Who'd live in a house like this? Part 2

Gregor Samsa

ongarite

ongarite wrote: »

Another one from Ugly Irish Houses.
https://www.daft.ie/for-sale/bungalow-lake-view-house-lacken-co-wicklow/3223195



Lots to look at here:
Crazy kitchen design
Feature fireplace wall
Jumbo Shower
Home gym with integrated toilet/jacuzzi.
Ceiling fans

Black tarmac, roof slates, black kitchen, black decor...

Don't forget the green cross code before going from one side to the other!

dotsman

For all the money they put into it (an the money they are trying to charge for it!), there was some terrible workmanship. Look at photo 3 as an example...

Muahahaha

Deleted User wrote: »

Don't forget the green cross code before going from one side to the other!

aw man now that you've said it can someone with the skills please photoshop the Beatles/Abbey Road into that kitchen

Gregor Samsa

Muahahaha wrote: »

aw man now that you've said it can someone with the skills please photoshop the Beatles/Abbey Road into that kitchen

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

^^^:D:D I really don't get the attraction of the pod showers/steam room. You'd break your neck climbing in and out.

The kitchen door on the right of the photo is higher than the one on the left and has an extra step up to it. Who thought that asymmetry would look good?

Oh, you had to point that out fo me! Now that would mess with my dyspraxic brain. I literally wouldn't see it.

Muahahaha

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

ah brilliant Gregor, the house has just increased in value. We should send that to the estate agents to throw up on the listing :pac:

HildaOgdenx

That kitchen floor makes me feel slightly dizzy, just looking at the picture of it.

Wabbit Ears

Gregor Samsa wrote: »

The reflection detail is fantastic, well done.

ButtersSuki

Sardonicat wrote: »

It looks like it's a few hundred yards down the road from Badda Bing.

I’ve been to the bar they use as the Badda Bing on The Sopranos Tour. It’s literally feet off a highway in NJ with nothing else around it.

Classy joint (not).

For some reason, and maybe it’s the way it’s photographed, but Willy Wonka comes to mind.

Lockheed

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I’ve been to the bar they use as the Badda Bing on The Sopranos Tour. It’s literally feet off a highway in NJ with nothing else around it.

Classy joint (not).

They do address this in the Sopranos when Carmela and Rosalie go to Paris, Carm breaks down in tears looking at a statue on one of the bridges.
After that we cut back to New Jersey and Silvio is outside the Bing yelling 'clean that **** off her tit'

Hilarious stuff

HildaOgdenx

Complete with crying wall... :eek:

https://www.daft.ie/for-rent/apartment-brownshill-avenue-carlow-town-co-carlow/3206188

ILikeBoats

Do you think it's supposed to be a feature wall?!

Gregor Samsa

We're getting all the classic album covers this week

What.Now

ILikeBoats wrote: »

Do you think it's supposed to be a feature wall?!

If it was one wall I could go with that but it seems that they have done it with a couple of walls.

Darragh

Gregor Samsa

What.Now wrote: »

If it was one wall I could go with that but it seems that they have done it with a couple of walls.

They've a "feature celling" in a similar state of unfinishedness.

-=al=-

Is that a kid on a bike? Not an ideal scenario if that's the view from your bed

swimming in a sea

dotsman wrote: »

For all the money they put into it (an the money they are trying to charge for it!), there was some terrible workmanship. Look at photo 3 as an example...

That was the first thing i noticed as well, but I'd say you could rent out the Adult Entertainment Industry and do all right

Aisling(",)

It all looks perfectly normal till you have a closer look at the couch in picture 5.

https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/48-heatherview-avenue-oldbawn-tallaght-dublin-24/4474297

ILikeBoats

Looks like Gail Platt

Aglomerado

Aisling(",) wrote: »

It all looks perfectly normal till you have a closer look at the couch in picture 5.

https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/48-heatherview-avenue-oldbawn-tallaght-dublin-24/4474297

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Who shrunk Eamon Dunphy?

HildaOgdenx

Aisling(",) wrote: »

It all looks perfectly normal till you have a closer look at the couch in picture 5.

https://www.myhome.ie/residential/brochure/48-heatherview-avenue-oldbawn-tallaght-dublin-24/4474297

That, and the birds in the background combined

Leg End Reject

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

That, and the birds in the background combined

I didn't notice the birds! Bit of a Norman Bates vibe off that pic.

Purple Mountain

Odelay wrote: »

JFC!!!!! I only noticed the ceiling joist now. He hadn't a bit of timber long enough to span the width so two bits are bolted together in the middle!! And it looks like its bowing!! :eek:

That "house" was on Ugly Irish Houses on Instagram. It appears to be some sort of shed in someone's garden.

Archeron

I thought everybody had the top half of a dead granny, varnished, on the couch.

Had enough of cushions? We have just the thing......

Squeeonline

RE: concrete feature wall. I fear there is no insulation there which is quite concerning for both winters and summers.

looksee

HildaOgdenx wrote: »

Complete with crying wall... :eek:

https://www.daft.ie/for-rent/apartment-brownshill-avenue-carlow-town-co-carlow/3206188

There is something very strange about that block wall, apart from it being exceptionally badly built. It almost looks as though someone has done some very poor photoshop work on it, but the effects are the same on both pics 1 and 4, so it must be the wall. Very odd.

ohnonotgmail

looksee wrote: »

There is something very strange about that block wall, apart from it being exceptionally badly built. It almost looks as though someone has done some very poor photoshop work on it, but the effects are the same on both pics 1 and 4, so it must be the wall. Very odd.

i don't think "exceptionally badly" quite covers it. that blockwork would be unacceptable on a garden wall.

harr

Squeeonline wrote: »

RE: concrete feature wall. I fear there is no insulation there which is quite concerning for both winters and summers.

The same for the ceiling/ roof it looks like one sheet of something and that’s it .. I think a standard garden shed would be warmer. Imagine the noise when raining.
Surely that’s not fit for human habitation.