Who would you rather have a pint with Nigel Farage or Jean-Claude Juncker?

conorhal

fxotoole wrote: »

Nigel Farage, the kûnt. Purely so I could call him a künt to his face, and then glass him.

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Farage so I could poison it.

Deleted User wrote: »

Yeah, it was. A British media dominated by a small, unelected oligarchy of ultrarich Tories, and a political class which supports an unelected House of Lords, unelected Head of State....*further blathering ranting nonsense**

gandalf wrote: »

I'd have a pint with Juncker and I'd use the empty glass on Farage.......

Joeytheparrot wrote: »

Farage so I could pour the two pints over him

Well if you can be judged by the company you keep....... definately Farage.

Mezcita

Based on this, Juncker hands down.

https://www.quora.com/Why-do-some-people-dislike-Nigel-Farage-I-am-American-and-I-see-that-he-gets-a-lot-of-hate-and-anger-on-the-web-Could-someone-from-the-U-K-who-is-unbiased-explain-why-he-is-disliked-so-much/answer/Derrick-John-Bowman

ArchXStanton

WinnyThePoo wrote: »

Haha.. What's the next thing on talking sheet...this is hilarious.

You've posted the exact same response to me before... What's next on yours? Sure look at the roads they gave us for Christ's sakes...

I'll tell you what is hilarious though... The EU lecturing Maduro about democracy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmfHOPf3YU

Lefty Bicek

conorhal wrote: »

Well if you can be judged by the company you keep....... definately Farage.

Apologists for crude toxic rubbish like that will try to tell you that, because 'it's AH, it's all light-hearted'.

But 'comedy failure', is the least of the objections to be made about it.

Really disgraceful comments, from sore losers who would love to have it in them to say, much less do those things face to face.

conorhal

conorhal wrote: »

Well if you can be judged by the company you keep....... definately Farage.

How apt.

Gemma Loud Bacteria

Gemma Loud Bacteria wrote: »

I'd be a remainer but people are acting as though Farage is this monstrous human being...

No, they're not so less of the dramatics. They're acting as if he's an opportunistic, lying toerag of a cúnt, and on that point they're 100% correct.

Aegir

Aegir wrote: »

That was original. Well done.

seamus

Deleted User wrote: »

No, they're not so less of the dramatics. They're acting as if he's an opportunistic, lying toerag of a cúnt, and on that point they're 100% correct.

No no, he's a monstrous human being. He barely only qualifies for the latter two words due to biology.

When someone spends their entire political life pushing a entire country towards economic suicide, getting paid for doing so, investing his assets in such a way that they are best placed to profit from the economic collapse, ensuring his children have economic protections that others don't, and completely fabricating everything that he says on the topic to ensure maximum damage, then there's not really any word too harsh for him. He is literally deliberately attempting to create misery, and then profit from that misery.

Farage and Piers "I hack dead children's voicemail for profit" Morgan are two of the vilest examples of modern human beings.

Zorya

I feel inspired by the genial atmosphere on this thread to finally confess that I am.... pro-Brexit

conorhal

Deleted User wrote: »

How apt.

Ahhahahahahahhhh.....*


Really?


Oh, I learned a new word today, 'smugnorant'. It's perfect for the fart huffing europhiles, who manage to be both smug and ignorant all at the same time!

Gimme A Pound

Why are "be tolerant and open-minded" folk often so spiteful?

AllForIt

Farage. He is quite funny sometimes and that's the type of person you'd like to have in a pub situation. Plus, I'd like to know what he's 'really' like personally. You'd imagine he's not particularly PC about ppl but what I would like to know is he actually a horrible person deep down. I'm not saying I think he is but he's just so clever if he was he would be capable of hiding it. When he castigated UKIP for employing Tommy Robertson as an advisor I wasn't sure if he did this to make himself look good or if he genuinely meant it.

Gravelly

seamus wrote: »

I bet you believe he's an alcoholic too.

Ah here.

Don’t tell me you’re innocent enough to believe his drunken antics are down to sciatica or whatever lame excuse they’ve given? Did sciatica make him put on two different shoes?

Yer Da sells Avon

Gemma Loud Bacteria wrote: »

Why are "be tolerant and open-minded" folk often so spiteful?

Farage's entire political career has been based on opportunism and fear-mongering. On what grounds should people, based on what they've seen of him over the last decade or so, 'tolerate' him? Should they retain an open mind, based on the idea that he might, some day, see the light and cease to be a terrible person?

Why the expectation that anyone should 'be tolerant and open-minded' about such a consistently malign figure?

Church on Tuesday

IrishZeus wrote: »

Neither would be high on my list, but I'd say you'd have more craic with Farage!

Sure, provided you're not a foreigner.

peasant

Juncker most definitely...at least he'd be able to have a decent conversation that does NOT involve Brexit or the EU.

