Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Did you see the tree coming towards ye?"


YES! He's done it!
He's uttered something even more stupid than 'weather'.

As I predicted! Didn’t even take him a day. Same show. You couldn’t pay for this level of stupidity, and yet we are.

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

That tweet will go infectious or virus later on sez Fateen..... 400k, total pro.



lol !!!!!

Did he really say that? :pac::pac:

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

Goooooood Lord! What a lucky escape.....for the tree.

Joke btw before someone complains.

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

I'm so glad the Freelander is ok.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 182
Joe Shows: 145
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €362,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Dee 4bezz, I hope you listen to any of this weeks shows and den pay de Kummunications Klinic a small fortune to draft a press release for you justify dose fees so to speak.....

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S Tamarra's De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 183
Joe Shows: 146
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €365,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Doin' it in advance of FunnyFryday on a Turrsday LAHV from Tulla-More-RAY so to speak as I won't be here tamarra - and neither should you!

HeidiHeidi

Greasy Tool wrote: »

He was truly pathetic today !! To a whole new level

In all my years of suffering listening to Lahvline, I have rarely heard worse than today.


While I u-turned my way around south Dublin city trying to find a path through the fallen trees (and there were a LOT of them :eek:) to get to work, I heard Joe's pathetic attempts at whipping up a storm out of the storm - I've said it before, and I'll say it again - pure gutter tabloid journalism. Not for the first time, Whineline would be a more apt moniker.


And only short of promising at the end of the show that the ploughing will be on on Friday, despite AnnaMay explicitly saying that they couldn't promise or even guess at that yet, as they were still only exploring if it was feasible. He'd remind you of a slobbering dog (with apologies to all slobbering dogs out there, I love dogs) pathetically eager to please.

ButtersSuki

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

In all my years of suffering listening to Lahvline, I have rarely heard worse than today.


While I u-turned my way around south Dublin city trying to find a path through the fallen trees (and there were a LOT of them :eek:) to get to work, I heard Joe's pathetic attempts at whipping up a storm out of the storm - I've said it before, and I'll say it again - pure gutter tabloid journalism. Not for the first time, Whineline would be a more apt moniker.


And only short of promising at the end of the show that the ploughing will be on on Friday, despite AnnaMay explicitly saying that they couldn't promise or even guess at that yet, as they were still only exploring if it was feasible. He'd remind you of a slobbering dog (with apologies to all slobbering dogs out there, I love dogs) pathetically eager to please.

He's a Taxi driver who won the RTE lotto. That's his level.


No offence to Taxi drivers btw.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

He probably drove up to it an hour after it fell and decided here's a chance to get some free publicity.


Also looks like he'd get under it comfortably, but hey, let's make somethign THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN a story.


With all these falling trees today, I do hope Kat-Trinn Thomasssssessssessssss' mudder is safe.

withless

I do believe in an interventionist God, Joe.

Robert2012

Deleted User wrote: »

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

Unless he was waiting there for 8 seconds before it fell, I'd say he would have been well past it.

Especially in his Range Rover.

Good man Phil.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He probably drove up to it an hour after it fell and decided here's a chance to get some free publicity.


Also looks like he'd get under it comfortably, but hey, let's make somethign THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN a story.


With all these falling trees today, I do hope Kat-Trinn Thomasssssessssessssss' mudder is safe.

I was almost hit by a falling tree today, in that tress fell on roads I was on. Will I call Joe tomorrow? Oh that's right - my number is blocked and he's in Tulla-More-Ray.

Robert2012

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was almost hit by a falling tree today, in that tress fell on roads I was on. Will I call Joe tomorrow? Oh that's right - my number is blocked and he's in Tulla-More-Ray.

Don't call unless you missed it by 10 seconds, or you were actually in a car that had just been hit by a tree, morya.

Death is preferable, or near death, but life-changing injuries are also acceptable.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was almost hit by a falling tree today, in that tress fell on roads I was on. Will I call Joe tomorrow? Oh that's right - my number is blocked and he's in Tulla-More-Ray.

Lahvlahn has blocked your number? Did ya swear down de fone so to speak?

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

Leah Kahn has blocked your number? Did ya swear down de fone so to speak?

No I made numerous complaints to RTE and the BAI about someone. They have my details so to speak.


