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What does Queen Elizabeth II keep in her hand bag?

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  • #32
    Vincent Vega
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    The Royal Wii remote.


  • #33
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    i was going to say viagra but I'd doubt Philip would need it!


  • #34
    RobertKK
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    Lizard food.


  • #35
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Archeron wrote: »
    Spare corgis

    You beat me to it!


  • #36
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Overheal wrote: »
    What’s a royal booger go for at auction these days anyhow

    That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

    That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here


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  • #37
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,199 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    What does any woman keep in her handbag?

    And what do men keep in their MANbags?

    Phil the Greek doesn't have a man bag. Well not visible anyway.


  • #38
    Spanish Eyes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,199 ✭✭✭✭Spanish Eyes


    Graces7 wrote: »
    That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

    That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here

    Firstly she is not poor.

    Secondly she gets the greatest respect from journos and the public, she is a legend at her age whether you like her or not.

    This is a lighthearted thread about the Queen's handbag. Well one thing I know is they cost a lot of money anyway.


  • #39
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,746 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Graces7 wrote: »
    That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

    That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here
    Two finger effort required for this one!

    user-14-2016-04-25-16-26-02.jpeg?d=ontopof.com


  • #40
    crazy 88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭crazy 88


    Keys to a fiat uno


  • #41
    diomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,744 ✭✭✭diomed


    Baseball cap.


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  • #42
    McMurphy
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    Sofiztikated wrote: »
    Not lighter?

    I'd have her pegged as a Major smoker, not a Benson girl.

    She keeps her lighter in the smoke pack.

    Thug style.


  • #43
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,827 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Graces7 wrote: »
    That poor lady; Never a moment;s privacy. And no respect. Journalists need to be hanged, drawn and quartered in full public view //

    That photo should be banned and binned and not shown here

    You're too sensitive and have no sense of humour.
    And why shouldn't it be shown here?
    We aren't her Royal subjects.


  • #44
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,736 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    A snot rag, but she doesn't use it.

    1111111111111111111111111111111111111111

    That's disgusting. She should use her sleeve like everyone else.


  • #45
    Lady Spangles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 434 ✭✭Lady Spangles


    Archeron wrote: »
    Spare corgis

    Apparently her last corgi died a few weeks ago. She's not getting any more because she doesn't want to leave any behind when she dies. Sorry to get all serious, but news of the Queen's last corgi shuffling off this mortal coil was rather sad. I'm not a royalist, but those corgis were adorable.


  • #46
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,288 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Lady Spangles wrote: »
    Apparently her last corgi died a few weeks ago. She's not getting any more because she doesn't want to leave any behind when she dies. Sorry to get all serious, but news of the Queen's last corgi shuffling off this mortal coil was rather sad. I'm not a royalist, but those corgis were adorable.

    I heard it was because she was afraid of falling over them!


  • #47
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,463 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Jewel encrusted buttplug


  • #48
    Jimmy Dags
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 172 ✭✭Jimmy Dags


    A giant 25 inch dildo.


  • #49
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    A £5 note in case she is ever asked for ID.


  • #50
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Keys to Buckingham Palace , some change for the parking meters and a guide to tunnels in Paris.


  • #51
    MadYaker
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    The remains of a 50 bag and a pouch of amber leaf


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  • #52
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Air freshener........ for the royal flush.


  • #53
    lulu1
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    A packet of hearing aid batteries


  • #54
    Mysterypunter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,862 ✭✭✭Mysterypunter


    A Racing Post, and a few of them bits of paper with her head on em.


  • #55
    Wheety
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,498 ✭✭✭Wheety


    I'll ya a clue, it's bigger than a bread bin.


  • #56
    Pero_Bueno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 502 ✭✭✭Pero_Bueno


    Not money anyway, apparently she doesn't handle it.

    Also her car is the only one (legally at least :D) in the UK that doesn't have a reg.


  • #57
    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,547 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    One of the smaller Commonwealth countries, a bat-phone, a can of WD-40, and a signalling device for Bond, James Bond.


  • #58
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,488 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Where does Queen Elizabeth keep her armies?


  • #59
    Cherry Blossom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,021 ✭✭✭Cherry Blossom


    Probably up her sleavies. Definitely not in her handbag anyway.


  • #60
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭blinding


    Spanish Eyes wrote: »
    What does any woman keep in her handbag?

    And what do men keep in their MANbags?

    Phil the Greek doesn't have a man bag. Well not visible anyway.
    Testicles obviously .


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  • #61
    mutley18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭mutley18


    The six counties.


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