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'Having notions'

  • 19-06-2018 11:46am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭


    Anyone else noticed this thing about notions? It's like the ultimate Irish meme. Anything and everything can be considered having notions.

    Driving with sunroof down on a hot day=Notions
    Walking with a coffee in hand=Notions
    Drinking gin=Notions
    Wearing sunglasses=Notions

    Could you imagine an American thinking someone 'has notions' for wearing sunglasses?

    From urban dictionary
    Being up yourself or thinking you're above/better than everyone else. A descriptor of someone you may know who has now gotten ideas or behaviours that would have previously been believed to be above their station.
    "Did you see Sorcha's picture on Facebook? CAVIAR?! Absolute notions. And she from Ballybackarseofnowhere? Was far from Caviar she was raised.
    "

    As you can see , notions is an Irish thing. Seems tied to our whole begrudgery thing(I think Bono's quote is bollox btw) but I suppose we begrudge in our own unique way which notions seems tied into. I suppose for Americans it would be equivalent of being a douche.

    Always cringe when I see it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,472 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Sunglasses? really?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    shakeitoff wrote: »
    It's like the ultimate Irish meme.


    ...christ.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    verycool wrote: »
    ...christ.

    cultural phenomenon then. It is a meme, It's something I see online more than irl and it's completely Irish. The ultimate Irish meme.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Begrudgery rooted in jealousy isn't pleasant.

    But begrudgery as an honest check on arseholism is essential for Irish society to operate into the future.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    When was the last time anyone actually talked about "notions" to you in real life?
    It's a lazy trope for "What a complete Aisling" knockoffs. It's the water immersion joke of the 2010s and the sooner it dies off the better.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    topper75 wrote: »
    Begrudgery rooted in jealousy isn't pleasant.

    But begrudgery as an honest check on arseholism is essential for Irish society to operate into the future.

    Hahaha yeah. That's true. I kind of like that about Ireland. Anyone acting too pompous in a wider social setting will be derided until they can prove otherwise. So I can see why driving around with a roof down can be seen as having notions. Just don't take yourself too seriously and it's all good. it's still just funny though because it's so Irish


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    I think the notion of us irish being begrudgers is overplayed too though. Express a dislike for something and it’s often labeled as begrudgery, even though you may not be the slightest bit envious of the person/thing.

    Popped up a good bit in the ongoing AH thread about the Rubberbandits.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    CrankyHaus wrote: »
    When was the last time anyone actually talked about "notions" to you in real life?
    It's a lazy trope for "What a complete Aisling" knockoffs. It's the water immersion joke of the 2010s and the sooner it dies off the better.

    That's so true. I hate it. Every cringeworthy person I know uses it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 53 ✭✭nowaynever


    Bridget and Eamon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭davo2001


    It's just the latest buzz word that sterotypical millennials use to get attention, like "blah blah blah, and i'm dead"

    O rly? Dead you say? The fact that you typed that instagram post says otherwise.

    Anyone with more than half a brain just ignores it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,224 ✭✭✭Tow


    When is the money (including lost growth) Michael Noonan took in the Pension Levy going to be paid back?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,559 ✭✭✭RoboRat


    What you mentioned OP is not having notions, at least not in the sense of how it used to be defined.

    Sally Jane wearing a belly top with a big swiss roll of fat hanging out is having notions about herself.
    Tiffany drinking Krystal in Lillies when she claims the scratch is having notions
    Claire expecting a 15k diamond engagement ring from Gary, her minimum paid fiancee, is having notions
    Anto putting €2k low profiles on his 2005 Micra is having notions.

    As already said, having notions when applied in the case of curbing someone's overly inflated ego is perfectly fine and one of the things I love about being Irish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    RoboRat wrote: »
    What you mentioned OP is not having notions, at least not in the sense of how it used to be defined.

    Sally Jane wearing a belly top with a big swiss roll of fat hanging out is having notions about herself.
    Tiffany drinking Krystal in Lillies when she claims the scratch is having notions
    Claire expecting a 15k diamond engagement ring from Gary, her minimum paid fiancee, is having notions
    Anto putting €2k low profiles on his 2005 Micra is having notions.

