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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    GBX wrote: »
    Eh no ... if you rotate it, its movable and likely will float away :pac:
    in the real world, yes but on a PC screen it does a 90deg jump. ;)


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Rotate 90 degrees, that just means that it is stuck facing the other way! :pac:

    No, that's a 180 degree turn...


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,870 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    If she is in zero gravity, why does she need a belt to keep her jeans up?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭The Raging Bile Duct


    Quazzie wrote: »
    If she is in zero gravity, why does she need a belt to keep her jeans up?

    Is this being intentionally stupid?


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,870 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Is this being intentionally stupid?

    Must be photoshopped. She's also wearing a watch, but there is no time in space either as time is in relation to how fast the earth turns


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,087 ✭✭✭The Raging Bile Duct


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Must be photoshopped. She's also wearing a watch, but there is no time in space either as time is in relation to how fast the earth turns

    Phew, that's alright...


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    cdeb wrote: »
    No, that's a 180 degree turn...
    No what it means is that the ship will instead of the bow being at an angle of 45deg to the south-west, it will instead have an angle of 45deg to the north-west.
    Draw it.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    OK, well I'm going off the basis that the ship was perpendicular to the bank to start with, which is how it appears in the photo. I haven't really been watching the news... :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,695 ✭✭✭✭josip


    cdeb wrote: »
    OK, well I'm going off the basis that the ship was perpendicular to the bank to start with, which is how it appears in the photo. I haven't really been watching the news... :o


    The ship is currently stuck on a1-h8


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    cdeb wrote: »
    OK, well I'm going off the basis that the ship was perpendicular to the bank to start with, which is how it appears in the photo. I haven't really been watching the news... :o

    _117711604_ever_given_airbus_976.jpg


    Suez Canal: How are they trying to free the Ever Given?


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,170 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    The chess analogy was better :)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,568 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    The ship is called "Ever Given". Does anyone else hear the silent "Zero F*cks" before that?

    Also, it seems to me (from the height of my expertise in all things freight-related, maritime and navigational) that it's the opposite of a lorry stuck under a bridge.

    On that basis:
    1. why don't they remove some of the containers to make it lighter?
    and
    2. can't they use "floats" like those they used to straighten and lift this beauty?

    1_costa_concordia.jpg?quality=85&w=838


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    cdeb wrote: »
    The chess analogy was better :)

    5m1vjGxf.gif


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    1. why don't they remove some of the containers to make it lighter?
    It's an option. But it's got a capacity of 20,388 teu, twenty-foot equivalent unit.

    Even though most containers would be 40 foots which count as 2 TEU each it still takes bleedin' ages to move thousands of containers if you don't the specialised gear.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    New Home wrote: »
    The ship is called "Ever Given". Does anyone else hear the silent "Zero F*cks" before that?

    Also, it seems to me (from the height of my expertise in all things freight-related, maritime and navigational) that it's the opposite of a lorry stuck under a bridge.

    On that basis:
    1. why don't they remove some of the containers to make it lighter?

    I would imagine it would take too long to sail a suitable crane there, but if all else fails that's what they would probably do. It would probably be almost impossible for a standard land based mobile crane to reach out that far.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Yester


    548250.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,695 ✭✭✭✭josip


    How about a few Chinooks or Skycranes?
    You could unload from both front and back at the same time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,143 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    If you rotated it 90 degrees based on the image in that tweet it'd end up all Titanic like.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    The ship is called "Ever Given". Does anyone else hear the silent "Zero F*cks" before that?

    CjCrN1vG.jpg


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    josip wrote: »
    How about a few Chinooks or Skycranes?
    You could unload from both front and back at the same time.

    ro8C2ne.jpg

    Only the empties and only with a bigger chopper and only one at a time. And you'd need to remove thousands.





    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/b3/2e/f1b32ee7461ff1a66ae42c87ecbe90e2.jpg


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,568 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    ro8C2ne.jpg

    Only the empties and only with a bigger chopper and only one at a time. And you'd need to remove thousands.





    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/b3/2e/f1b32ee7461ff1a66ae42c87ecbe90e2.jpg

    Oh for goodness' sake! You just want to be difficult!! :pac:


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    They need one of these!
    I'm not sure even this one is big enough to reach the top ones.
    Gallery-5-13-1024x768.jpg


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,568 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    They need one of these!
    I'm not sure even this one is big enough to reach the top ones.
    https://workboathire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Gallery-5-13-1024x768.jpg
    An Asian crane barge that's currently in Singapore ? Appearing anytime soon , not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 78,308 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    New Home wrote: »
    2. can't they use "floats" like those they used to straighten and lift this beauty?

    1_costa_concordia.jpg?quality=85&w=838
    You mean a "floating dock". Importantly, floating docks tend not to have engines and need to be towed into position. A big problem would be getting the floating dock under the ship.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No.5_Royal_Dock "will be the largest floating drydock in the world" "The No.5 Royal Dock will be 432m long, 85.6m wide, and will have a capacity of 130,000dwt"

    https://www.motorship.com/news101/industry-news/worlds-largest-floating-dock-operational#:~:text=A%20300%2C000%2Dtonne%20floating%20dock,vessels%20up%20to%20300%2C000%20DWT. "The dock, which is 340 metres long, 76 metres wide and 27 metres deep, is capable of repairing vessels up to 300,000 DWT."

    Ever Given is 220,940 GT, 99,155 NT, 199,629 DWT. Length: 399.94 m Beam: 58.8 m Draught: 14.5 m

    Suezmax - the largest ships that can use the Suez.
    Length: 400 m (1,300 ft) (maximum)
    Beam: 50 m (164 ft) (maximum) - Ever Given is allowed get around this by having a shallower draft.
    Air Draft: 68 m (223 ft) (maximum)
    Draft: 20.1 m (66 ft) (maximum)

    You're going to need a bigger boat floating dock.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,889 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Victor wrote: »
    Ever Given is 220,940 GT, 99,155 NT, 199,629 DWT. Length: 399.94 m Beam: 58.8 m Draught: 14.5 m

    Suezmax - the largest ships that can use the Suez.
    Length: 400 m (1,300 ft) (maximum)
    But it's hot in the Egyptian desert.

    Maybe it expanded by 7 cm ?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    An Asian crane barge that's currently in Singapore ? Appearing anytime soon , not.
    I wasn't referring to that particular one, just one like it.
    It was an indicative image.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,695 ✭✭✭✭josip



    Only the empties and only with a bigger chopper and only one at a time. And you'd need to remove thousands.

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/b3/2e/f1b32ee7461ff1a66ae42c87ecbe90e2.jpg


    Shipping companies load using an average of 14t per teu which is within the capabilities of a CH53 Super Stallion and some of the old Russian MILFs.


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