If you were arrested what is it most likely reason?

cannotlogin · 13-03-2019 10:59PM #1

If you were arrested, what would family & friends assume was the reason & why?

My mother would assume it was mistaken identity, the reason would probably assume road rage incident.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-03-2019 11:00PM

I'd probably be arrested after defending myself from a road rage cretin.

antodeco · 13-03-2019 11:00PM

The first 3 people on your Bebo friends list are the crew who commit the crime with you

smokingman · 13-03-2019 11:05PM

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

mad muffin · 13-03-2019 11:06PM

Murder.

SEPT 23 1989 · 13-03-2019 11:07PM

Nice try copper you will never catch me

Zorya · 13-03-2019 11:07PM

Selling space cakes at the farmers market.

Force Carrier · 13-03-2019 11:08PM

For my own safety.

lbc2019 · 13-03-2019 11:08PM

Public indecency!

Let's go outside!

rodge68 · 13-03-2019 11:08PM

Class A...ooops
Crimes against 'dancing'..

Charlie19 · 13-03-2019 11:09PM

Cardiac.

freshpopcorn · 13-03-2019 11:09PM

Probably for posting something online and somebody getting offended!

emeldc · 13-03-2019 11:10PM

Family would probably think I was arrested for making a holy show of myself.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-03-2019 11:12PM

Murdering people that walk slowly.

sligojoek · 13-03-2019 11:15PM

smokingman wrote: »

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

You'd be released due to lack of evidence.

Wheety · 13-03-2019 11:17PM

The police are after me.

I'm so gorgeous, they want to put me under arrest.

Mr.Crinklewood · 13-03-2019 11:18PM

sligojoek wrote: »

You'd be released due to lack of evidence.

...he'd never get to court....

ArchXStanton · 13-03-2019 11:18PM

Not economically viable..

Fr_Dougal · 13-03-2019 11:18PM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Murdering people that walk slowly.

Or stop all of a sudden.

Roger Hassenforder · 13-03-2019 11:18PM

smokingman wrote: »

I'd be arrested for being too darned handsome!

They'd never make that charge stick
You'd be acquitted in no time

buried · 13-03-2019 11:19PM

Ye had ye're chance to catch me and ye failed at every single opportunity. So many opportunities.... So many uniform stripes lost to the wind that ye never grasped. Alas, them days are gone, and I had a great time.