What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?

freshpopcorn

Tic tac's, number of a hit man, tissues, lemon drops or something else?

What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?

Bob Harris

Her hand?

buried

Social services card dipped in liquid Gold

Mam of 4

A taser to subdue Prince Philip when he says the wrong thing....

peasant

cake apparently...she brings a piece of her favourite cake wherever she goes..or so youtube told me yesterday

Your Face

Sauerkraut

jamesbere

Condoms

WoollyRedHat

A whistle. She was an amauteur ref in her youth.

Uncharted

A copy of Mein Kampf.

Overheal

The nuclear codes and dog treats

buried

The original 'Jules Rimet Trophy'

Jet Black

Balaclava

Pinch Flat

A rampant rabbit

buried

Robinson's Orange Squash

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

A report a few years ago said she carried her reading glasses, a handkerchief, mints, a fountain pen and a portable hook to hang the bag under tables. Apparently she uses the hand bag to send signals to her staff - like switching it from one hand to another means shes ready to move on from a conversation with somebody,

Archeron

Spare corgis

Larbre34

Motorola flip phone and jam rags.

buried

Joseph Handsome Indigo wrote: »

A report a few years ago said she carried her reading glasses, a handkerchief, mints, a fountain pen and a portable hook to hang the bag under tables. Apparently she uses the hand bag to send signals to her staff - like switching it from one hand to another means shes ready to move on from a conversation with somebody,

"Have the Rolling Stones killed"

TheValeyard

Uncharted wrote: »

A copy of Mein Kampf.

She has a few of them in boxes in the attic.

Duckworth_Luas

A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

Uncharted

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

I'll bet that's Phillip's finger....

Phillip: Iv just took a monster dump.
Smell that Lizzie !!!!

Dufflecoat Fanny

Shape-shifting suppressant suppositories

SEPT 23 1989

A sheet of sunshine blotter acid

Zirconia

A Walther PPK

McMurphy

20 Benson, pack of fruit pastilles, wet wipes and leccy card.

Sofiztikated

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

20 Benson, pack of fruit pastilles, wet wipes and leccy card.

Not lighter?

I'd have her pegged as a Major smoker, not a Benson girl.

spurious

Tena Lady.

Overheal

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

What’s a royal booger go for at auction these days anyhow

lardzeppelin

Corgis, and an uzi 9mm ....because you never know when she'll go all 'terminator' at a social engagement...

EPAndlee

Definitely cans and a few yokes

The J Stands for Jay

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Tic tac's, number of a hit man, tissues, lemon drops or something else?

What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?

Pictures of herself and British historical figures.











Yes, I mean the cash that she took from the ordinary Brit taxpayer.

Vincent Vega

The Royal Wii remote.

freshpopcorn

i was going to say viagra but I'd doubt Philip would need it!

RobertKK

Lizard food.

Graces7

Archeron wrote: »

Spare corgis

You beat me to it!

Graces7

Overheal wrote: »

What’s a royal booger go for at auction these days anyhow

That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here

Spanish Eyes

What does any woman keep in her handbag?

And what do men keep in their MANbags?

Phil the Greek doesn't have a man bag. Well not visible anyway.

Spanish Eyes

Graces7 wrote: »

That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here

Firstly she is not poor.

Secondly she gets the greatest respect from journos and the public, she is a legend at her age whether you like her or not.

This is a lighthearted thread about the Queen's handbag. Well one thing I know is they cost a lot of money anyway.

Duckworth_Luas

Graces7 wrote: »

That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here

Two finger effort required for this one!

crazy 88

Keys to a fiat uno

diomed

Baseball cap.

McMurphy

Sofiztikated wrote: »

Not lighter?

I'd have her pegged as a Major smoker, not a Benson girl.

She keeps her lighter in the smoke pack.

Thug style.

fussyonion

Graces7 wrote: »

That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here

You're too sensitive and have no sense of humour.
And why shouldn't it be shown here?
We aren't her Royal subjects.

Yer Da sells Avon

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

That's disgusting. She should use her sleeve like everyone else.

Lady Spangles

Archeron wrote: »

Spare corgis

Apparently her last corgi died a few weeks ago. She's not getting any more because she doesn't want to leave any behind when she dies. Sorry to get all serious, but news of the Queen's last corgi shuffling off this mortal coil was rather sad. I'm not a royalist, but those corgis were adorable.

freshpopcorn

Lady Spangles wrote: »

Apparently her last corgi died a few weeks ago. She's not getting any more because she doesn't want to leave any behind when she dies. Sorry to get all serious, but news of the Queen's last corgi shuffling off this mortal coil was rather sad. I'm not a royalist, but those corgis were adorable.

I heard it was because she was afraid of falling over them!

CruelCoin

Jewel encrusted buttplug

Jimmy Dags

A giant 25 inch dildo.

Ted_YNWA

A £5 note in case she is ever asked for ID.

corner of hells

Keys to Buckingham Palace , some change for the parking meters and a guide to tunnels in Paris.

MadYaker

The remains of a 50 bag and a pouch of amber leaf