Off Topic Thread 4.0

stephen_n

swiwi_ wrote: »

Well, after ¾ of a season of club rugby, I've decided every rugby team has the following make up.

• The nude guy. Team hits the sheds and the guy is instantly in the nick. No bush in sight but thankfully no wood either. Rugby gear goes on just before the match starts.
  
• The walking tattoo guy. Makes a Maori chief look like a rank amateur.
  
• The beats guy. Headphones on, maximum concentration.
  
• The touchy-feely guy. Everyone gets a wee slap of encouragement on the but-tocks.
  
• The deranged guy. Just about injures half the team before the game starts. Loves banging his head against the wall.
  
• The mobile device guy. Facebook, twitter, instagram all kept up to date.
  
• The pretty boy guy. Groomed to perfection for the big match.
  
• The joker guy. Everything is stand-up comedy.
  
• The dramatic speech guy "Future of the world at stake, biggest game of our lives (since last week), cometh the hour cometh the man"
  
• The hypochondriac guy. Always out for a couple of weeks with a trivial but apparently invalidating injury.
  
• The dirty jokes guy. It never stops.
  
• The Kiwi guy. Every team worth its salt has one :pac:

I’d fit in half of those catagories

swiwi_

So...which country in the world has the highest concentration of breweries per head of population:

1) Belgium?
2) Germany?
3) England?

Actually - and to my surprise - it's Switzerland. One of my local breweries (White Frontier) just won World's Best Pale Ale at the World Beer Awards. On a side note, our scrum-half at the start of the season is one of their marketing reps.


The award winning beer


Our former scrum-half. Like many of my team-mates, he plays rugby and smokes like a train

CatFromHue

his jacket can be closed by a zip, buttons, or even a bit of cord :eek:

very fancy

swiwi_

CatFromHue wrote: »

his jacket can be closed by a zip, buttons, or even a bit of cord :eek:

very fancy

He’s French. Doing his best Serge Gainsbourg impression. Or something like that.

Stheno

Sliced the tendons in one of my fingers cutting a bagette last night.

Apparently they are the important ones so ive an op and six weeks in a cast to look forward to

prawnsambo

Stheno wrote: »

Sliced the tendons in one of my fingers cutting a bagette last night.

Apparently they are the important ones so ive an op and six weeks in a cast to look forward to

Ugh! Bread knife? The chainsaw of the kitchen.

Sorry to hear that Stheno.

mfceiling

Stheno wrote: »

Sliced the tendons in one of my fingers cutting a bagette last night.

Apparently they are the important ones so ive an op and six weeks in a cast to look forward to

Good lord jesus Stheno!! Sorry to hear that. I work with a stanley knife every day and it's so easy to get a bad cut from them...but a bloody bread knife!!
I make the kids lunch every night and now that I think of it I have to cut 3 baguettes each time. Probably safer if I get them to do it in future.

Podge_irl

mfceiling wrote: »

Good lord jesus Stheno!! Sorry to hear that. I work with a stanley knife every day and it's so easy to get a bad cut from them...but a bloody bread knife!!
I make the kids lunch every night and now that I think of it I have to cut 3 baguettes each time. Probably safer if I get them to do it in future.

Jesus, what's wrong with sliced pan? Fancy bastard here.

mfceiling

Podge_irl wrote: »

Jesus, what's wrong with sliced pan? Fancy bastard here.

You'd imagine any kid would be happy with a ham sambo? Not 3 fussy gits who only like freshly buttered baguettes every day...along with rice cakes and crunchy green apples.
I'd have been happy with a ham sambo and a packet of cheese and onion at their age.

Podge_irl

I’m not sure whether or not I was happy with it was ever part of of the consideration.

Neil3030

I miss bread. Real bread. Bread that turns to cement if you don't eat it within a day or two. Even sliced pans in Ireland are of a higher standard than many 'bakery' breads over here, that suspiciously stay fresh for nearly a week. Feck knows what they put in them.

CatFromHue

bagels are another thing that stay "fresh" or not stale for a long time too

awec

mfceiling wrote: »

You'd imagine any kid would be happy with a ham sambo? Not 3 fussy gits who only like freshly buttered baguettes every day...along with rice cakes and crunchy green apples.
I'd have been happy with a ham sambo and a packet of cheese and onion at their age.

Baguettes with smoked salmon and cream cheese I reckon?

Stheno

CatFromHue wrote: »

bagels are another thing that stay "fresh" or not stale for a long time too

I had a bag of precut bagels and went for the bagette instead.

No more

Dubinusa

Pickarooney, best of luck with your injury. I know how you feel. I just had surgery 2 weeks ago. Rotator cuff. Bloody awful. Thank God it is work related and I am still getting paid.

mfceiling

awec wrote: »

Baguettes with smoked salmon and cream cheese I reckon?

Nah...they're fussy out. Plain old crusty bread with butter. Real butter. Real salted butter at that!!

swiwi_

Loving the round ball game tonight. Salah is awesome.

awec

swiwi_ wrote: »

Loving the round ball game tonight. Salah is awesome.

Second goal was a bloody cracker. Those little dinks are so difficult to do.

swiwi_

awec wrote: »

Second goal was a bloody cracker. Those little dinks are so difficult to do.

Who has first dibs on that tune to fields of athenry??

irishbucsfan

swiwi_ wrote: »

Who has first dibs on that tune to fields of athenry??

Connacht

P.Walnuts

Salah cost a mere 37m....

awec

P.Walnuts wrote: »

Salah cost a mere 37m....

Worth 4 times that now.

P.Walnuts

Half the teams in the Prem could have afforded him...

swiwi_

Turning into a rout. The Roma “defence”

thomond2006

Salah is alright isn't he.

prawnsambo

P.Walnuts wrote: »

Salah cost a mere 37m....

P.Walnuts wrote: »

Half the teams in the Prem could have afforded him...

Can't stop picking at that scab can you?

P.Walnuts

prawnsambo wrote: »

Can't stop picking at that scab can you?

It's not often I feel strongly enough about something to argue about it on the internet....

But when I do I like to ram the point home :pac:

Neil3030

irishbucsfan wrote: »

Connacht

Buccaneers no?

The Lost Sheep

Neil3030 wrote: »

Buccaneers no?

No.

pickarooney

I'll fox the buccaneers off ya.