Someone suggested I get a burner phone and dat. I would never do that. :rolleyes:;)

Beechwoodspark

ButtersSuki wrote: »

No I made numerous complaints to RTE and the BAI about someone. They have my details so to speak.


Someone suggested I get a burner phone and dat. I would never do that. :rolleyes:;)

Should contact the ombudsman if you feel you have been unfairly treated buttersuki? They will compel RTÉ to give a reason(s) for blocking your Num if that’s what has happened.

ButtersSuki

Beechwoodspark wrote: »

Should contact the ombudsman if you feel you have been unfairly treated buttersuki? They will compel RTÉ to give a reason(s) for blocking your Num if that’s what has happened.

I haven't actually rang to check if I'm blocked but given the nature and frequency of my complaints (and to make a complaint you have to give your name, address and telephone number) I'm pretty sure my details are logged and flagged in RTE. I'd say the alarm bells go off in RTE if I got as far as 1850 7 on de EYEfone so to speak.

Mena Mitty

I missed the show today as I had the day earmarked for the ploughing but I've read all the posts and it cheered me up no end.

I hope to get going tomorrow. Every year I try to get to see the cookery demos and the horses ploughing and every year I get sidetracked. Meeting people I haven't met in donkey's years and chatting for....well hours.

ButtersSuki

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I missed the show today as I had the day earmarked for the ploughing but I've read all the posts and it cheered me up no end.

I hope to get going tomorrow. Every year I try to get to see the cookery demos and the horses ploughing and every year I get sidetracked. Meeting people I haven't met in donkey's years and chatting for....well hours.

Don't forget to ask Fateen how de leg is tomorrow and ask him will he autograph an auld buke for you while he's at it.

ButtersSuki

Will Fateen take Fryday off and dat after de arduous 45-60drive home tomorrow?


And next week?

Mena Mitty

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Don't forget to ask Fateen how de leg is tomorrow and ask him will he autograph an auld buke for you while he's at it.

Nah 'fraid not, I'll be too busy filling me 'bag for loife' with free pens, fridge magnets, keyrings and rsa hiviz vests.

More Music

Robert2012 wrote: »

Unless he was waiting there for 8 seconds before it fell, I'd say he would have been well past it.

Especially in his Range Rover.

Good man Phil.

What? If he if was in that spot 10 seconds earlier he's saying the tree would be on top of him.

You don't have to park in the road to get hit by a tree. A friend of mine can confirm that. And just like Philip, my mate wasn't driving a Range Rover either.

Although I fail to see how the brand of car is relevant in this case.

Jeff2

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Don't forget to ask Fateen how de leg is tomorrow and ask him will he autograph an auld buke for you while he's at it.

What's this about his leg.
I'v a bad leg worse and don't get why anyone would ask about it.

Jeff2

More Music wrote: »

If you feel RTE have singled you out for relentless and bordering on obsessive treatment so to speak https://www.rte.ie/about/en/policies-and-reports/policies-guidelines/2018/0525/966025-rte-data-protection-individual-rights-guide/


"but hey, let's make somethign THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN a story."

A.

Where is the show upload from Monday 17/09/2018

sligojoek

Mena Mitty wrote: »

Nah 'fraid not, I'll be too busy filling me 'bag for loife' with free pens, fridge magnets, keyrings and rsa hiviz vests.

Stingy thread thaddaway

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More Music wrote: »

What? If he if was in that spot 10 seconds earlier he's saying the tree would be on top of him.

You don't have to park in the road to get hit by a tree. A friend of mine can confirm that. And just like Philip, my mate wasn't driving a Range Rover either.

Although I fail to see how the brand of car is relevant in this case.

They were all wrong. It's actually a Defender. I used to have a 3.5 V8 petrol one once. Some yoke to move.

Jeff2 wrote: »

Where is the show upload from Monday 17/09/2018

It didn't actually happen.

Jeff2

I used to see people on radios in an office listen to when a name was said and recorded it.
The were payed to check if well off people were mentioned.

Yep that happened even years ago.

Jeff2

I don't think 'more music' has produced this week and is likely in Tullamoray a few days setting up.
Nice work if you can get it.

Jeff2

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Mena Mitty

[Deleted User] wrote: »

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Fillup

In this part of the country we'd call that a branch. A tree....pffft