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If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

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  • 13-03-2019 10:59pm
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    cannotlogin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭


    If you were arrested, what would family & friends assume was the reason & why?

    My mother would assume it was mistaken identity, the reason would probably assume road rage incident.


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    #2
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I'd probably be arrested after defending myself from a road rage cretin.


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    #3
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    The first 3 people on your Bebo friends list are the crew who commit the crime with you


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    #4
    smokingman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,740 ✭✭✭smokingman


    I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!


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    #5
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Murder.


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    #6
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Nice try copper you will never catch me


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    #7
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Selling space cakes at the farmers market.


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    #8
    Force Carrier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Force Carrier


    For my own safety.


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    #9
    lbc2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Public indecency!


    Let's go outside!


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    #10
    rodge68
    Registered Users Posts: 613 ✭✭✭rodge68


    Class A...ooops
    Crimes against 'dancing'..


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    #11
    Charlie19
    Registered Users Posts: 11,745 ✭✭✭✭Charlie19


    Cardiac.


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    #12
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,345 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Probably for posting something online and somebody getting offended!


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    #13
    emeldc
    Registered Users Posts: 2,594 ✭✭✭emeldc


    Family would probably think I was arrested for making a holy show of myself.


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    #14
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Murdering people that walk slowly.


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    #15
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    smokingman wrote: »
    I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

    You'd be released due to lack of evidence.


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    #16
    Wheety
    Registered Users Posts: 5,510 ✭✭✭Wheety


    The police are after me.

    I'm so gorgeous, they want to put me under arrest.


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    #17
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    sligojoek wrote: »
    You'd be released due to lack of evidence.

    ...he'd never get to court....


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    ArchXStanton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,912 ✭✭✭ArchXStanton


    Not economically viable..


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    #19
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Murdering people that walk slowly.

    Or stop all of a sudden.


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    #20
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    smokingman wrote: »
    I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

    They'd never make that charge stick
    You'd be acquitted in no time


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    #21
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,693 ✭✭✭buried


    Ye had ye're chance to catch me and ye failed at every single opportunity. So many opportunities.... So many uniform stripes lost to the wind that ye never grasped. Alas, them days are gone, and I had a great time.

    Les-Edwards-Jilted-Rahul-shot-5.jpg

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    #22
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,379 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Zorya wrote: »
    Selling space cakes at the farmers market.
    Pray tell, where might one find this farmer's market?


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    #23
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    I'm so gorgeous, they want to put me under arrest


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    #24
    Force Carrier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Force Carrier


    Criminal Damage ...…...broken hearts


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    Gonad
    Registered Users Posts: 654 ✭✭✭Gonad


    Probably for masturbating on an airplane . Even though it’s no illegal . It’s just frowned upon .

    Thanks a lot Bin laden .


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    lbc2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Gonad wrote: »
    Probably for masturbating on an airplane . Even though it’s no illegal . It’s just frowned upon .

    Thanks a lot Bin laden .

    close the door tbf


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    #27
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Pray tell, where might one find this farmer's market?

    Yeah.....asking for a friend.


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    #28
    Tacklebox
    Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭Tacklebox


    Playing my music too loud, but the neighbors appreciate it so much they break my windows so they can have a listen too...


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    #29
    Ariadne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Ariadne


    Hmm, public indecency or being drunk and disorderly. Or both.


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    #30
    Beasty
    Administrators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 75,727 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Beasty


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Murder.
    Anyone in mind?


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    #31
    dhaughton99
    Registered Users Posts: 1,695 ✭✭✭dhaughton99


    No TV licence.


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