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Would you encourage your teenage daughter to use a vibrator?

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    #32
    GhostyMcGhost
    Registered Users Posts: 1,349 ✭✭✭GhostyMcGhost


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    'Jesus what is this?' vibe.

    Heh!


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    #33
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Black and Decker drill was never intended for that use....


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    #34
    applehunter
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    I've seen videos where mothers show their daughters how to use vibrators.

    So it is definitely going on.


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    #35
    suicide_circus
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    As a microphone miming to Madonna in the mirror?


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    #36
    Foxhound38
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    Hammer89 wrote: »
    I should point out that this thread wouldn't be as controversial if it was about giving a 15-year-old boy a copy of Penthouse.

    Eh... yeah it would. Who the fcuk gets a porn mag for their son to have a w*nk to? Would that not be mortifying for all involved? Can they not source their own material like the generations before them had to and be relatively discreet about it? Same for the girls, btw.

    I'm sure everyone can figure out their own bits without the need for parental involvement.


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    #37
    Sam Quentin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,223 ✭✭✭Sam Quentin


    It only be'CUMS' an issue:- if she posts it on WatsSnapChat!?


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    #38
    eviltwin
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    I wouldn't be buying porn or sex toys for either of my kids because boundaries.

    If I found either in their room I wouldn't have a problem with it.


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    #39
    Bigus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Bigus


    A bit like the unlucky fella who bought the Wife a vibrator for Christmas,,,,,, she broke all her teeth.


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    #40
    professore
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    I've been told several times how "sexually repressive" Irish society is. Yet all the media can talk about lately is sex - especially for women. Men on the other hand are shamed for even noticing an attractive girl. Was there any mention of buying a blow up doll or fleshlight for teenage sons? I'll bet there wasn't.

    It doesn't add up.

    Talk about having embarrassing parents. This is off the scale.


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    #41
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    Which end?


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    #42
    retro:electro
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    I mean absolutely not. There are some things in life you just need to explore and figure out by yourself. Scarlet for my life if my mam handed me a rampant rabbit on my 18th


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    #43
    CruelCoin
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    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    It's actually a thing in Rwanda for mothers to teach their daughters how to squirt:eek:

    Now, I'm in the very fortunate position of having experienced a couple of squirters in my time, (I can't recommend it highly enough;)) - but.....the thoughts that their mothers might have taught them to do it - eughh, no that just ruins it!

    It's mostly just them blastin' piss......At least that's what they do in the pornos.
    (I love and hate google)


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    #44
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Eh... yeah it would. Who the fcuk gets a porn mag for their son to have a w*nk to? Would that not be mortifying for all involved? Can they not source their own material like the generations before them had to and be relatively discreet about it? Same for the girls, btw.

    I'm sure everyone can figure out their own bits without the need for parental involvement.

    Are porn mags still a thing?

    If the lad is old enough to be wankin' he old enough to have a phone and internet access.


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    #45
    sbsquarepants
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    CruelCoin wrote: »
    It's mostly just them blastin' piss......At least that's what they do in the pornos.
    (I love and hate google)

    On the internet largely yes - but there are reals ones out there - and they are amazing.:)


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    #46
    LirW
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    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Eh... yeah it would. Who the fcuk gets a porn mag for their son to have a w*nk to? Would that not be mortifying for all involved? Can they not source their own material like the generations before them had to and be relatively discreet about it? Same for the girls, btw.

    I'm sure everyone can figure out their own bits without the need for parental involvement.

    Sourcing like previous generations like stealing the mags of their parents or relatives?


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    #47
    wexie
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    LirW wrote: »
    Sourcing like previous generations like stealing the mags of their parents or relatives?

    That would be quite the achievement, who still has pornmags?
    And national geographic's not what it used to be either.


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    #48
    Roger Hassenforder
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    It would give young girls unreasonable expectations of pleasure from a penis shaped object.

    Better to learn naturally the inevitable disappointment from a real penis shaped object, and allow an informed decision later on to compensate for said disappointment.

    Meanwhile, didlo/vibrator engineers and designers cant quite get the balance right between texture, movement and grass cutting ability. When they do, we're in trouble.


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    #49
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    retro:electro wrote: »
    I mean absolutely not. There are some things in life you just need to explore and figure out by yourself. Scarlet for my life if my mam handed me a rampant rabbit on my 18th

    He said teenager, so could be younger.

    I have the horrible image of a thirteenth birthday party spoiled by the opening of a present.

    “Oh it’s a bunny... WHAT!”


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    #50
    LirW
    Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    wexie wrote: »
    That would be quite the achievement, who still has pornmags?
    And national geographic's not what it used to be either.

    Just thinking how uncomfortable it must be cleaning up a teens phone after some porn session with all the dodgy ads and viruses going on online. Like we all know why your phone barely works anymore, boy.


