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One inch longer or one taller

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    #32
    Yourself isit
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,256 ✭✭✭Yourself isit


    Is this what the old Ah was like?

    **Runs off**


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    #33
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    osarusan wrote: »
    Mine can't get any longer.

    Tried everything, eh :o


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    #34
    Hammer89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    I'm already about six foot I think. Not sure how tall I am.


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    #35
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Westernyelp wrote: »
    One inch shorter. Stop it dragging along the ground

    Tuck it into your sock son, ffs.


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    #36
    Allah snackbar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 161 ✭✭Allah snackbar


    Will it give me any more pleasure if it was an inch longer ???


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    #37
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    van_beano wrote: »
    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    snowflaker wrote: »
    I wish I was a little bit taller

    Did you ever wish you were a baller?


    I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.


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    #38
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    Son Of A Vidic wrote: »
    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.

    That song is nearly a quarter or a century old!


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    #39
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    Allah snackbar wrote: »
    Will it give me any more pleasure if it was an inch longer ???

    The auld camel will certainly appreciate it anyways


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    #40
    SpannerMonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,106 ✭✭✭SpannerMonkey


    im 6ft 5' so il let you work out which id prefer :D


    8======D


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    #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,046 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    One inch taller. An extra inch down there would be pointless and would hurt my girlfriend.

    Question should have included girth. That's more important anyways.


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    #42
    Persephone kindness
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,084 ✭✭✭Persephone kindness


    We neither of us have genitalia. We have evolved

    mannequin_legs.jpg


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    #43
    mikeymouse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 567 ✭✭✭mikeymouse


    SpannerMonkey wrote: »
    im 6ft 5' so il let you work out which id prefer :D


    Never mind the 6ft , lets talk about that 5ins


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    #44
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,647 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    2.54cm.
    1996.
    Rod, pole and perch.

    Those above are the highlights of the post I was going to make but then I couldn't be arsed. It would have been hilarious and educational though.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #45
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,006 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I'll take the extra inch in height. Cos then I'd be a tinder 6' (i.e. 5'11")

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    #46
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 745 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Id prefer just to go back in time and demand my parents feed me more than just corn flakes or weetabix twice day, bread and butter for school lunch and potatoes and spaghetti hoops for dinner. Kids today getting to grow up in constantly ultra-pleasurable conditions, getting to fulfill their height potential because they got fed lots of protein, dont know how good they have it. Perpetually jealous of them and something I don't think I'll ever be okay with because being short never stops being something objectively undesirable.

    For me I'd lose 3 inches and add it to my dick and move to a country where people are 3 inches shorter on average so I would basically be as relatively short as I am here but with a huge dick.


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    #47
    Fratton Fred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    I can lick my own eyebrows.


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    #48
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,748 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Fratton Fred wrote: »
    I can lick my own eyebrows.

    Yeah, after a certain age, men really need to trim back their eyebrows.


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    #49
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    van_beano wrote: »
    That song is nearly a quarter or a century old!

    Which one is it - a quarter or a century?


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    #50
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,707 ✭✭✭valoren


    Would an extra inch make you cockier?


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    #51
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,061 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Tried everything, eh :o

    Well played sir!


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    #52
    ilkhanid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭ilkhanid


    One incher taller, so I wouldn't be stretching to pick articles off the top shelf in shops.


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    #53
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    deco nate wrote: »
    But us it long enough for you're other half?

    She's happy enough with it. It does the trick like


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    #54
    decko11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 154 ✭✭decko11


    ideally both :) - but prefer taller


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    #55
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    I would prefer a man more concerned worth my needs than worrying about his height or the length of his cock.


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    #56
    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Id prefer just to go back in time and demand my parents feed me more than just corn flakes or weetabix twice day, bread and butter for school lunch and potatoes and spaghetti hoops for dinner. Kids today getting to grow up in constantly ultra-pleasurable conditions, getting to fulfill their height potential because they got fed lots of protein, dont know how good they have it. Perpetually jealous of them and something I don't think I'll ever be okay with because being short never stops being something objectively undesirable.

    For me I'd lose 3 inches and add it to my dick and move to a country where people are 3 inches shorter on average so I would basically be as relatively short as I am here but with a huge dick.

    Now, I've read your posts before and while I know you're not the tallest, you're far far far from freakishly short. I think you're just below average, iirc.

    Being jealous of modern kids protein intake isn't going to change anything. The only thing that'll change about your stature is your attitude to it so for your own sake, try to see it as a difference and not a disaster. Your fixation on it is holding you back far more than your height.

    I'm a proper shortie, just sub 5ft. I know it's different for a girl and it's not comparing like for like, but some girls do have a problem with being small. I don't as it happens, I don't really think about it, but I can imagine it'd make me a lot less attractive all around if I blamed it for everything to the extent that I was jealous of well fed kids.

    By far the most positive thing you can do for yourself is deal with your attitude to it, and allow yourself to be happy and fulfil your full potential.


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    #57
    Divelment
    Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Divelment


    I'm perfectly delighted with my height and size lol wouldn't change a thing!

    I have a friend though who is single and she is seriously frustrated with the fact that she recently ran onto into a guy with a #microcock, not the first time it has happened either, and you'd never think these big tall well built guys could be hiding a #microcock.


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    #58
    Avatar MIA
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    Divelment wrote: »
    you'd never think these big tall well built guys could be hiding a #microcock.

    Maybe they weren't hiding it, you just couldn't tell :pac:


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    #59
    Divelment
    Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Divelment


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Maybe they weren't hiding it, you just couldn't tell :pac:

    As a single guy on the dating scene though, I never would have thought of it as a factor in what women are looking for. My mate met this guy, slept with him and wouldn't pursue it beyond that night, purely because he had a microcock. He ticked a load of other boxes, was handsome, etc, but this one thing got him dumped.


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    #60
    _Kaiser_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 29,978 ✭✭✭✭_Kaiser_


    I'm only 5'7/8 so I'd take the height... I'm good in the other department


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    #61
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Divelment wrote: »
    As a single guy on the dating scene though, I never would have thought of it as a factor in what women are looking for. My mate met this guy, slept with him and wouldn't pursue it beyond that night, purely because he had a microcock. He ticked a load of other boxes, was handsome, etc, but this one thing got him dumped.

    I am actually attracted to bigger guys more so than skinny. I dated 2 big guys who had very small (by comparison) penises. Didn't bother me to be honest. Both of them were well able to please me sexually.


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