On Your Death Bed

NollagShona

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The_Valeyard

NollagShona wrote: »

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You dont have to wait for your death bed to change that. :P :P

fergus1001

I'd go out with my lad in my hand

mickrock

I'd buy a more comfortable bed.

NollagShona

The_Valeyard wrote: »

You dont have to wait for your death bed to change that. :P :P

You can’t not join.

It’s more addictive than crack!

elperello

Would you go away and let me die in peace.

Spanish Eyes

Few care really apart from your definitely loved ones.

And then life goes on for everyone.

We are just a little spot on the horizon. And soon forgotten but sure that's life and death.

The funeral is the thing for the neighbours though. I love that shyt.

Fake News

I wouldn't change anything. I would just die bitter in contempt of life.

Pinch Flat

I told you I was sick

James 007

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I'd have broken up with that battleaxe of a woman known as my ex-wife about 15 years ago. She's had a puss on her that would turn milk sour since the day I married her.

Why did you marry her, you too should have gone to specsavers

justfillmein

i'd go back and have that affair with the boyfriends uncle when i was about 18. definitely something I would have benefited from immensely

fergus1001

justfillmein wrote:

i'd go back and have that affair with the boyfriends uncle when i was about 18. definitely something I would have benefited from immensely

So he could just fill you in ??

sbsquarepants

_Dara_ wrote: »

Well, I'd say one doesn't know when their deathbed will be.

Slightly off topic, but reminds me of an incident many years back when I had an accident in work, resulting in torn ligaments in my ankle, ouch, I remember it clearly, it was a nice warm Friday afternoon.
It was only when I arrived in A and E that I remembered the previous evening looking at my toenails, which were like those novelty monster feet slippers and thinking "ah fúck it, i'll cut them at the weekend, sure no ones going to see them!":mad:

_Dara_

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Slightly off topic, but reminds me of an incident many years back when I had an accident in work, resulting in torn ligaments in my ankle, ouch, I remember it clearly, it was a nice warm Friday afternoon.
It was only when I arrived in A and E that I remembered the previous evening looking at my toenails, which were like those novelty monster feet sleepers and thinking "ah fúck it, i'll cut them at the weekend, sure no ones going to see them!":mad:

My toenails are a constant source of embarrassment for me as I like to wear socks as little as possible. But yet, I can’t seem to muster any interest in rectifying the matter so they will continue to do so. I totally understand. Also: torn ligaments. OUCH. I stretched a ligament in my ankle years ago. fück-me-hard-with-a-knobbly-dildo, that hurt.

Ewww, reminds me of when I went through a period of serious depression a few months after my terminal diagnosis. As I’m sure many will know, depression is often accompanied by a lack of interest in personal hygiene. Sometimes I’d go into hospital for treatment having not showered for the guts of a week. Poor hospital staff and fellow waiting room reluctantees. Manky. But exceptionally bad times for me so I won’t beat myself up too much over it.

sbsquarepants

_Dara_ wrote: »

Sometimes I’d go into hospital for treatment having not showered for the guts of a week. it.

Too depressed to wash - Lynx, the shower in a can:D

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Junkyard Tom

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KERSPLAT!

Jaliyah Jealous Drugstore wrote: »

I'd go back and tell my younger self to stop thinking about what they would go back and change and just get on with life.

Exciting!!

donegaLroad

James 007 wrote: »

Why did you marry her, you too should have gone to specsavers

Sometimes a person can be too close to the eye of the storm to be aware of its true force.

razorblunt

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Slightly off topic, but reminds me of an incident many years back when I had an accident in work, resulting in torn ligaments in my ankle, ouch, I remember it clearly, it was a nice warm Friday afternoon.
It was only when I arrived in A and E that I remembered the previous evening looking at my toenails, which were like those novelty monster feet slippers and thinking "ah fúck it, i'll cut them at the weekend, sure no ones going to see them!":mad:

Rocked into A&E on a stretcher with a leg injury years ago wearing Homer Simpson boxers, not embarrassing in itself but they "laundry day" boxers more holes than the plot of a crap movie.

andekwarhola

I'm hoping I'll have my wits about me enough to tell the family in a tremorous voice to gather round as if to say something of grave import and then just say something like arse and quietly pop my clogs.

Think my sons would definitely like that.

justfillmein

fergus1001 wrote: »

So he could just fill you in ??

he was a big man, he most certainly would have 'filled' me

KERSPLAT!

justfillmein wrote: »

he was a big man, he most certainly would have 'filled' me

opinionated3

If I was given the opportunity to go back in time and change anything, it would be to my leaving cert year of 1995, and choose the career I wanted, and not what I thought my parents wanted me to do. Biggest regret ever and annoys me still to this day. Ah well...... .

justfillmein

KERSPLAT! wrote: »

justfillmein

now thats a shocked expression, but i'm sure you could guess where my mind went straight to with that image:cool:

donegaLroad

opinionated3 wrote: »

If I was given the opportunity to go back in time and change anything, it would be to my leaving cert year of 1995, and choose the career I wanted, and not what I thought my parents wanted me to do. Biggest regret ever and annoys me still to this day. Ah well...... .

your post made me think of this..

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2012/feb/01/top-five-regrets-of-the-dying

sbsquarepants

justfillmein wrote: »

i'd go back and have that affair with the boyfriends uncle when i was about 18. definitely something I would have benefited from immensely

What age was this uncle?
Sounds more like you dodged a bullet than something to regret!

But then again, I didn't see him. Was he like totally dreamy, haw......:D

justfillmein

sbsquarepants wrote: »

What age was this uncle?
Sounds more like you dodged a bullet than something to regret!

But then again, I didn't see him. Was he like totally dreamy, haw......:D

totally dreamy?:D


he was a bit older than the gob****e I was going out with.
I don't think I dodged a bullet, I think I would have been happy if I had the balls to follow through and make a move:P

sbsquarepants

I was picturing some creepy auld geriatric drooling at the prospect of getting his wrinkly auld hands on some prime young flesh:eek:

justfillmein

sbsquarepants wrote: »

I was picturing some creepy auld geriatric drooling at the prospect of getting his wrinkly auld hands on some prime young flesh:eek:

no HE was prime young flesh too:P
about 10years older, & I felt at the time that I wasn't womanly enough for him so I didn't act on it.
I wasn't a young 18year old either, but I felt I wasn't enough for him.

old wrinkly creeps would not be someone I would regret not getting my hands on