The 8th amendment referendum - part 4

Bannasidhe

suicide_circus wrote: »

Women can come from straight penetrative sex, I've seen it!

Women can come from all kinds of things.
I've seen it.

gmisk

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Ah i am fully signed up member of the "gay lifestyle" so I would be worried if I did....

spookwoman

suicide_circus wrote: »

Women can come from straight penetrative sex, I've seen it!

They are usually acting in those videos

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Cupcake_Crisis

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Women can come from all kinds of things.
I've seen it.

The washing machine is a personal favorite, and relatively risk free. Unless I fall off. Which I won’t lie, has happened.

suicide_circus

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Women can come from all kinds of things.
I've seen it.

Ah don't mind me sister, just a silly man, wouldn't know what to do with a g spot if I could find it.

B0jangles

Dole Scrounging Vegan Crossfitter wrote: »

My girlfriend and I have been talking about having a child, not trying until next year. Long story short; we aren't quite there yet regarding financial security.

Last night, to avoid her becoming pregnant earlier than we'd like, we decided to partake in an additional activity. I cooked us both a nice meal. Steak, roast potatoes, some green beans sauteed in butter and some pepper sauce. Afterwards, we lit some candles, lay down in front of the fireplace with some wine for some fun. We each took turns, but before I could control myself, I blurted out "Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory with the candlestick". She opened up the case file and it was actually Professor Plum. She told me I was too early but we could continue having fun. But I said I was tired, rolled over and went to sleep.

See? Why have sex and risk pregnancy when you can maintain a loving relationship like this?

You should make a poster:


" Less Lewd-o
More Cluedo! "

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gmisk

Dole Scrounging Vegan Crossfitter wrote: »

My girlfriend and I have been talking about having a child, not trying until next year. Long story short; we aren't quite there yet regarding financial security.

Last night, to avoid her becoming pregnant earlier than we'd like, we decided to partake in an additional activity. I cooked us both a nice meal. Steak, roast potatoes, some green beans sauteed in butter and some pepper sauce. Afterwards, we lit some candles, lay down in front of the fireplace with some wine for some fun. We each took turns, but before I could control myself, I blurted out "Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory with the candlestick". She opened up the case file and it was actually Professor Plum. She told me I was too early but we could continue having fun. But I said I was tired, rolled over and went to sleep.

See? Why have sex and risk pregnancy when you can maintain a loving relationship like this?

Ok....this is GENIUS!
I needed a good laugh

suicide_circus

spookwoman wrote: »

They are usually acting in those videos

I thought they were mini documentaries!

gmisk

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The washing machine is a personal favorite, and relatively risk free. Unless I fall off. Which I won’t lie, has happened.

I was thinking my washing machine doesnt move much here how does that work?!?


But then again we did have a washing machine when I was growing up and flipping heck it would bounce around the place like something out of robot wars!

Bannasidhe

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I thought that was supposed to happen after the previous referendum.
It's been 3 years ffs. What's the hold up?
Has it something to do with the gheys not adopting the babies fast enough???

I'm so confused.

jigglypuffstuff

Ave Sodalis wrote: »

Oh yes, I copped that on after I posted it as your "idea" is currently getting ripped to shreds.

Not really, people are proving my point that their self interest is literally their #1 concern.

No one person has offered anything to debate my point which is if you cannot financially sustain a child or ensure you don't fall pregnant by combining 3/4 contraceptive methods with withdrawal simultaneously you should stick to sexual activity that does not end in procreation

gmisk

spookwoman wrote: »

They are usually acting in those videos

Yeah thats the only reason people watch them.

Monkey09

amcalester wrote: »

Only it's not a human being, the Supreme Court has ruled on that.

LINK

That link states that the Supreme Court ruled that the unborn have the right to life.

Ave Sodalis

pone2012 wrote: »

Not really, people are proving my point that their self interest is literally their #1 concern.

No one person has offered anything to debate my point which is if you cannot financially sustain a child or ensure you don't fall pregnant by combining 3/4 contraceptive methods with withdrawal simultaneously you should stick to sexual activity that does not end in procreation

Actually, that's what I'm currently doing, but I don't for one second believe that the risk is gone.

Your "point" is crazy.

Bannasidhe

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The washing machine is a personal favorite, and relatively risk free. Unless I fall off. Which I won’t lie, has happened.

