If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

corner of hells · 13-03-2019 11:42PM

Probably arson and kidnapping.

slavetothegrind · 13-03-2019 11:43PM

catching someone breaking in to my home and restraining them. Current advice is give them everything and sure the Gardai will deal with it...
In my case the one patrol car based half hour drive from my home is to be relied upon if not busy at the time.
I really hope it never happens.

donkeykong5 · 13-03-2019 11:48PM

For beating up a filthy paedophile bastard that had as usual by a certain paedo sympathiser judge been let off with a suspended sentence and a friendly f...ing warning.

Giveaway · 13-03-2019 11:50PM

Judging by the stamps of countries with active rebelling on my old passport, arrested for bird-watching

beertons · 13-03-2019 11:53PM

Either drunk and disoriented, or nakedness.

buried · 14-03-2019 12:02AM

dhaughton99 wrote: »

No TV licence.

Won't be long now and they'll be wanting to arrest us for not watching the Late Late Show on a friday night or Dancin with the nobodies on a Sunday. TV licence or no

prinzeugen · 14-03-2019 12:07AM

In my case they thought it was for being drunk & disorderly. In reality it was for several cases of fraud, theft, perverting the course of justice, attempting to pervert the course of justice, attempted fraud and assaulting a police officer.

Got a caution for the assault on the copper (I did punch him) and once it became clear that I had been set up by a former employer (long story), the other items were dropped!

Jimbob1977 · 14-03-2019 12:10AM

Regicide

Immortal Starlight · 14-03-2019 12:53AM

I’d probably be arrested for crimes against fashion.

Rubberchikken · 14-03-2019 12:58AM

probably for mentally strangling posters who start these types of threads..

Esel · 14-03-2019 01:08AM

Recidivism.

FishOnABike · 14-03-2019 02:59AM

Mistaken identity ... probably ;-)

metaoblivia · 14-03-2019 03:59AM

Jumping into the Neptune pool at the Hearst Castle. Of course it's not something I've been dreaming about my entire life. You know they finally refilled the pool with water last August...

OneArt · 14-03-2019 11:44AM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Murdering people that walk slowly.

That.

And/or buying ****loads of speed.

Deebles McBeebles · 14-03-2019 11:46AM

Probably for murdering a c*nt.

14-03-2019 12:09PM

smokingman wrote: »

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

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Bob Harris · 14-03-2019 12:15PM

Probably drink driving. I've been lucky so far not to have been caught but my luck will run out sometime.

14-03-2019 12:23PM

Bob Harris wrote: »

Probably drink driving. I've been lucky so far not to have been caught but my luck will run out sometime.

I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

(not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

FishOnABike · 14-03-2019 12:45PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Murdering people that walk slowly.

It's so much more difficult murdering the ones that run away.

uncommon_name · 14-03-2019 12:49PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

(not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

Agreed............. Pricks putting innocent lives at risk because they are too cheap to get a taxi..... They should all be ashamed of themselves.

tabby aspreme · 14-03-2019 12:49PM

The murder of "Mr Brightside" after a few pints

uncommon_name · 14-03-2019 12:50PM

I would be arrested for road rage against people who drive in the right hand lane when the left is free.

Bob Harris · 14-03-2019 12:57PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I obviously wouldn't say this about you personally because I would get an infraction, but "other" people who do this are absolute cúnts of the highest order. Absolute wánkers who deserve nothing but misery.

(not you of course, I would never attack a poster)

I'm not talking getting into the car completely wankered, it's just a couple of pints so I don't think I'm one of those cúnts you think 'others' are.

14-03-2019 01:09PM

Bob Harris wrote: »

I'm not talking getting into the car completely wankered, it's just a couple of pints so I don't think I'm one of those cúnts you think 'others' are.

You might not think so...

You? Nah, you're grand 'cos you're obviously not like all the others who think they can drive after a few pints. They are the gobshítes. You don't THINK you can drive after a couple.... you KNOW you can.

I don't think there is enough rolly eye faces that can sum up my feelings on this one.

magic_murph · 14-03-2019 01:27PM

Crimes against fashion

Deebles McBeebles · 14-03-2019 01:31PM

Very tempted to pull a McGregor when I see someone driving whilst using their phone.

The J Stands for Jay · 14-03-2019 01:32PM

metaoblivia wrote: »

Jumping into the Neptune pool at the Hearst Castle. Of course it's not something I've been dreaming about my entire life. You know they finally refilled the pool with water last August...

Tell me more.

NickNickleby · 14-03-2019 01:35PM

Saw a clown (well, not a REAL clown) yesterday, struggling to drive round a corner in Dublin city centre. It was only as I passed him I saw he had a coffee in one hand and a phone in the other. He was actually LOOKING at the phone rather than talking to it.

oh and staying on topic, if I was arrested, anyone who knows me would say "it really wasn't as funny as you thought it was", before discovering I'd just pulled off the greatest fraud ever, scamming the euromillions and hiding the money and the evidence. After a short stay in Store Street, off to the Bahamas.

14-03-2019 01:42PM

I was once questioned by the fuzz about my presence in a pub after 8pm, when children were supposed to be home in bed. I was nearly 26 at the time.

I imagine it's because I'm just under five feet tall and the nice policeman left home without his glasses.

Also could possibly be charged with crimes against humanity if I ever sing in public.

BENDYBINN · 14-03-2019 02:18PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Very tempted to pull a McGregor when I see someone driving whilst using their phone.

Brainwashed a little?

If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

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