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Things money couldn't make you do

  • 23-12-2018 10:30PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭


    What is completely out of the question for you and no amount of money could make you do it?

    Some of my mine...

    Share a house with a person who cannot control their emotions, 'I've been there when I was a kid so not for a million Euro, Dollars, Bananas would I do it again and that's the truth. It's frightening.

    I was on holiday in South Africa a few years back and one of the places I stayed in was Pretoria.... Not for any figure would I return after what I experienced going on in the streets there in broad daylight. I was threatened, experienced racial verbal abuse on multiple occasions, was followed.....Seen other tourists being mugged outside malls, car jacking at gun point right in front of me while sitting outside a restaurant on my last day there. Dangerous fckn kip of a place! Headed back to Johannesburg very quickly after that for my flight to go home. Never so happy to get back on a plane in my life. Goodbye Pretoria, and good riddance!

    So whats yours?


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Sleep with my mother.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,064 ✭✭✭aaakev


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Sleep with my mother.

    Sleep with mad muffins mother


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 763 ✭✭✭FFred


    Y M


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,564 ✭✭✭Sweetemotion


    Mad Muffins mother.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,043 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Wear a Celtic shirt or eat lamb chops.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    So many things. But one ordinary one is travel on a bus on one of those narrow mountainous roads where one side drops away sheer for hundreds of metres, a lad has to walk ahead to check for landslides and the driver has probably taken a drag from an opium pipe to give him courage. Not for a billion bucks. It would be a sure way for me to lose my mind irretrievably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38 2019


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Sleep with my mother.

    100 billion. Im sure youd be abe to get counselling that could cure your bad thoughts on it for a few million haha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,703 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Mad Muffins mother.

    It's too late for most of us.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    I'm not buying any of this. Everyone has a price.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    2019 wrote: »
    100 billion. Im sure youd be abe to get counselling that could cure your bad thoughts on it for a few million haha

    Some memories are next to impossible to suppress or desensitize from. You may never recover from such an ordeal. It would turn you off women for life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,091 ✭✭✭backspin.


    I was on holiday in South Africa a few years back and one of the places I stayed in was Pretoria.... Not for any figure would I return after what I experienced going on in the streets there in broad daylight. I was threatened, experienced racial verbal abuse on multiple occasions, was followed.....Seen other tourists being mugged outside malls, car jacking at gun point right in front of me while sitting outside a restaurant on my last day there. Dangerous fckn kip of a place! Headed back to Johannesburg very quickly after that for my flight to go home. Never so happy to get back on a plane in my life. Goodbye Pretoria, and good riddance!

    Was that because you are white. I feel sorry for white South Africans who have to live with that hate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,587 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    myshirt wrote: »
    I'm not buying any of this. Everyone has a price.

    Sure if you're not buying what's the point in selling to you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Anything with rats, or mice.
    Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    backspin. wrote: »
    Was that because you are white. I feel sorry for white South Africans who have to live with that hate.

    I was back packing, I guess they could see I was a tourist or something. I don't understand enough about life in South Africa to know for sure but I know never to return to that part of it. Johannesburg was ok...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,645 ✭✭✭RollieFingers


    Prince Albert


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭js35


    Anything with rats, or mice.
    Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.

    +1 that’s my worst nightmare


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,127 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    (Mod edit) Sex between 2 consenting males(or females) is neither disgusting or abnormal. It's almost 2019 I thought we'd got past this type of attitude.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,587 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Anything with rats, or mice.
    Like those bushtucker trials where they lay in a box with rats, not for anything would I do it.

    The trick to avoid those type of things on that show is to say at the start you love all that. The public are evil bolloxes so as soon as you say you hate rats you're bound to picked for a rat challenge in the public vote.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Mrs. Muffin said I was the only one. 😕


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,448 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Fcuk Donald Trump. I can't see how all those women did it for that little money. And I'm including his wives.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Watch the late late show


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,153 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    Knowingly sleep with someone with HIV, school thought me not to do this. A priest told us in sex education class... 1997'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,801 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Watch the late late show

    Listen to Joe Duffy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,409 ✭✭✭✭FourFourRED


    Behead someone for ISIS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭NickNickleby


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Mrs. Muffin said I was the only one. 😕

    Given the thread title, can we assume there WAS a price and it was paid?

    C'mon, how much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Give a blowjob. Lord knows why men and women put them through this ordeal on a regular basis. It's like, I piss out of this, and you want your mouth on it, just to make me happy? Stunning commitment you have to say, but a disgusting one nonetheless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Gonad


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Give a blowjob. Lord knows why men and women put them through this ordeal on a regular basis. It's like, I piss out of this, and you want your mouth on it, just to make me happy? Stunning commitment you have to say, but a disgusting one nonetheless.

    Don’t knock it till you try it :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    sit in a church while end of the road gave a sermon .


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    I was gonna say lick another mans anus, but then I thought about it and maybe its not that bad.


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