    As already said, having notions when applied in the case of curbing someone's overly inflated ego is perfectly fine and one of the things I love about being Irish.

    English version is "having ideas above your station ", as in "who do you think you are?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The OP does have a point though.

    There's plenty of people around who get very bitter if a person was to do anything remotely 'fancy'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,018 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Driving with sunroof down on a hot day=Notions
    Drinking gin=Notions
    Wearing sunglasses=Notions

    Defo if you are doing all of these things at the same time...

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,221 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    Because I’d perfer to protect my eyes and wear sunglasses means I’ve notions ? Now the likes of lads walking around in their Ralph Loren t-shirts driving their daddies Audi that’s notions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    Because I’d perfer to protect my eyes and wear sunglasses means I’ve notions ? Now the likes of lads walking around in their Ralph Loren t-shirts driving their daddies Audi that’s notions.

    That's my point, I've seen some inane everyday things labelled as having notions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭AfterLife


    Anyone driving around in a PCP financed car has notions. I'm alright with what anyone else is up to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,096 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    shakeitoff wrote: »
    Hahaha yeah. That's true. I kind of like that about Ireland. Anyone acting too pompous in a wider social setting will be derided until they can prove otherwise. So I can see why driving around with a roof down can be seen as having notions. Just don't take yourself too seriously and it's all good. it's still just funny though because it's so Irish

    Hm, having a sun roof (in Ireland!) whether up or down, is notions :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,548 ✭✭✭recyclops


    Dunnes Stores Cornelscourt is the epitome of having notions


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭utyh2ikcq9z76b


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    Because I’d perfer to protect my eyes and wear sunglasses means I’ve notions ? Now the likes of lads walking around in their Ralph Loren t-shirts driving their daddies Audi that’s notions.

    Having notions that the sun is gonna arrive


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,743 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    The most accurate definition of someone who has notions in Ireland for me is someone who grew up poor and in later life does everything they can to project an image to the world that they are rich and come from "good" backgrounds, such people are insufferable and actually massively insecure as they cannot accept themselves as they are and start talking and acting all posh..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Grayson wrote: »
    Sunglasses? really?

    Yes. Last summer I walked by a group of 3 local lads sitting outside a pup mid-day and one of them made some comment as I walked by them about my sunglasses. I was meant to hear it too. They were the sort of beer guzzling football fan county types I wouldn't mix with in a million years but yeah - they'd be the sort who'd be 'notion' hunters. This was in a small rural town mind where one to expect to find those sorts of ppl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,195 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    The "Aisling" variety of glamourised bog-trottery irritates me a great deal, almost as much as when I hear that old chestnut about the immersion heater trotted out. And yes, I have "notions" but I'm putting ointment on them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren


    Doing your weekly shopping in Marks & Spencer.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    ha ha ha, had this out with my old man last night. He was telling a story about how some guy used to work with him on the factory floor and managed to get a job in the offices, so he left his snickers at home in place for casual trousers and a shirt!!
    " he loves himself", always did, and the likes..."couldn't wait to wear a tie and drink red wine" :D


    So he wanted to get on and maybe secure something better for himself, hence, NOTIONS!!! it's gas. Stick with the dullards!! you'll be liked more :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Driving with sunroof down on a hot day=Notions
    Drinking gin=Notions
    Wearing sunglasses=Notions

    Defo if you are doing all of these things at the same time...


    Also eating your chips with a fork....in fact, eating anything with a fork!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭conorhal


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    Because I’d perfer to protect my eyes and wear sunglasses means I’ve notions ? Now the likes of lads walking around in their Ralph Loren t-shirts driving their daddies Audi that’s notions.


    Depends, are these fancy-shmancy 'glasses for the sun' on yer actual face or ....are they up on top of your head?
    Because if it's the latter.... NOTIONS!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren


    Remember when you'd be out and about circa 2009-2012 and you'd literally buy anything and you'd be told "Ah c'mere, there's no recession in ye're house anyway!"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Up until very recently (the 90's) we were piss poor. We're also a very insecure race of people.

