Lahvlann: Up the reek without a coddle - 26/07 two 18 so to speak

TheBoyConor

Awh, my ghod!

Things are getting bad now.

Waiting for the ahh, jaaAYYYYses.

anthonyjmaher

All the smart ar$e little asides. What a poisonous, petty little man he is. Not fit to be a professional broadcaster.

Dan Jaman

De fada, de pun and de holey toast.

TheBoyConor

The fadas joe, they don't even pay road tax joe.

Greasy Tool

I've two green shield stamps from 1976 Joe , Ryanair wouldn't accept them . Disgraceful Joe!!

Yew Ormond produced.

Fateen sez ya can’t get into Ryanair AGM even if you’re a journo. He must have tried to register for a place!

withless

What a dumb show.

withless

withless wrote: »

What a dumb show.

But it was nearing gold in places!

Greasy Tool

withless wrote: »

What a dumb show.

Classic Liveline caller !! I thought it was hilarious !!

sligojoek

Deleted User wrote: »

Yew Ormond produced.

Fateen sez ya can’t get into Ryanair AGM even if you’re a journo. He must have tried to register for a place!

They're not allowing the press into the AGM.

JMNolan

JMNolan wrote: »

FFS Ryanair again. There must be more motor disputes we can listen to

He deliberately took the last one up because it featured the name “Michael O’Leary”. Yew and crew were at de compewtur and de algoridim pulled up de name so to speak. Anything to remind us of the innate badness of MOL.

That was actually a fun show

Looking forward to the liveline callback with Michael o'Leary and Ola on-a-detté still scrapping over a bit of scrap metal

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

They're not allowing the press into the AGM.

MOL knows Fateen would want to attend and heckle.

manodepeeple

sligojoek wrote: »

They're not allowing the press into the AGM.

Yeah, so why can't Fateen go?

After all, he admitted last week that he "only answers the phone in here".

Hardly a Journo.

Dan Jaman

Butters, if you read this later, the last 20 minutes of the show, Ola the Arfurette Daly of Van World (in Luganda) and Mick O'Leary the hapless van buyer is worth a listen. The rest is the usual damp squib.

Dan Jaman

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Butters, if you read this later, the last 20 minutes of the show, Ola the Arfurette Daly of Van World (in Luganda) and Mick O'Leary the hapless van buyer is worth a listen. The rest is the usual damp squib.

Patrick/ Pat/ Paddy's awkward laugh is also worth a listen

(maybe that's just me. i have too much free time)

BarryD2

ebbsy wrote: »

GOOD AFTERNOON TO YOU MICHAEL O LEARY

That was gas! Duffy redeemed himself for a few days.

somesoldiers

somesoldiers wrote: »

Christened Rosemary but everyone calls me Maureen- the ffers

I used to work in the public service and it was always a nightmare trying to elucidate people’s official names, which they often seemed very reluctant to reveal. “I’m known as Tom” might be all the identity info they would want to part with. At least when the absolute official id requirement came into force, I duly registered people in the system by the name(s) on their passport/id. Before that my bosses would instruct me to “go easy on the clients”. But still some customers would insist on identifying themselves verbally by whatever version of themselves they currently fancied. Name as Gaeilge, name as Bearla, pet name, surname prior to current marriage, varied spelling of name, gender transitioned name etc etc etc. But one thing this lot never think of, that the official on the telephone has no way to identify you unless you give the name you registered with, and if necessary initiate an official change of name with the organisations they are signed up to.

deafroadrunner

What's the best way to listen to this again if I missed it on radio today.

ButtersSuki

TWODAY'S De Brand NEW & IMPROVED so to speak 2-18 Joe Duffy Wurkday Calculator and dat:



Wurkdays in 2-18 and dat: 180
Joe Shows: 143
No Show Joe Shows: 37
Breakeens 4 Joe: 37
PBH (de full-time host of de show) Shows: 32
PBH guest appearances and dat: 1
D'Omen Shows: 4
AN Udder Shows: 0
Good Fryday No Show by nobody at all at all: 1

NEW FEATURE SO TO SPEAK:
Fateen's Estimated Fees (De FEF Matrix so to speak) to date dis year:
AT LEAST €357,500*

(not including de EXTRA FEES for 3 days of De Beast From De East TV + Radio Simulcast Xtravaganza + likely "Danger Money" for travelling to and from wurk in de snow and dat).

*de fees are calculated at €2,500 per show x days dat Fateen is in so to speak. Dose fees are likely conservative and outdated as day are 2 years old so to speak.
I'm including Good Fryday as a Wurkday as it is not an official Bank Holiday/Holiday Day. Even Pat Kenny is in Newstalk FFS, but no-one in RTE of course of course.

Insert witty comment here __________ so to speak and dat.

ButtersSuki

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Butters, if you read this later, the last 20 minutes of the show, Ola the Arfurette Daly of Van World (in Luganda) and Mick O'Leary the hapless van buyer is worth a listen. The rest is the usual damp squib.

Ah yer very good, yer very good ta save me asking de question so to speak. Tanks a thousind.

ButtersSuki

Went to listen as I was walking the hounds and it’s not on the podcast yet or the main site. I do realise it’s likelg just laziness but was anything potentially libelous said?

Odyssey 2005

deafroadrunner wrote: »

What's the best way to listen to this again if I missed it on radio today.

You new here :).
Don't be wasting your time. You'd be better off shovelling the Shannon

ButtersSuki

https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/1041706950147366914




75mins of "Well done!", "Wow!", sharp intakes of breath, and "Wunderful, fantastic"s on twoday's show.


Also, today could be a historic day as an elderly man will actually be described old on Da Lahv Lahn for only de second time in Lahv Lahn history - de furst time was when Pat Hickey was arrested in Brazil and was described as being very old, sick and frail, despite dis being only a week or so since he was described as young and very fit by de same host. De most amazing and unbelievable part of dat particular story however was de fact dat Joe was in on 2 consecutive weeks in de same summer.

HeidiHeidi

ButtersSuki wrote: »

https://twitter.com/rtenews/status/1041706950147366914




75mins of "Well done!", "Wow!", sharp intakes of breath, and "Wunderful, fantastic"s on twoday's show.

Eh, dat story was covered yesterday, caller.



Even I know dat, and I'm back on my Lahvline fast - and feeling much the better for it, tanks a tousand.



(Not to say that Joe couldn't squeeze the whole bloody week out of it, but I suspect that's unlikely)

withless

There is a slim/non-existant hope that "I am Michael O'Leary!" will become the "I am Spartacus!" of loiveloine callers.

BPKS

The story of the auld lad taking on the raiders in the bookies was on the News at One yesterday.

I think it was the first time the word "Scumbag" was used on the News at One.

SEPT 23 1989

Still attacking Ryanair on the promo

ButtersSuki

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

Eh, dat story was covered yesterday, caller.



Even I know dat, and I'm back on my Lahvline fast - and feeling much the better for it, tanks a tousand.



(Not to say that Joe couldn't squeeze the whole bloody week out of it, but I suspect that's unlikely)

Apologies caller, I was in Nordridden Ireland yesterday and missed de show and dat. I’m not really listening to it anymore anyway so even if I was in Suddren Ireland I would probably have missed it too so to speak.

Hotstipple car park charges among de topics - I have an appointment in one of dem dis afternoon, so will park on a road some distance away and walk.

More Michael O’Leary mentions, re names on vouchers.

Unpaid NPPR fines upon selling house.