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    #51
    wexie
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    LirW wrote: »
    Just thinking how uncomfortable it must be cleaning up a teens phone after some porn session with all the dodgy ads and viruses going on online. Like we all know why your phone barely works anymore, boy.

    nowhere near as uncomfortable as the 'other kind of cleaning' :D


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    #52
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    In principle sure, no reason not to, but personally I'd leave it to her mum. Reckon a girl would find it pretty awkward having her dad talk to her about that stuff. I'd have no problem introducing my son to sex toys, and I'd have no problem introducing my daughter to them either but I reckon she might have a problem with it, as we're probably still several generations away from the total normalisation and de-stigmatising of sex.

    I don’t think we’re ever going to accept parents handing over sex toys to teens.


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    #53
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    It would give young girls unreasonable expectations of pleasure from a penis shaped object.

    Isn't it better to have a conversation then, rather than let them discover that world on their own and develop the same unrealistic expectation either way?
    professore wrote: »
    I've been told several times how "sexually repressive" Irish society is. Yet all the media can talk about lately is sex - especially for women. Men on the other hand are shamed for even noticing an attractive girl. Was there any mention of buying a blow up doll or fleshlight for teenage sons? I'll bet there wasn't.

    It doesn't add up.

    Talk about having embarrassing parents. This is off the scale.

    We are pretty repressive in regards to sex. On the life of my unborn children I have a friend who thinks women piss out of their clitoris, which I admit is hilarious, but it's also sad because it tells me that his partner probably isn't all that satisfied. It's also sad because he's just a normal bloke and probably isn't in the minority of 20-something-lads who doesn't even know what a clitoris is, let alone where it is.


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    #54
    wexie
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    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    I don’t think we’re ever going to accept parents handing over sec toys to teens.

    Who knows Franz,who knows....

    In Holland you can buy sex toys in some petrol stations.
    Now I usually get my kids a bag of jellies or something...but I guess the option is there


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    #55
    [Deleted User]
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    professore wrote: »
    I've been told several times how "sexually repressive" Irish society is. Yet all the media can talk about lately is sex - especially for women. Men on the other hand are shamed for even noticing an attractive girl. Was there any mention of buying a blow up doll or fleshlight for teenage sons? I'll bet there wasn't.

    Don't you just hate those double standards?

    NSFW!

    https://i.imgur.com/gXL5HEF.jpg


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    #56
    wexie
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    Hammer89 wrote: »
    We are pretty repressive in regards to sex. On the life of my unborn children I have a friend who thinks women piss out of their clitoris, which I admit is hilarious, but it's also sad because it tells me that his partner probably isn't all that satisfied. It's also sad because he's just a normal bloke and probably isn't in the minority of 20-something-lads who doesn't even know what a clitoris is, let alone where it is.

    You wouldn't feel the need to set him straight no? For the sake of his partner like (and his own, I've always found that my own pleasure gets increased a lot if hers does, but I'm quite happy to accept I'm a bit odd perhaps)


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    #57
    Sofiztikated
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    If you can talk to your son about bashing the bishop, and how's its normal and healthy, you can talk to your daughter about diddling the figures, and how its normal and healthy.

    Having a chat about it is fine, but I wouldn't buy my son a fleshlight, nor would I go into technique, grip, nor **** bank material. And so wouldn't do it with a daughter. That goes past responsible parenting and on down the road into Creepsville.

    And some things they need to work out on their own. Insertable length, girth, vibration intensity, colour, all personal choices, and one I don't particularly need to know.


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    #58
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Would you encourage your teenage son to masturbate...?

    For ****'s sake, I thought you people had left behind the Catholic Church?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #59
    LirW
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    Hammer89 wrote: »



    We are pretty repressive in regards to sex. On the life of my unborn children I have a friend who thinks women piss out of their clitoris, which I admit is hilarious, but it's also sad because it tells me that his partner probably isn't all that satisfied. It's also sad because he's just a normal bloke and probably isn't in the minority of 20-something-lads who doesn't even know what a clitoris is, let alone where it is.

    Good point, it's shocking how many men have little knowledge about how a woman's body functions sexually. And even worse so many women themselves never got to explore what gets them off, this is only a quite recent thing. Women were shamed into embarrassment for actually enjoying being sexual and it's still a thing til this day really. Especially because every woman works differently and there are a lot of things they might like or dislike.

    Also plenty of lads don't know that you don't piss where you menstruate, causing lots of confusion.


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    #60
    Gonad
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    What would wee Daniel say ?




    https://youtu.be/EDE_nVJcJ70


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    #61
    Hammer89
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    wexie wrote: »
    You wouldn't feel the need to set him straight no? For the sake of his partner like (and his own, I've always found that my own pleasure gets increased a lot if hers does, but I'm quite happy to accept I'm a bit odd perhaps)

    I didn't want to embarrass him. It's that stupid that he would feel a bit sheepish I suspect if he knew, but you're right maybe I should have.


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