Do you get checked for sexually transmitted infections?

Speedwell · 14-12-2017 12:42pm

Akrasia wrote: »

The grass over there is always greener until you get there and realise that it's still just grass, and rather than going around looking for new fancy grass varieties some of which is a all dried up and some others being a bit mouldy, maybe it's best to grow your own grass with a trusted partner and nurture it and care for it, and add in your own flavours and spices to it so that it's the best grass you're ever going to smoke.

Well, we are married and monogamous. We're also curious about what it would be like to fly to the Moon, but one of us is not going to run off and secretly become an astronaut, either.

GypsyByName · 14-12-2017 12:47pm

I went for a check up a few years back in St James hospital. The waiting room was absolutely jammers. There was a little child running around everywhere just being a child I guess. Totally expected when a child is forced to sit in a waiting room like that for hours on end. Anyway the mother of said child started to get a bit irritated at the child running around and beckoned the child to her. She tried to get the child to sit on her lap. The child was having none of it. The poor little mite started kicking and screaming before shouting all over the packed waiting room "MY MAMMY HAS AN STI!!!"

True story!! Funniest thing Ive seen a child do ever!!

Blitzkrieger · 14-12-2017 2:32pm

I need more poll options OP. Where's the "I never get laid so I don't bother." option?

Granted the 'risky behaviour' one comes close, but these days I avoid that when drunk. I've become a very boring man....