mind?

dhaughton99

No TV licence.

corner of hells

Probably arson and kidnapping.

slavetothegrind

catching someone breaking in to my home and restraining them. Current advice is give them everything and sure the Gardai will deal with it...
In my case the one patrol car based half hour drive from my home is to be relied upon if not busy at the time.
I really hope it never happens.

donkeykong5

For beating up a filthy paedophile bastard that had as usual by a certain paedo sympathiser judge been let off with a suspended sentence and a friendly f...ing warning.

Giveaway

Judging by the stamps of countries with active rebelling on my old passport, arrested for bird-watching

beertons

Either drunk and disoriented, or nakedness.

buried

dhaughton99 wrote: »

No TV licence.

Won't be long now and they'll be wanting to arrest us for not watching the Late Late Show on a friday night or Dancin with the nobodies on a Sunday. TV licence or no

prinzeugen

In my case they thought it was for being drunk & disorderly. In reality it was for several cases of fraud, theft, perverting the course of justice, attempting to pervert the course of justice, attempted fraud and assaulting a police officer.

Got a caution for the assault on the copper (I did punch him) and once it became clear that I had been set up by a former employer (long story), the other items were dropped!

Jimbob1977

Regicide

Immortal Starlight

I’d probably be arrested for crimes against fashion.

Rubberchikken

probably for mentally strangling posters who start these types of threads..

Esel

Recidivism.

FishOnABike

Mistaken identity ... probably ;-)

metaoblivia

Jumping into the Neptune pool at the Hearst Castle. Of course it's not something I've been dreaming about my entire life. You know they finally refilled the pool with water last August...

OneArt

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Murdering people that walk slowly.

That.


And/or buying ****loads of speed.

Deebles McBeebles

Probably for murdering a c*nt.

smokingman

smokingman wrote: »

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

.

Bob Harris

Probably drink driving. I've been lucky so far not to have been caught but my luck will run out sometime.

Bob Harris

Bob Harris wrote: »

Probably drink driving. I've been lucky so far not to have been caught but my luck will run out sometime.

I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

(not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

FishOnABike

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Murdering people that walk slowly.

It's so much more difficult murdering the ones that run away.

uncommon_name

Deleted User wrote: »

I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

(not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

Agreed............. Pricks putting innocent lives at risk because they are too cheap to get a taxi..... They should all be ashamed of themselves.