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What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?

  • 25-05-2018 07:46PM
    #1
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,118 ✭✭✭✭


    Tic tac's, number of a hit man, tissues, lemon drops or something else?

    What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?


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  • #2
    Bob Harris
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    Her hand?


  • #3
    buried
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,980 ✭✭✭buried


    Social services card dipped in liquid Gold

    Bullet The Blue Shirts



  • #4
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,431 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    A taser to subdue Prince Philip when he says the wrong thing....

    https://forumofgames.com/



  • #5
    peasant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,789 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    cake apparently...she brings a piece of her favourite cake wherever she goes..or so youtube told me yesterday


  • #6
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Sauerkraut


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  • #7
    jamesbere
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    Condoms


  • #8
    WoollyRedHat
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    A whistle. She was an amauteur ref in her youth.


  • #9
    Uncharted
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    A copy of Mein Kampf.


  • #10
    Overheal
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    The nuclear codes and dog treats


  • #11
    buried
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    The original 'Jules Rimet Trophy'

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  • #12
    Jet Black
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    Balaclava


  • #13
    Pinch Flat
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    A rampant rabbit


  • #14
    buried
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    Robinson's Orange Squash

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  • #15
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
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    A report a few years ago said she carried her reading glasses, a handkerchief, mints, a fountain pen and a portable hook to hang the bag under tables. Apparently she uses the hand bag to send signals to her staff - like switching it from one hand to another means shes ready to move on from a conversation with somebody,


  • #16
    Archeron
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    Spare corgis


  • #17
    Larbre34
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    Motorola flip phone and jam rags.


  • #18
    buried
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    Joseph Handsome Indigo wrote: »
    A report a few years ago said she carried her reading glasses, a handkerchief, mints, a fountain pen and a portable hook to hang the bag under tables. Apparently she uses the hand bag to send signals to her staff - like switching it from one hand to another means shes ready to move on from a conversation with somebody,

    "Have the Rolling Stones killed"

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  • #19
    TheValeyard
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    Uncharted wrote: »
    A copy of Mein Kampf.

    She has a few of them in boxes in the attic.

    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue



  • #20
    Duckworth_Luas
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    A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

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  • #21
    Uncharted
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    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

    1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    I'll bet that's Phillip's finger....

    Phillip: Iv just took a monster dump.
    Smell that Lizzie !!!!


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  • #22
    Dufflecoat Fanny
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    Shape-shifting suppressant suppositories


  • #23
    SEPT 23 1989
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    A sheet of sunshine blotter acid


  • #24
    Zirconia
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    Boycott Israeli Goods & Services


    A Walther PPK


  • #25
    McMurphy
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    20 Benson, pack of fruit pastilles, wet wipes and leccy card.


  • #26
    Sofiztikated
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    Johnny Dogs wrote: »
    20 Benson, pack of fruit pastilles, wet wipes and leccy card.

    Not lighter?

    I'd have her pegged as a Major smoker, not a Benson girl.


  • #27
    spurious
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    Tena Lady.


  • #28
    Overheal
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    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

    1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    What’s a royal booger go for at auction these days anyhow


  • #29
    lardzeppelin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 64 ✭✭lardzeppelin


    Corgis, and an uzi 9mm ....because you never know when she'll go all 'terminator' at a social engagement...


  • #30
    EPAndlee
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    Definitely cans and a few yokes


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  • #31
    The J Stands for Jay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,923 ✭✭✭The J Stands for Jay


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Tic tac's, number of a hit man, tissues, lemon drops or something else?

    What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?

    Pictures of herself and British historical figures.











    Yes, I mean the cash that she took from the ordinary Brit taxpayer.


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