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GF too quiet in the bedroom.

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  • 21-05-2018 11:54pm
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    Tommysocks11
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭


    Just wondering if any posters have experience of a girlfriend or wife who won't take the initiative in the bedroom and expects the man to be standing for attention at all times without even a hint of foreplay, I used to be ready most of the time in my twenties but now I would like a hand every so often but she goes ballistic if I'm soft, help Please???


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    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Have you tried romancing the stone?


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    North inner city hoodlum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭North inner city hoodlum


    Grab her by the......




































    Arm!


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    Larbre34
    Registered Users Posts: 23,822 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Ask her if she's wet for you 24/7? Then dump her lazy frigid ass, how the hell could you be expected to be erect for that....


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    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    North inner city hoodlum wrote: »
    Grab her by the......




































    Arm!
    That's the problem, he want's to be the one grabbed by the ...
























    arm!


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    North inner city hoodlum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭North inner city hoodlum


    Yakult wrote: »
    That's the problem, he want's to be the one grabbed by the ...
























    arm!

    I'll take another shot....




















    Picture a young Cindy Crawford, NAKED.

    Don't thank me.
    NEXT.


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    Jimmy Dags
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 172 ✭✭Jimmy Dags


    Stick it in fast


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    Tommysocks11
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭Tommysocks11


    Ya it frustrates the hell out of me and I'm hard mostly but go soft after few minutes playing with her as she's not doing anything to me to keep me up


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    Bogfairy
    Registered Users Posts: 40 ✭Bogfairy


    Pack it in soft, and let it go hard


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    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Viagra


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    VainHard Bendix
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭VainHard Bendix


    It's not your fault Tommy.
    It's never the victims fault.


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    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Bogfairy wrote: »
    Pack it in soft, and let it go hard

    That’s..... interesting


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    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Bogfairy wrote: »
    Pack it in soft, and let it go hard

    Giggitty


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    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,094 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Try taking off your socks Tommy


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    Tommysocks11
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭Tommysocks11


    It could be my fault, I mean I wish I would get aroused easily but I just don't all the time, have had blood tests etc, counciling but still the same, just wish she was a bit more understanding and less demanding


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    bazz26
    Registered Users Posts: 51,138 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    Have you tried turning her off and on again or change the batteries?


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    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Tommysocks11 wrote: »
    It could be my fault, I mean I wish I would get aroused easily but I just don't all the time, have had blood tests etc, counciling but still the same, just wish she was a bit more understanding and less demanding

    Tell her to to pull the finger out


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    thebull85
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭thebull85


    Just thumb it in.


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    Tommysocks11
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭Tommysocks11


    I know most of ye are taking the Mick if ye pardon the ecpression😀 but seriously what would ye do,


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    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Thinly veiled 'I have a bedroom' thread.


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    VainHard Bendix
    Registered Users Posts: 37 ✭VainHard Bendix


    Tommysocks11 wrote: »
    I know most of ye are taking the Mick if ye pardon the ecpression�� but seriously what would ye do,

    It might not be a one man job.
    You may need to take on some help.


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    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Tell her to to pull the finger out

    Or to try putting the finger in


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    cloudatlas
    Registered Users Posts: 3,709 ✭✭✭cloudatlas


    Tommysocks11 wrote: »
    Just wondering if any posters have experience of a girlfriend or wife who won't take the initiative in the bedroom and expects the man to be standing for attention at all times without even a hint of foreplay, I used to be ready most of the time in my twenties but now I would like a hand every so often but she goes ballistic if I'm soft, help Please???

    Why don't you communicate with your partner?


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    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    Bogfairy wrote: »
    Pack it in soft, and let it go hard

    It's not ice cream he's making at all, you know.


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    Tommysocks11
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭Tommysocks11


    I do talk and all she says is every other man I've been with were always hard from kissing and ready for action


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    thebull85
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    Tommysocks11 wrote: »
    I do talk and all she says is every other man I've been with were always hard from kissing and ready for action

    OUCH..


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    Cupcake_Crisis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 ✭✭✭✭Cupcake_Crisis


    Tommysocks11 wrote: »
    I do talk and all she says is every other man I've been with were always hard from kissing and ready for action

    Have you told her it’s possibly a medical issue that you’re concerned about? If you did and that was her response she’s a bit of a weapon. Sorry.


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    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Tell her to to pull the finger out

    Best to tell her to put the finger in...


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    thebull85
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭thebull85


    Get your testosterone levels checked.


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    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,223 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    I'm the opposite, my gf only has to sit in front of the mirror topless(with her 36DD's)and brush her hair and could be all over in a flash :o


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    Neyite
    Administrators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,947 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Neyite


    thebull85 wrote: »
    Get your testosterone levels checked.

    Or find a girlfriend that's not a nasty cow that's crap in bed?


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