Things money couldn't make you do

StereoSound

What is completely out of the question for you and no amount of money could make you do it?

Some of my mine...

Share a house with a person who cannot control their emotions, 'I've been there when I was a kid so not for a million Euro, Dollars, Bananas would I do it again and that's the truth. It's frightening.

I was on holiday in South Africa a few years back and one of the places I stayed in was Pretoria.... Not for any figure would I return after what I experienced going on in the streets there in broad daylight. I was threatened, experienced racial verbal abuse on multiple occasions, was followed.....Seen other tourists being mugged outside malls, car jacking at gun point right in front of me while sitting outside a restaurant on my last day there. Dangerous fckn kip of a place! Headed back to Johannesburg very quickly after that for my flight to go home. Never so happy to get back on a plane in my life. Goodbye Pretoria, and good riddance!

So whats yours?

mad muffin

Sleep with my mother.

aaakev

mad muffin wrote: »

Sleep with my mother.

Sleep with mad muffins mother

FFred

Y M

Sweetemotion

Mad Muffins mother.

Berserker

Wear a Celtic shirt or eat lamb chops.

Zorya

So many things. But one ordinary one is travel on a bus on one of those narrow mountainous roads where one side drops away sheer for hundreds of metres, a lad has to walk ahead to check for landslides and the driver has probably taken a drag from an opium pipe to give him courage. Not for a billion bucks. It would be a sure way for me to lose my mind irretrievably.

2019

mad muffin wrote: »

Sleep with my mother.

100 billion. Im sure youd be abe to get counselling that could cure your bad thoughts on it for a few million haha

Signore Fancy Pants

Sweetemotion wrote: »

Mad Muffins mother.

It's too late for most of us.

myshirt

I'm not buying any of this. Everyone has a price.

StereoSound

2019 wrote: »

100 billion. Im sure youd be abe to get counselling that could cure your bad thoughts on it for a few million haha

Some memories are next to impossible to suppress or desensitize from. You may never recover from such an ordeal. It would turn you off women for life.

backspin.

StereoSound wrote: »

I was on holiday in South Africa a few years back and one of the places I stayed in was Pretoria.... Not for any figure would I return after what I experienced going on in the streets there in broad daylight. I was threatened, experienced racial verbal abuse on multiple occasions, was followed.....Seen other tourists being mugged outside malls, car jacking at gun point right in front of me while sitting outside a restaurant on my last day there. Dangerous fckn kip of a place! Headed back to Johannesburg very quickly after that for my flight to go home. Never so happy to get back on a plane in my life. Goodbye Pretoria, and good riddance!

Was that because you are white. I feel sorry for white South Africans who have to live with that hate.

Collie D

myshirt wrote: »

I'm not buying any of this. Everyone has a price.

Sure if you're not buying what's the point in selling to you?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Anything with rats, or mice.
Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.

StereoSound

backspin. wrote: »

Was that because you are white. I feel sorry for white South Africans who have to live with that hate.

I was back packing, I guess they could see I was a tourist or something. I don't understand enough about life in South Africa to know for sure but I know never to return to that part of it. Johannesburg was ok...

RollieFingers

Prince Albert

js35

Ishaan Calm Jack wrote: »

Anything with rats, or mice.
Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.

+1 that’s my worst nightmare

SEPT 23 1989

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AmGVAu9lk6I

DellyBelly

(Mod edit) Sex between 2 consenting males(or females) is neither disgusting or abnormal. It's almost 2019 I thought we'd got past this type of attitude.

Collie D

Ishaan Calm Jack wrote: »

Anything with rats, or mice.
Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.

The trick to avoid those type of things on that show is to say at the start you love all that. The public are evil bolloxes so as soon as you say you hate rats you're bound to picked for a rat challenge in the public vote.

Fr_Dougal

Mrs. Muffin said I was the only one. 😕

Grayson

Fcuk Donald Trump. I can't see how all those women did it for that little money. And I'm including his wives.

orourkeda1977

Watch the late late show

StereoSound

Knowingly sleep with someone with HIV, school thought me not to do this. A priest told us in sex education class... 1997'

The Princess Bride

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Watch the late late show

Listen to Joe Duffy.

FourFourRED

Behead someone for ISIS

NickNickleby

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Mrs. Muffin said I was the only one. 😕

Given the thread title, can we assume there WAS a price and it was paid?

C'mon, how much?

Hammer89

Give a blowjob. Lord knows why men and women put them through this ordeal on a regular basis. It's like, I piss out of this, and you want your mouth on it, just to make me happy? Stunning commitment you have to say, but a disgusting one nonetheless.

Gonad

Hammer89 wrote: »

Give a blowjob. Lord knows why men and women put them through this ordeal on a regular basis. It's like, I piss out of this, and you want your mouth on it, just to make me happy? Stunning commitment you have to say, but a disgusting one nonetheless.