Infini

randd1 wrote: »

Farage, no question.

While with Juncker you'd get the impression the night would end up with a bevvy of scantily clad call-girls in a hotel room, with Farage there's the possibility of someone really lamping him. That just about shades it for me.

Aw, this is sweet (and one of the most read stories on The Irish Times today):

Irish woman explains why she wanted to kiss Jean-Claude Juncker

In line with Sophocles'/Longfellow's "Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad", we'll drive the Brexiteers over that cliff first with all these lovely pro-EU stories.

harry Bailey esq

Christina Few Appetizer wrote: »

Juncker without a doubt.

Say what you want about Nige, at least he'd get his round in!

Duckworth_Luas

Nigel is barred from his local pub The Marquis of Granby.

harry Bailey esq

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Nigel is barred from his local pub The Marquis of Granby.

I'm also barred.. I'd have to bring him to one of me own haunts

timthumbni

Deleted User wrote: »

Aw, this is sweet (and one of the most read stories on The Irish Times today):

Irish woman explains why she wanted to kiss Jean-Claude Juncker

In line with Sophocles'/Longfellow's "Whom the gods would destroy they first make mad", we'll drive the Brexiteers over that cliff first with all these lovely pro-EU stories.

I’m sure the same woman would also be kissing the feet of the pope. Despite a lot of his paedo sorry priests carry ons within the Irish youth.

alloywheel

timthumbni wrote: »

I’m sure the same woman would also be kissing the feet of the pope. Despite a lot of his paedo sorry priests carry ons within the Irish youth.

lol. One boss in Europe was great at saying there is a special place in hell for the democratic voters of the UK. It reminds me of another boss in Europe who refused to excommunicate Hitler from his flock, even though he said there was a special place in hell for a woman who had an abortion after being raped.

So I do not listen much to bosses in Europe any more, be they head of the EU or the Catholic Church.

alloywheel

alloywheel wrote: »

lol. One boss in Europe was great at saying there is a special place in hell for the democratic voters of the UK. It reminds me of another boss in Europe who refused to excommunicate Hitler from his flock, even though he said there was a special place in hell for a woman who had an abortion after being raped.

So I do not listen much to bosses in Europe any more, be they head of the EU or the Catholic Church.

In all fairness, and I'm no personal defender of Tusk, that's nowhere even close to what he said or meant to say either figuratively or literally. All he said was if you want to leave then you should try and organise some sort of functioning exit plan before you go, not after. The wishes of the "democratic voters of the UK" (ie England and the sorry remains of what the English people think is their empire) are being respected. They want out, so they are getting out. No issue there. "Special place in Hell" is just a figure of speech and you're just being obtuse if you don't see it as such.

lbc2019

alloywheel wrote: »

lol. One boss in Europe was great at saying there is a special place in hell for the democratic voters of the UK. It reminds me of another boss in Europe who refused to excommunicate Hitler from his flock, even though he said there was a special place in hell for a woman who had an abortion after being raped.

So I do not listen much to bosses in Europe any more, be they head of the EU or the Catholic Church.

He didnt say that. He criticised Brexiteers that pushed Brexit without a plan, Gove, Farage Johnson et al, NOT voters

Gimme A Pound

Deleted User wrote: »

"Special place in Hell" is just a figure of speech and you're just being obtuse if you don't see it as such.

Ah it is a weirdly aggressive phrase still though. I think everyone knows it's a figure of speech but it's more like what you'd expect to be said about e.g. Ted Bundy. (I'd very much be a remainer btw).

super_furry

Juncker would be great craic and would probably have some cracking stories. Farage would be like getting stuck next to your racist oul pisshead uncle at a wedding.

Infini

Gemma Loud Bacteria wrote: »

Ah it is a weirdly aggressive phrase still though. I think everyone knows it's a figure of speech but it's more like what you'd expect to be said about e.g. Ted Bundy. (I'd very much be a remainer btw).

Its quite fitting given the context though. The British Governement is pushing a self destructive policy of ignorance and stupidity for no gain and doesnt seem to care about what damage it causes. It also seems to back the interests of malicious parties in willing to allow a crashout to happen and disregard all reason and logic.

The likes of Farage are a cancer of this existence who dont care how much damage they cause and hopefully they get their comeuppance for it.

riffmongous

Wait did he say a special place in hell or a place in the special hell?

Berserker

peasant wrote: »

Juncker most definitely...at least he'd be able to have a decent conversation that does NOT involve Brexit or the EU.

I wouldn't be so sure about that. Juncker loves his EU and I'd foresee choppy waters, when the drink gets flowing. Farage would be good fun, I reckon. Neither would come close to Boris Yeltsin in the crazy stakes.