Rumoured a huge sports star has had an affair and gotten his kids teacher pregnant!

Donald Trump

Was I the only one who read the headline and assumed it was another thread about the legend that is Padraig Nally?

dxhound2005

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me? "To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids.

"Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? "She looks into his eyes and says calmly.........

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

Donald Trump

dxhound2005 wrote: »

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me? "To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids.

"Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor Party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery? "She looks into his eyes and says calmly.........

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

Made love to a stripper?
On a pool table
with pals watching


How romantic

Avatar MIA

Ah, what's with the OP shaming. If you've no interest don't A.) open the thread or B.) go to the considerable effort of leaving a comment.

Besides, whatever floats your boat.

Some will waffle on for thousands of words about 11 grown men trying to get an inflated leather ball into a net on one side of a field while 11 others try and stop them, but try themselves get the ball into a net on the opposite side of a field.

They even go so far as to delude themselves to think that these highly paid adults that wear socks up to their knees care about what those that spend their lives devoted to their on field antics think.

You don't often see the "12th man" driving around in a Porsche or Ferrari.

JustAThought

JustAThought wrote: »

I mean it as wrong on her. She is the 'adult ', 'in charge' - or suoposed to be. That photo is shocking - and its not paparazzi - she staged, chose and posted it :●

It's Victoria hugging her child who is wearing her school uniform.

Auguste Comte

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

No, people are people. If it was Jim from across the road at Susan from the local Tesco no one would bat an eyelid.

If it was Jim from across the road at Susan in the local Tesco that might get the odd eyelid batting.

bur

Would be too damaging to the brand. I'm sure he's slinging it left and right.

_Dara_

Dole Scrounging Vegan Crossfitter wrote: »

Mod: Celebrity & Showbiz forum is over here.

But I'm leaving this open so the OP knows how few of us give a crap about this kind of thing.

I don’t get the sniffiness around celebrity gossip. We’re a social species and curious to boot.

I especially don’t get why people are so keen to say how little they care about celeb gossip, as many have done on this thread. And, in real life, I find that the people who are the most vocal about not caring about celeb gossip curiously seem to know a fair amount of it.

Buford T. Justice XIX

alchemist33 wrote: »

I see the woman "fell" pregnant according to reports. Like she tripped over and -- whoopsie -- there's a baby.

#metoo:pac:

Strazdas

bur wrote: »

Would be too damaging to the brand. I'm sure he's slinging it left and right.

Has he been playing away for years? There seems to have been loads of rumours about him going way back.

jojofizzio

Strazdas wrote: »

Has he been playing away for years? There seems to have been loads of rumours about him going way back.

Don’t know if he has,but I have to say I’ve never seen anyone look as dis-interested in their partner as she did at the royal wedding,so if that’s the reception at home......

Snake Plisken

JustAThought wrote: »

The most shocking thing is that linked twitter picture of yerone - never smiley face - she looks like a child and her child is dressed as a dwarf adult and fed like an elephant to boot. Shocking. Classic aneroxic tactic - fatten up everyone around you while dieting like a lunatic. Does she want people to think her husband is a paedophile or does she just think 8 yr old is a cute adult or appropriate look?

You don't know these people and sounds like you're jealous

cml387

Apparently the "other woman" is Megan Markle.*





*this may not be true

ceadaoin.

jojofizzio wrote: »

Don’t know if he has,but I have to say I’ve never seen anyone look as dis-interested in their partner as she did at the royal wedding,so if that’s the reception at home......

Yes, it's definitely her fault for not fawning over him enough. No way that her demeanor was due to the fact that her husband (allegedly) repeatedly cheats on her and has now brought their daughter into it by shagging her teacher resulting the daughter having to change schools. Nope.

Spanish Eyes

He appears to me to be an overly tattoo'd undereducated man. But she chose him. For whatever reason. But then again she's had a puss on her for years, unless she has bad teeth or something wrong with her jaw she never smiles. Maybe it's to keep the wrinkles at bay or something, or an air of ahem.... mystery.

It is just celeb gossip, all shyte.

But, well if they put themselves out there, that's what happens. Fodder for the red tops and some of us too!

jojofizzio

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Yes, it's definitely her fault for not fawning over him enough. No way that her demeanor was due to the fact that her husband (allegedly) repeatedly cheats on her and has now brought their daughter into it by shagging her teacher resulting the daughter having to change schools. Nope.

If all that is true-and I have no idea if it is or not.....why is she still with him?
Seriously if he is making her that miserable,then why not leave??

JaMarcus

The leaked emails from Beckham a while back just shows how carefully nurtured the Beckham brand is. They really showed him to be an obnoxious twat.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Packie Bonner is a wanker. Nasty bollox with illusions.

Put us out of two world cups with his errors.

keith_sixteen

JaMarcus wrote: »

The leaked emails from Beckham a while back just shows how carefully nurtured the Beckham brand is. They really showed him to be an obnoxious twat.

Far from it.

eviltwin

She always looks miserable. They seem to have zero chemistry and all their appearances and instagram pics seem carefully stage managed. She is way more into him than he is with her.

I don't know if I believe this story but I do think their marriage is a sham and has been for some time.

It's sad, they have a young child and a few teens, your parents separating is horrible whatever your age and moreso in the public eye.

Permabear

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An Ri rua

Poor_old_gill wrote:

Any pics of the teacher goin?

Goin at it?

Yeah go on, pics so

Franz Von Peppercorn

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Packie Bonner is a wanker. Nasty bollox with illusions.

Put us out of two world cups with his errors.

Out of nowhere that.

Were you keeping it in for these many years, and now you pounced?

Franz Von Peppercorn

ceadaoin. wrote: »

Yes, it's definitely her fault for not fawning over him enough. No way that her demeanor was due to the fact that her husband (allegedly) repeatedly cheats on her and has now brought their daughter into it by shagging her teacher resulting the daughter having to change schools. Nope.

Seriously where does this info come from - the dark web?

Joe prim

Please say it's not Johnny Giles.....

umop episdn

Joe prim wrote: »

Please say it's not Johnny Giles.....

No, we are fairly sure Beckham hasn't been shagging Giles.

_Dara_

JaMarcus wrote: »

The leaked emails from Beckham a while back just shows how carefully nurtured the Beckham brand is. They really showed him to be an obnoxious twat.

Absolutely. The whinging over not getting a knighthood. Christ. If I recall, the PR machine went into overdrive after that.

The real question

Is he a huge former sport star or a former huge sport star?

_Dara_

Permabear wrote: »

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It doesn’t seem to work like that for these people. Remember when Jude Law cheated on Sienna Miller with his children’s nanny? I guess they are just so pampered that they think they are shielded and can do whatever they want and eventually end up shitting where they eat. It might even be thrill-seeking behaviour for people who have everything.

Cantona's Collars

An Ri rua wrote: »

Goin at it?

Yeah go on, pics so

She's a fine bit of stuff. I got a load of stuff forwarded to me via WhatsApp. It seems this is more than celebrity gossip.