Don’t knock it till you try it

Mad_maxx

sit in a church while end of the road gave a sermon .

somefeen

I was gonna say lick another mans anus, but then I thought about it and maybe its not that bad.

Pawwed Rig

Be poor

Zorya

Ishaan Calm Jack wrote: »

Anything with rats, or mice.
Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.

I moved into a very old house shortly after one of my babies was born. I was breastfeeding one evening in bed and a rat arrived suddenly and sat on my pillow and laid its head on my shoulder. Apparently the scream I let could have woken the dead, plus I went directly into standing (holding baba) in one fluid movement, no in-between positions. Bags packed within the hour :P

Wabbit Ears

Zorya wrote: »

I moved into a very old house shortly after one of my babies was born. I was breastfeeding one evening in bed and a rat arrived suddenly and sat on my pillow and laid its head on my shoulder. Apparently the scream I let could have woken the dead, plus I went directly into standing (holding baba) in one fluid movement, no in-between positions. Bags packed within the hour :P

awwwww and he was so friendly!!

me, id never become a decent human being, not for all the money in the world.

arybvtcw0eolkf

Move to Cork.

Or kiss a man, I don't know how women can do it.

StereoSound

StereoSound wrote: »

Knowingly sleep with someone with HIV, school thought me not to do this. A priest told us in sex education class... 1997'

This is a pretty bad answer.

• The chances of contracting it during unprotected vaginal sex are extremely low. (1/2500 for a man getting it from a woman, or 1/1250 for the woman getting it). You didn't even mention condoms but I presume you meant none.
• HIV is in no way a death sentence anymore. My friend has it and he's been perfectly honest with us and said it's not a big deal. I worked with him for years and never saw him ill.

So, you'd have millions or billions of euros for a 1/2500 chance of getting HIV, which you'd be able to manage since medicine for it is always improving. (I understand it was awful in the past).

And you'd have a 2499/2500 chance of getting the ride and a load of cash.

nthclare

Date a femminist.

antodeco

Collie D wrote: »

The trick to avoid those type of things on that show is to say at the start you love all that. The public are evil bolloxes so as soon as you say you hate rats you're bound to picked for a rat challenge in the public vote.

"What's your biggest fear?"

- Donuts and ice cream. I also hate being massaged

Red_Wake

Pay my taxes.

freshpopcorn

Vote Sinn Féin!

hurler32

Vote Fine Gael who are destroying Rural Ireland closing nearly all our Garda stations allowing Leo’s traveller buddies rob us all .

Lorelli!

Zorya wrote: »

So many things. But one ordinary one is travel on a bus on one of those narrow mountainous roads where one side drops away sheer for hundreds of metres, a lad has to walk ahead to check for landslides and the driver has probably taken a drag from an opium pipe to give him courage. Not for a billion bucks. It would be a sure way for me to lose my mind irretrievably.

I remember going on a day trip just in Crete one year and the coach was driving/practically wobbling off the side of a mountain cliff for most of the journey.

The minute I got off the bus, I had to get sick. It was awful. Another thing about there is when you're landing on the plane, the plane starts to go down at sea and drops when its just meets land. I quite enjoyed that though.

I'll take the obvious but true one for me. I would never marry anyone for money.

randd1

nthclare wrote: »

Date a femminist.

That's just a stupid and ignorant comment.

Its stupid because we both know that if you were given a million quid to start dating a feminist, you'd take it in a heart beat.

And its ignorant purely in the way you're ignoring the very obvious fact that because you're not a feminist and she is, she'd leave you immediately once you said the gender pay gap is simply pitting two arbitrary figures against each other with out actually examining the factors involved, and you'd be left with the dream scenario of a million quid and no feminist girlfriend.

You've got to think about these things you know.

fonecrusher1

Live in Dublin.

Lorelli!

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Live in Dublin.

Jaysis it's not that bad!!! I lived there for 30 years and I'm sort of alright

Vita nova

Hurt or injure someone

blackbox

backspin. wrote: »

Was that because you are white. I feel sorry for white South Africans who have to live with that hate.

Life is probably worse for black South Africans.

Wanderer2010

How many people would kill a stranger for a few million? So many say oh definitely I would do that but WOULD you??

Avatar MIA

hurler32 wrote: »

Vote Fine Gael...

Not vote Fine Gael.

randd1

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

How many people would kill a stranger for a few million? So many say oh definitely I would do that but WOULD you??

It would depend on the stranger.

There are many well know people who are utter strangers to me that I would bump off for a fraction of the above.

Some random punter in the street? Probably certainly not, unless they looked like an utter scrote altogether.

holy guacamole

Could never kill someone no matter how much I hate them or how evil they were.

Also, wouldn't:

Punch a baby.

Stand on the Kop and sing YNWA.

Turn up for work naked.

Make amends with those who've wronged me.