One inch longer or one taller

Arriviamo1903

Would you prefer to be one inch taller or to have have a penis that is one inch longer?

So we don't exclude the ladies, ladies, would you prefer your boyfriend/husband was one inch taller or one inch longer?

I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

everlast75

https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw

gerrybbadd

Shure me flute is long enough for me!

snowflaker

Penis is long enough, I wish I was a little bit taller

gerrybbadd

snowflaker wrote: »

Penis is long enough, I wish I was a little bit taller

Did you ever wish you were a baller?

snowflaker

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Did you ever wish you were a baller?

Not really.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'm 6'2'' so I've all the height I need, take of that what you will

Arriviamo1903

Agustin Easy Jock wrote: »

I'm 6'2'' so I've all the height I need, take of that what you will

Hear you loud and clear.

* Wiggles baby finger*

van_beano

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Did you ever wish you were a baller?

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

Mister Vain

I'd rather have an extra inch in girth.

Mister Vain

Mister Vain wrote: »

I'd rather have an extra inch in girth.

Stomach or hips?

Donald Trump

Deleted User wrote: »

I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

Just dump him and get a fella with a half decent sized lad

deco nate

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Shure me flute is long enough for me!

But us it long enough for you're other half?

judeboy101

1" more girth

hairyslug

Can I be a baller aswell
And can I have a rabbit in a hat

1 inch taller for me

Donald Trump

Donald Trump wrote: »

Just dump him and get a fella with a half decent sized lad

I'm talking about myself.

ToddyDoody

Technically, one inch longer means one inch taller (well, for 2 minutes at least)

osarusan

Mine can't get any longer.

Does it have to be a full inch? I hate being 6 foot 1 and three quarters.

PARlance

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Does it have to be a full inch? I hate being 6 foot 1 and three quarters.

I would be in favour of your motion. I would just take one thirds of an inch to round things up to a nice easy even number. Nineteen and two third inches is a bit of a mouthful....

The_Valeyard

Can I have half n half

Erik Shin

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

So that's​ a 1 inch penis then?!

suicide_circus

An extra inch of scrotum. I want to be one of those auld fellas in the gym with really droopy balls.

Roger Hassenforder

PARlance wrote: »

Nineteen and two third inches is a bit of a mouthful....

Sweet Jesus, it certainly would be a mouthful.

And a throat full.

dadad231

I already have a 10 incher and am 6"2' so I'm OK ....me mates call me Dangerous Dave !!

Erik Shin

dadad231 wrote: »

I already have a 10 incher and am 6"2' so I'm OK ....me mates call me Dangerous Dave !!

Women call you Rohypnol Dave ?

Westernyelp

One inch shorter. Stop it dragging along the ground

blade1

Deleted User wrote: »

I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

That's stretching it a bit!!

RayM

Nobody needs a thirteen inch penis, so I'd go for one inch taller.

PopePalpatine

Ah here, it's so goddamn daunting buying monster condoms for my magnum dong. I'll take the extra inch in height.

Yourself isit

Is this what the old Ah was like?

**Runs off**

Avatar MIA

osarusan wrote: »

Mine can't get any longer.

Tried everything, eh

Hammer89

I'm already about six foot I think. Not sure how tall I am.

myshirt

Westernyelp wrote: »

One inch shorter. Stop it dragging along the ground

Tuck it into your sock son, ffs.

Allah snackbar

Will it give me any more pleasure if it was an inch longer ???

Son Of A Vidic

van_beano wrote: »

gerrybbadd wrote: »

snowflaker wrote: »

I wish I was a little bit taller

Did you ever wish you were a baller?

I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

van_beano

Son Of A Vidic wrote: »

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

That song is nearly a quarter or a century old!

Erik Shin

Allah snackbar wrote: »

Will it give me any more pleasure if it was an inch longer ???

The auld camel will certainly appreciate it anyways

SpannerMonkey

im 6ft 5' so il let you work out which id prefer


8======D

One inch taller. An extra inch down there would be pointless and would hurt my girlfriend.

Question should have included girth. That's more important anyways.

Persephone kindness

We neither of us have genitalia. We have evolved

mikeymouse

SpannerMonkey wrote: »

im 6ft 5' so il let you work out which id prefer


Never mind the 6ft , lets talk about that 5ins

OldGoat

2.54cm.
1996.
Rod, pole and perch.

Those above are the highlights of the post I was going to make but then I couldn't be arsed. It would have been hilarious and educational though.

Sleepy

I'll take the extra inch in height. Cos then I'd be a tinder 6' (i.e. 5'11")

Id prefer just to go back in time and demand my parents feed me more than just corn flakes or weetabix twice day, bread and butter for school lunch and potatoes and spaghetti hoops for dinner. Kids today getting to grow up in constantly ultra-pleasurable conditions, getting to fulfill their height potential because they got fed lots of protein, dont know how good they have it. Perpetually jealous of them and something I don't think I'll ever be okay with because being short never stops being something objectively undesirable.

For me I'd lose 3 inches and add it to my dick and move to a country where people are 3 inches shorter on average so I would basically be as relatively short as I am here but with a huge dick.

Fratton Fred

I can lick my own eyebrows.

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Fratton Fred wrote: »

I can lick my own eyebrows.

Yeah, after a certain age, men really need to trim back their eyebrows.

Your Face

van_beano wrote: »

That song is nearly a quarter or a century old!

Which one is it - a quarter or a century?

valoren

Would an extra inch make you cockier?

osarusan

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Tried everything, eh

Well played sir!