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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak
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TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:
Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 185
Joe Shows: 148
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1
NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €370,000*
(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.
*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.
Must be due a break-een soon and dat. Duz anywan know if he had his "main" holiday yet?0 -
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MmmChocolate wrote: »IT'S NOT AN ATM MACHINE, IT'S AN ATM! THE M STANDS FOR MACHINE!
ATM is an acronym used in porn too so to speak (a friend told me), so whenever I hear Fateen saying "ATM Masheen" I think of a mechanised version of such an act. If you don't know what it is don't goo-gull it at wurk so to speak....Beechwoodspark wrote: »Defibber later
Do de Fibre Gade carry dem?worst attempt i have ever heard of pronouncing a name, ever.
I assume it was Joe but just checking.....It used for making the 'microbububles' for de coffee!
Costa Coffee?I'm confused with this one - she has loads of 'linked' accounts and then she has only one account? She has loads of money in her account..and she sends money out of the country by Western Union or some such and she is known as 'Bookie' and is from Nigeria. Could you make it up?
On Da Lahv Lahn anyting is possible.MmmChocolate wrote: »So this guy paid a randomer on the internet so send him something and now he's ringing Joe to complain that the head fecked off with his money and sent nothing. I mean - if I did something so mind-numbingly moronic I'd be hoping nobody found out, not broadcasting my stupidity to the entire nation!
Are you new here? There's on average one of deeze callers a week so to speak.thecretinhop wrote: »i weil slash de tires!
Ah, de memories.She rang a national radio station to say that Paddy Power wouldnt accept a bet from on her a second Brexit referendum.
Wow
I don't know who is dumber - her for calling it with it, or RTE for deeming it to be a story of such national importance it had to go on air.Rock Lesnar wrote: »Text poll on the way, Y to leave, N to not
Or if Joe was handling it:
Text B for Britain to leave
Text E for De EU to make dem leaveLiz-Bonn
No Stock-hullum today?Irexit will never happen.
Chiefly down to the fact it doesn't roll off the tongue like Brexit.
Eirexit? Repleave?
Awful I know but maybe somewan can see dem on here and put dem in a weekly column and dat and claim de idea as dare own so to speak?somesoldiers wrote: »Jacob reese mogg on line 2
Was Joe doin' de posh voyis wen talkin' ta him?This lad must have an awful lot of time on his hands
He duz, he only wurks 75mins a day. You mean Joe, right?SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »Impartial host You are most certainly not new here. You should know better!Joe wurkin on his buke in de studio today.
Back to de dead chislers?Joe playing the PC card and trying for a reaction. How many Africans will he be accommodating in Duffy Towers.
The same number as the number of Syrians he took in wen de chisler washed up on de beach. A new buke?
"De Chislers Dat Did Doyed From De Drownin in De Sea off Syria and dat"
Printed in Germany.Are you new here?
Liveline: Where stupid people ring in to tell the country how stupid they are. (c) Butters or Anthonyjmaher, I think.
Tanks!
Joe laughing away again. Hes great so he is.
Wat was de joke?Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Detective inspector Duffy
He's either:- Horatijoe
- DCI (Dead Chislers Investigator) Duffy
If this fool gets her way and the UK voted to stay should there be a 3rd referendum to give the leavers another chance.
Joe is a man caller.Topgear on Dave wrote: »This English guy is interesting.
He won't last long then.Theres no point having that conversation.
Until some lunatic walks into the Dundrum Shopping Centre and blows himself and a few dozen other people up.
Well as long as BT and Harvey Nichs survive most Dundrum shoppers will get over it pretty quickly.Please go away you fool.
He's due a break-een caller, he'll be off again soon.Nutter on line.1.
he's de host actually.Topgear on Dave wrote: »Tinfoil hat on line 1 Joe.....
FYPFor Forks Sake wrote: »"The UN and EU are communist enterprises".
Jesus wept.
