What's your favourite quote?

buried

“All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” Blaise Pascal

Hercule Poirot

I forgot better **** than you ever thought of....- Kanye West

strawdog

“Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.”

Al Swearengen, Deadwood

branie2

Let's roll

drake70

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not “Eureka!” (I found it!) but “That’s funny …”
— Isaac Asimov

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
— Arthur C. Clarke

I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical.
— Arthur C. Clarke

Vic_08

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”

A Little Pony

Every bullet has its billet

Oldtree

"stupid is as stupid does"
my grandmother used to say that to me a lot, I don't know why

El Tarangu

"Keep'er going, Patsy"

- Ronnie Drew

The Jman

'i don't know how many years on this Earth I got left, I'm gonna get real weird with it'

Frank Reynolds

flos1964

"They made us many promises, more than i can remember, but they kept only one; they promised to take our land and they did" -Red Cloud Lakota Chief.

Ipso

We may see the small Value God has for Riches, by the People he gives them to
Alexander Pope

Vic_08

“That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin

Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stranded, stuck fast, untimely wounded, or otherwise deflected from its life's quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment in order to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result -- eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly -- in you.

Bill Bryson - A Short History of Nearly Everything

There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.

Madeleine Albright

Tom Mann Centuria

Don't go inventing an acid that eats through anything, what are you going to put it in?

The Longpigs.

Pints?

"Money ain't got owners, only spenders"

Chancer3001

Ara I wouldn't be awful very fond of drinking. But when I do go at it I do go at it awful very hard

- pint man

Shelflife

Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you, disappoint you, but they can't prevent you from acting, from taking the situation you're presented with and moving on. No matter where you are in life, no matter what your situation, you can always do something. You always have a choice and the choice can be power.

Blaine Lee

Hector Bellend

" Never stick a banger up your arse at halloween "

Podge and Rodge.

Real words of wisdom

Hector Bellend

Pints? wrote: »

"Money ain't got owners, only spenders"

Wise words from Mr Omar Little there

Purple Mountain

To thine own self be true

Strong Shakespearian sentiment..

dxhound2005

The trouble with socialism is that it takes up too many evenings.

Oscar Wilde.

Ned Led Zeppo

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool,than to open it and
remove all doubt.(Anon)

Are Am Eye

Ned Led Zeppo wrote: »

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool,than to open it and
remove all doubt.(Anon)

I believe that was the late Denis Thatcher what said that.

Are Am Eye

"Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage"

Benjamin Disraeli

Guru Maith Agut

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic... to... food!

Hungry people ain't allergic to sh1t!

You think anyone in Rwanda's got a f***ing lactose intolerance?!




"Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do"



Chris Rock

Pints?

"You can't feel alive unless you're close to death"

Knex*

You have to be a little bit mad to be sane - My Grandfather. No idea if he robbed it or not.

eviltwin

One day you'll look back at the little things and realise they were the big things ~ Winnie the Pooh

They laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they're all the same ~ Kurt Cobain

You always pass failure on the way to success ~ Mickey Rooney

Always dress your best when you feel your worst~ Rupaul

Fear is a choice ~ Eviltwin

misstearheus

Better late than never!

No man is an Island.