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Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

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Robert2012

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I was almost hit by a falling tree today, in that tress fell on roads I was on. Will I call Joe tomorrow? Oh that's right - my number is blocked and he's in Tulla-More-Ray.

Don't call unless you missed it by 10 seconds, or you were actually in a car that had just been hit by a tree, morya.

Death is preferable, or near death, but life-changing injuries are also acceptable.

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

He probably drove up to it an hour after it fell and decided here's a chance to get some free publicity.

Also looks like he'd get under it comfortably, but hey, let's make somethign THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN a story.

With all these falling trees today, I do hope Kat-Trinn Thomasssssessssessssss' mudder is safe.

I was almost hit by a falling tree today, in that tress fell on roads I was on. Will I call Joe tomorrow? Oh that's right - my number is blocked and he's in Tulla-More-Ray.

Robert2012

Deleted User wrote: »

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Fillup

Unless he was waiting there for 8 seconds before it fell, I'd say he would have been well past it.

Especially in his Range Rover.

Good man Phil.

withless

I do believe in an interventionist God, Joe.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

He probably drove up to it an hour after it fell and decided here's a chance to get some free publicity.

Also looks like he'd get under it comfortably, but hey, let's make somethign THAT DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN a story.

With all these falling trees today, I do hope Kat-Trinn Thomasssssessssessssss' mudder is safe.

ButtersSuki

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

In all my years of suffering listening to Lahvline, I have rarely heard worse than today.

While I u-turned my way around south Dublin city trying to find a path through the fallen trees (and there were a LOT of them :eek:) to get to work, I heard Joe's pathetic attempts at whipping up a storm out of the storm - I've said it before, and I'll say it again - pure gutter tabloid journalism. Not for the first time, Whineline would be a more apt moniker.

And only short of promising at the end of the show that the ploughing will be on on Friday, despite AnnaMay explicitly saying that they couldn't promise or even guess at that yet, as they were still only exploring if it was feasible. He'd remind you of a slobbering dog (with apologies to all slobbering dogs out there, I love dogs) pathetically eager to please.

He's a Taxi driver who won the RTE lotto. That's his level.

No offence to Taxi drivers btw.

HeidiHeidi

Greasy Tool wrote: »

He was truly pathetic today !! To a whole new level

In all my years of suffering listening to Lahvline, I have rarely heard worse than today.

While I u-turned my way around south Dublin city trying to find a path through the fallen trees (and there were a LOT of them :eek:) to get to work, I heard Joe's pathetic attempts at whipping up a storm out of the storm - I've said it before, and I'll say it again - pure gutter tabloid journalism. Not for the first time, Whineline would be a more apt moniker.

And only short of promising at the end of the show that the ploughing will be on on Friday, despite AnnaMay explicitly saying that they couldn't promise or even guess at that yet, as they were still only exploring if it was feasible. He'd remind you of a slobbering dog (with apologies to all slobbering dogs out there, I love dogs) pathetically eager to please.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S Tamarra's De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 183
Joe Shows: 146
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €365,000*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Doin' it in advance of FunnyFryday on a Turrsday LAHV from Tulla-More-RAY so to speak as I won't be here tamarra - and neither should you!

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:

Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 182
Joe Shows: 145
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €362,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat nor d'expenses for driving, vittels and de overnightin' often mere days in advance of a FunnyFryday. Wurking class man wit de wurking class wurk ettic and dat.

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Dee 4bezz, I hope you listen to any of this weeks shows and den pay de Kummunications Klinic a small fortune to draft a press release for you justify dose fees so to speak.....

Dan Jaman

Deleted User wrote: »

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Fillup

I'm so glad the Freelander is ok.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

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Fillup

Goooooood Lord! What a lucky escape.....for the tree.

Joke btw before someone complains.

[Deleted User]

https://twitter.com/boucherhayes/status/1042358465400844288?s=21

Fillup

ButtersSuki

Uncharted wrote: »

That tweet will go infectious or virus later on sez Fateen..... 400k, total pro.

lol !!!!!

Did he really say that? :pac::pac:

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Did you see the tree coming towards ye?"

YES! He's done it!
He's uttered something even more stupid than 'weather'.

As I predicted! Didn’t even take him a day. Same show. You couldn’t pay for this level of stupidity, and yet we are.

[Deleted User]

Just followed a Stobart ATR arriving from Leeds. Usually need a second approach in this wind, got in in one go. Stomach churning for all on board. Pilots of other aircraft always admire their ATR colleagues as they are a nightmare to handle in any windy conditions.

Wud have been a lot of Wows from Fateen were he on board.

[Deleted User]

BPKS wrote: »

Henry McKeen had to do a report from the Ploughing on the Pat Kenny Show from a portaloo this morning.

So the RTE lads get a hotel and Henry in Newstalk gets a portaloo. :eek:

Jeff2

Today's lahvlann was sponsored by World of warcraft.

[Deleted User]

Central Hotel,Tullamoray, doesn’t sound posh enough for Joe.

Uncharted

withless wrote: »

Tamarrahs show could be a blowout.

If the wind gets behind Fateen's velour bow tie,he could end up in Leitrim...

(We can only hope)

Greasy Tool

Uncharted wrote: »

You're welcome to the scummy vile concoction

Thanks !! It's nice made with Choriso if you're posh !

withless

Tamarrahs show could be a blowout.

Uncharted

Greasy Tool wrote: »

Culchies are allergic to coddle !! Only us Dubs are man enough to handle it !!

You're welcome to the scummy vile concoction

Greasy Tool

He was truly pathetic today !! To a whole new level

zell12

Finishes at 15:00:36
WOW quota exceeded by 26 billiun

Uncharted

Joe doing his best Porky Pig impersonation at the end there...... wtf?

Greasy Tool

dvcireland wrote: »

surprised no Coddle stalls at the ploughing...click signal gone

Culchies are allergic to coddle !! Only us Dubs are man enough to handle it !!

[Deleted User]

In Tullamoree!

Dan Jaman

dvcireland wrote: »

surprised no Coddle stalls at the ploughing...click signal gone

That's why he's going down tomorrow.

De coddle is being prepared tonight...
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[Deleted User]

Uncharted wrote: »

Black butter?? Ya whaaa??

I’ve heard of this as a speciality from Jersey, where you can buy it as a souvenir. Made from fermented or stewed apples an dat.

Uncharted

withless wrote: »

I like how he just waved his hand and gave them a room without the hotels permission.

She should have said "tank you Godfadder".

Don Dufflione will have his way...