Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

ButtersSuki

Will Fateen be in twoday, or will he need more time to recover from the arduous 2.5hour drive back from Limerick after a show he did done 4 days ago and dat so to speak?

Del.Monte

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Will Fateen be in twoday, or will he need more time to recover from the arduous 2.5hour drive back from Limerick after a show he did done 4 days ago and dat so to speak?

He won't want to miss clambering on the Hockey World Cup bandwagon or is that not a hot topic anymore?

ButtersSuki

Del.Monte wrote: »

He won't want to miss clambering on the Hockey World Cup bandwagon or is that not a hot topic anymore?

Dat's yesterdaze news caller and far too modrin. Dare's a much better chance of wan a de tree twins covering it in 40 years wen wan a de hockey players duz die and dat.

ButtersSuki

GUARANTEED Fateen is busy goo-gulling puns, wurd play and "clever" quips to transition from Paul Simon's "Still Crazy After All These Years" to de intro.



He was at de Paul Simon gig recently so no doubt it'll get a mention. I'd bet dat was a freebie too.

thesandeman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Will Fateen be in twoday, or will he need more time to recover from the arduous 2.5hour drive back from Limerick after a show he did done 4 days ago and dat so to speak?

Bingo!!

thesandeman

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Will Fateen be in twoday, or will he need more time to recover from the arduous 2.5hour drive back from Limerick after a show he did done 4 days ago and dat so to speak?

Bingo!!

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Will Fateen be in twoday, or will he need more time to recover from the arduous 2.5hour drive back from Limerick after a show he did done 4 days ago and dat so to speak?

I FOCKING CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!! GUBU.


I had a strong suspicion he wouldn't be in. I bet he only did FunnyFryday for de free nights away and de expenses.



WURKING CLASS MAN WIT DE WURKING CLASS WURK ETTIC!!!!!!

ButtersSuki

POSSIBLY on twoday's show and dat:

• Pope Francis has no toyme to meet abuse advisors and dat so to speak. A different Francis was on Da Lahv Lahn a few months ago and said de Pope should be washing de feet a de victims and dat so to speak
• PTSB Mortgages and dat so to speak and mortgages. PTSB restructured and even dough day didn't miss any dare loans have been sold to a vulture fund and dat
• Sex tape and dat so to speak. Do you have a sex tape? Send your now to joe@rte.ie
• Finnoula hates transgender peeple so to speak, whoy?

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S FunnyFrydaze De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 151
Joe Shows: 119
No Show Joe Shows: 32
Breakeens 4 Joe: 32
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 27
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €297,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

DON'T FORGET -
"We're here all summer" sez he.

honeybear

Who is in for Joe?

ButtersSuki

honeybear wrote: »

Who is in for Joe?

GOOD LORD himself.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

honeybear wrote: »

Who is in for Joe?

GOOD LORD himself.

Probably better suited to the hockey bandwagon. Or "Camogie for protestants" as I heard it called over the weekend

thecretinhop

im here all summer!

sligojoek

thecretinhop wrote: »

im here all summer!

He covers his ass by saying "We're here all summer".

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

He covers his ass by saying "We're here all summer".

Yes, he has amended it, but when he first said it a number of years ago it was "I've been here all summer".

Dan Jaman

"Me son wi' de drugs an' booze."

There's the door, ye little basytd.

ButtersSuki

Not listening but sounds like PBH is following Joe's "not on de promo" MO.

djemba djemba

So caller, what is the purpose of this call.

alaimacerc

I smelled a rat when Today Without Miriam was on yet another stand-in. For a moment I thought PBH himself might be getting a holiday!

ButtersSuki

djemba djemba wrote: »

So caller, what is the purpose of this call.

Caller was at a loose end I suspect as Live at 3 doesn't start until...well....3.

withless

This story is unburdened by facts.

M.Cribben

the gardai said it was a "civil matter".

ButtersSuki

withless wrote: »

This story is unburdened by facts.

Are you new here? :pac:

sligojoek

The unwell. Suicidal ideation. A fire. Beatings.
Needs more Joe.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

The unwell. Suicidal ideation. A fire. Beatings.
Needs more Joe.

Not listening - any death or tears? Or are they for later in the call?

withless

"you said something interesting a couple of minutes ago"

I don't think so Tim.

dvcireland

Any sponduliks in the Liveline Fund ?

dvcireland

sligojoek wrote: »

The unwell. Suicidal ideation. A fire. Beatings.
Needs more Joe.

sounds like a new book from Joe

sligojoek

I've a veeery booooring job to do. Much more exciting than this.

Later folks.

withless

These wrong crowds are a disgrace Joe.

Haha take that wifey!