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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    "keyboards with butterfly switches"


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,020 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    "keyboards with butterfly switches"

    You what now?

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,409 ✭✭✭JoeA3


    No offence but... <I’m about to say something highly likely to offend/upset you but it’s ok, I said “no offence”>.

    Similarly...

    I’m not racist but...
    I’m not being funny but...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    "I know ye have some............c'mere....gis a few specs of dust.....ah c'mon......C'MONNN WILL YAAaaaaaa.........fukkk saaykks"


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,224 ✭✭✭alaimacerc


    JoeA3 wrote: »
    I’m not being funny but...

    No, that one's generally right enough, they're not about to be funny. Very often obnoxious, mind.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    I did the best I could do with your car / pc , honest.


  • Registered Users Posts: 745 ✭✭✭vectorvictor


    5rtytry56 wrote: »
    I did the best I could do with your car / pc , honest.

    Followed by "I'll leave it at €...)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,644 ✭✭✭storker


    "Verticals"

    In a previous job I sat with colleagues through an hour-long presentation by our CEO in which the word "verticals" was used a ridiculous number of times. Particularly ridiculous given that nobody knew what he was talking about. I was thinking of Stonehenge, but I suspected that wasn't what he had in mind. The word was used so many times he obviously had a big stiffy for it, but if he'd just said "market segments" people might have known what he was on about, but hey, why communicate effectively when you can impress the audience with your command of jargon and buzzwords?

    Shobgite.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    "That was Tony's FIRST convention. So cut out the snark please and give the lad a break"


  • Posts: 17,381 [Deleted User]


    Treason is an annoying word. The vast majority seem to think it's simply the act a traitor to a country commits.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,224 ✭✭✭alaimacerc


    Treason is an annoying word. The vast majority seem to think it's simply the act a traitor to a country commits.

    Lots actually seem to to think it's anything done by a politician one doesn't like. Introducing water charges, being the president of the USA while black, etc.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    STOP talking down ......


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,261 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    alaimacerc wrote: »
    Office-speak is indeed horrendous. It's worst when it escapes the office, though. I cannot listen to the Gaa segments on RTE because a) Marty Morrissey, and b) bainisteoirí babbling on in managementconsultantese.

    'The Process'
    'Transition'

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,645 ✭✭✭✭josip


    "a bite to eat"

    I don't know why it annoys me so much but it does.
    Can you even eat a 'bite' ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    i dId nOtHiNg WrOnG


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,536 ✭✭✭worded


    Samsgirl wrote: »
    I'm not racist, but.......

    There are only two things I can’t abide. People who don’t respect other people’s cultures and the Dutch


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,536 ✭✭✭worded


    At the end of the day

    https://youtu.be/UwbPK2_pJ_s


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,648 ✭✭✭honeybear


    Mind yourself


  • Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭finla


    So


  • Registered Users Posts: 889 ✭✭✭messy tessy


    'How are we?!'

    Well I'm fine, but I can't speak for whoever else the fcuk you are asking about.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    To 'curate' something... when it's nothing to do with a museum or art gallery is the latest hipsterism.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,395 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    "In the first instance"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,568 ✭✭✭Chinasea


    Basically, basically, basicallllllllly


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    honeybear wrote: »
    Mind yourself

    Depending on the tone - either a threat or genuine concern ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Most Vulnerable?

    Who are the most vulnerable?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,536 ✭✭✭worded


    Its your round, I so hate hearing this


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    When something is described as happening "organically", it drives me demented
    Irish couples calling each other "Babe" just sounds so wrong.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    RTE today with 'Ireland's Hidden Heartlands'. Midlands is just fine, let's not pretend there's a big love in.

    Ha ha. Notions about or little island, thinking we are Australia or Canada - the 'heartlands'. I mean, nobody would say that they are in the heartland of Lanzarote. You can go by bicycle from Athlone to either the Irish Sea or the Atlantic in 3 hours.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,828 ✭✭✭5rtytry56


    WE ARE ALL .......


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,782 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    topper75 wrote: »
    Ha ha. Notions about or little island, thinking we are Australia or Canada - the 'heartlands'. I mean, nobody would say that they are in the heartland of Lanzarote. You can go by bicycle from Athlone to either the Irish Sea or the Atlantic in 3 hours.

    When people use the term 'heartlands', I'm thinking wall to wall country n' western on the radio, endless fields of wheat/corn.


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