    "Love me Mr. American visitor, can I play my banjo and do an Oirish jig for ya, be the hokey"

    .....you would heard said!

    So this whole notions thing is no surprise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,222 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Generally when I hear somebody say oh they have notions it generally refers to people who are punching way out of their league.
    Somebody who got 200 point in their leaving trying to become solicitor by going to the local community college and doing several certs and the don't seem to be moving forward.
    Or somebody who tries to pick up partners that are totally out of their league.
    I have never heard it being said about somebody drinking coffee or gin.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Notions potions
    Emotions Explosion
    In motion
    With The ocean
    Commotions
    Ripples and a tipple
    Wet t shirt nipple
    Flirt get hurt
    New word is yurt


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    20 years ago you couldn't wear a pair of shorts in this country you couldn't buy a coffee in the local pub,we have changed now you can do what you want when you want and no one gives a ****


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Notions?? .... Moi ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    shakeitoff wrote: »
    cultural phenomenon then. It is a meme, It's something I see online more than irl and it's completely Irish. The ultimate Irish meme.

    It’s not really used much now, is it? Now, is it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Creches in ireland calling themselves "little harvard". There is one in Leixlip and another in Swords. Maybe it's the same owner, dunno

    Notions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Bowlardo


    mikemac2 wrote: »
    Creches in ireland calling themselves "little harvard". There is one in Leixlip and another in Swords. Maybe it's the same owner, dunno

    Notions

    Quality. Perfect example of Notions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    AllForIt wrote: »
    Yes. Last summer I walked by a group of 3 local lads sitting outside a pup mid-day and one of them made some comment as I walked by them about my sunglasses. I was meant to hear it too. They were the sort of beer guzzling football fan county types I wouldn't mix with in a million years but yeah - they'd be the sort who'd be 'notion' hunters. This was in a small rural town mind where one to expect to find those sorts of ppl.

    Sunglasses, what notions you have! Can you not just wear wrangler jeans with a big belt buckle, caterpillar boots and a checked shirt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭badboyblast


    Burritos..... Notions


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,950 ✭✭✭ChikiChiki


    valoren wrote: »
    Remember when you'd be out and about circa 2009-2012 and you'd literally buy anything and you'd be told "Ah c'mere, there's no recession in ye're house anyway!"

    Said that to my mates auld fella when he got a brand new 5-series BMW mid recession. I cringed at myself many times since.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 564 ✭✭✭shakeitoff


    Burritos..... Notions

    lmao a californian hammered street food.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭pillphil


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Driving with sunroof down on a hot day=Notions
    Drinking gin=Notions
    Wearing sunglasses=Notions

    Defo if you are doing all of these things at the same time...

    If OP has heard all these things, they're painting quite the picture of themselves...

    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 753 ✭✭✭badboyblast


    Drinking craft beer ....... notions


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren


    Hotels in the backarse of nowhere putting 'Resort' in it's name.
    Notions!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,655 ✭✭✭draiochtanois


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Never heard of this meme. and don't want to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    shakeitoff wrote: »
    Anyone else noticed this thing about notions? It's like the ultimate Irish meme. Anything and everything can be considered having notions.

    Driving with sunroof down on a hot day=Notions
    Walking with a coffee in hand=Notions
    Drinking gin=Notions
    Wearing sunglasses=Notions

    Could you imagine an American thinking someone 'has notions' for wearing sunglasses?

    From urban dictionary
    "

    As you can see , notions is an Irish thing. Seems tied to our whole begrudgery thing(I think Bono's quote is bollox btw) but I suppose we begrudge in our own unique way which notions seems tied into. I suppose for Americans it would be equivalent of being a douche.

    Always cringe when I see it.

    In fairness, JUST OWNING a convertable in Ireland is having Notions/Ideas above your station!

    :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 39,022 ✭✭✭✭Permabear


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,815 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    In fairness, JUST OWNING a convertable in Ireland is having Notions/Ideas above your station!

    :pac:

    There's only something like a 6 days in the average year you can put the roof down.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren


    A married woman giving herself a Double barrel surname despite having brothers who will continue the 'family' name anyway.


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