I was in my 20s when it dawned on me why my mother used to sit on the Twin Tub :eek:. She claimed it was to stop it taking off across the kitchen but sure wasn't it plugged in by a fairly short lead and attached to two taps with those rubber hose yokes so seriously, how far could it get like...

kylith

pone2012 wrote: »

Ave Sodalis wrote: »

Oh yes, I copped that on after I posted it as your "idea" is currently getting ripped to shreds.

Not really, people are proving my point that their self interest is literally their #1 concern.

No one person has offered anything to debate my point which is if you cannot financially sustain a child or ensure you don't fall pregnant by combining 3/4 contraceptive methods with withdrawal simultaneously you should stick to sexual activity that does not end in procreation

So, no sex for poor people?

Zubeneschamali

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

The washing machine is a personal favorite, and relatively risk free. Unless I fall off.

I object to all this sex on the telly!

I keep falling off!

Neyite

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I thought that was supposed to happen after the previous referendum.
It's been 3 years ffs. What's the hold up?
Has it something to do with the gheys not adopted the babies fast enough???

I'm so confused.

Somebody must have shut those floodgates again.

Dammit. If you want something done right....

suicide_circus

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I was in my 20s when it dawned on me why my mother used to sit on the Twin Tub :eek:. She claimed it was to stop it taking off across the kitchen but sure wasn't it plugged in by a fairly short lead and attached to two taps with those rubber hose yokes so seriously, how far could it get like...

Ah I remember attaching the washing machine to the kitchen taps!

gmisk

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I thought that was supposed to happen after the previous referendum.
It's been 3 years ffs. What's the hold up?
Has it something to do with the gheys not adopted the babies fast enough???

I'm so confused.

Look there are only so many gay people to go round!
We are run ragged trying to maintain our gay lifestyle!

You know like arguing over what tiles to get in B and Q, and if we should have decking or lawn out the back!

SusieBlue

pone2012 wrote: »

Not really, people are proving my point that their self interest is literally their #1 concern.

No one person has offered anything to debate my point which is if you cannot financially sustain a child or ensure you don't fall pregnant by combining 3/4 contraceptive methods with withdrawal simultaneously you should stick to sexual activity that does not end in procreation

This isn't possible. Its dangerous to take that many hormonal contraceptives.

And of course everyone's self interest is their primary concern.

God forbid if I was having a crisis pregnancy right now for whatever reason, I would not be taking the option of abortion off the table because @pone2012 on boards.ie doesn't agree with it.

B0jangles

Bannasidhe wrote: »

I thought that was supposed to happen after the previous referendum.
It's been 3 years ffs. What's the hold up?
Has it something to do with the gheys not adopted the babies fast enough???

I'm so confused.

Nah, it's precisely because of all the gay adoptions - the kids have them worn out; no energy left by teatime, so the usual routine of spending all night popping copies of The Gay Agenda through every letterbox has faltered.

Monkey09

Anyone who has ever seen an abortion.. Medical staff or if you have seen documentaries on YouTube.. Have talked about the morality of what it entails. Literally ripping a child apart limb from limb. Perfectly formed limbs. How can anyone think this is OK.

97% of abortions in the UK are on healthy women and healthy babies. Please don't bring this to Ireland.

Cupcake_Crisis

gmisk wrote: »

Look there are only so many gay people to go round!
We are run ragged trying to maintain our gay lifestyle!

You know like arguing over what tiles to get in B and Q, and if we should have decking or lawn out the back!

Always get the decking. You can’t beat a nice decking.

Ave Sodalis

Monkey09 wrote: »

That link states that the Supreme Court ruled that the unborn have the right to life.

It does, under the 8th amendment. However, the link also states that the Supreme Court does not consider a foetus a child.

reversed the High Court findings that the unborn has rights outside that article and is a child under article 42A.

Neyite

pone2012 wrote: »

Not really, people are proving my point that their self interest is literally their #1 concern.

No one person has offered anything to debate my point which is if you cannot financially sustain a child or ensure you don't fall pregnant by combining 3/4 contraceptive methods with withdrawal simultaneously you should stick to sexual activity that does not end in procreation

Name 4 contraceptive methods a couple can safely combine.

spookwoman

pone2012 wrote: »

Not really, people are proving my point that their self interest is literally their #1 concern.

No one person has offered anything to debate my point which is if you cannot financially sustain a child or ensure you don't fall pregnant by combining 3/4 contraceptive methods with withdrawal simultaneously you should stick to sexual activity that does not end in procreation

Chastity belts and sterilization next. :rolleyes:

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