Ah, what? Who said dat? Joe or a caller?A Shaved Duck? wrote: »I feel stupider listening to this... im out.
It's why i rarely listen anymore. De thread is amusing though.I'm all in favour of hot Spanish, Polish and Lithuanian women living in Ireland
Chalk it down caller!Will this fella have a triple barrelled name with one of those names as Gaeilge?
Seosaimh McAmadán Ó DuffaighTopgear on Dave wrote: »If you survived Funny Friday you can survive this lunacy
You get a Purple Heart* for dat I hear.
*Vietnam reference for younger readers and datLefty liberal on now who wants open borders and uses 1840's Irish emigration to the US as his yardstick.
Of course no interuptions from Joe
As long as you don't hold a contradictory viewpoint to Fateen you can say wat you like on Da Lahn Lahn.Rock Lesnar wrote: »Whose eating a carrot there
Taught i heard somebody munching awayanthonyjmaher wrote: »Shameful bias from Duffy as usual. The guy rings in to make a point about why he doesn't support immigration and Duffy is tutting and sighing before he's finished the sentence. The subsequent caller called his views racism and this goes unchallenged by Duffy. If you are in line with his own opinions you can say whatever you want.
You're also not new here!For Forks Sake wrote: »NI is an economic black hole, subsidised to the tune of £10bn a year by Westminster, reliant on a bloated public service and other state funded "schemes' to make work for idle terrorists. It has a miniscule private sector and produces very little of any worth.
Try saying dat in Nordridden Ireland as one ButtersSuki said recently (and has been saying for many years)!BINGO!!!
Joe now has callers in labelling the anti-immigration nut from earlier (and therefore anyone who voted against Brexit) as racists and bigots.
RTE has done it's days work. Wrap this one up
PBH was allegedly spotted hi-fiving Tubs as day munched on foie gras in Gee-bows earlier, I suspect it was at this exact point in de show.anthonyjmaher wrote: »This same f**ker will be back in the staff room later giving out about how the kids are dumped on him and he's expected to teach them English. Probably be out marching with his union looking for a raise shortly.
I wouldn't call de RTE Canteen a staff room per se caller.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »Anudder WOW from the ringmaster
See next post for further on dis so to speak.Odyssey 2005 wrote: »He's finished his daily shift caller.
At 3pm. ANd he started 15mins before 2.anthonyjmaher wrote: »Sweeping statements going unchallenged. Absolutely ridiculous.
It's almost like he has complete editorial control and no-one has de balls to challenge him......
Absolutely normal for this shytshower of a programme.
You're not new here either dja heer me!This type of discussion is way above Joe's pay grade - large an all as that is so to speak.
Hang on. Joe went to Trinity College Dubalin caller AND HE HAS DE SAME EDUCATION AS MICHAEL O'LEARY.0 -
I've posted this before but for dose of you who haven't seen it and dat:
There is a jolly man who acts as the ring master for reaction, he whips up callers into a frenzy, rails at them, exudes sympathy, tells people to ‘go on’ with their tales of misery and he pretends to care.
Then he mounts campaigns for what HE believes is right His training was being an outsider who got into college, it was being left wing, it was engaging in protest, but he got accepted by the masters, rolled over on his belly and liked having his belly tickled. So the outsider found a place in the big house and turned to tell us we are all the same.
Joe Duffy is the ring master, misery, frustration and tales of people being destroyed by the system are transformed into entertainment on the airwaves.
The Easter Rising, when brave people decided to break with the rule of empire, in Joe’s hands has become a book about the death of the innocent children caught in the crossfire.
No politics just misery. Joe could not invite a Traveller on air when the tragic fire in Carrickmines saw five children lose their lives.
It’s the circus that is important to Joe, not change.
Illustration by Redmonk.
http://www.rabble.ie/2016/02/04/gombeen-11-the-ringmaster-of-reaction/
More here (Inc. Tubs):
http://www.rabble.ie/category/gombeen/0 -
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