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One inch longer or one taller

  • 01-06-2017 06:17PM
    #1
    Arriviamo1903
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 ✭


    Would you prefer to be one inch taller or to have have a penis that is one inch longer?

    So we don't exclude the ladies, ladies, would you prefer your boyfriend/husband was one inch taller or one inch longer?


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  • #2
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.


  • #3
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,546 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    https://youtu.be/ryDOy3AosBw

    Elect a clown... Expect a circus



  • #4
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Shure me flute is long enough for me!


  • #5
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    Penis is long enough, I wish I was a little bit taller


  • #6
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    snowflaker wrote: »
    Penis is long enough, I wish I was a little bit taller

    Did you ever wish you were a baller?


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  • #7
    snowflaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭snowflaker


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Did you ever wish you were a baller?

    Not really.


  • #8
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I'm 6'2'' so I've all the height I need, take of that what you will :)


  • #9
    Arriviamo1903
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6 ✭Arriviamo1903


    Agustin Easy Jock wrote: »
    I'm 6'2'' so I've all the height I need, take of that what you will :)

    Hear you loud and clear.

    * Wiggles baby finger*


  • #10
    van_beano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭van_beano


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Did you ever wish you were a baller?

    I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.


  • #11
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,368 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I'd rather have an extra inch in girth.


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 22,384 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    I'd rather have an extra inch in girth.

    Stomach or hips?


  • #13
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,325 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

    Just dump him and get a fella with a half decent sized lad


  • #14
    deco nate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,340 ✭✭✭deco nate


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Shure me flute is long enough for me!

    But us it long enough for you're other half?


  • #15
    judeboy101
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭judeboy101


    1" more girth


  • #16
    hairyslug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,561 ✭✭✭hairyslug


    Can I be a baller aswell
    And can I have a rabbit in a hat

    1 inch taller for me


  • #17
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,740 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Donald Trump wrote: »
    Just dump him and get a fella with a half decent sized lad

    I'm talking about myself.


  • #18
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Technically, one inch longer means one inch taller (well, for 2 minutes at least)


  • #19
    osarusan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,009 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Mine can't get any longer.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,909 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Does it have to be a full inch? I hate being 6 foot 1 and three quarters.


  • #21
    PARlance
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,577 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Does it have to be a full inch? I hate being 6 foot 1 and three quarters.

    I would be in favour of your motion. I would just take one thirds of an inch to round things up to a nice easy even number. Nineteen and two third inches is a bit of a mouthful....


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  • #22
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Can I have half n half


  • #23
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

    So that's​ a 1 inch penis then?!


  • #24
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    An extra inch of scrotum. I want to be one of those auld fellas in the gym with really droopy balls.


  • #25
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    PARlance wrote: »
    Nineteen and two third inches is a bit of a mouthful....

    Sweet Jesus, it certainly would be a mouthful.

    And a throat full.


  • #26
    dadad231
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭dadad231


    I already have a 10 incher and am 6"2' so I'm OK ....me mates call me Dangerous Dave !!


  • #27
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    dadad231 wrote: »
    I already have a 10 incher and am 6"2' so I'm OK ....me mates call me Dangerous Dave !!

    Women call you Rohypnol Dave ?


  • #28
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,420 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    One inch shorter. Stop it dragging along the ground


  • #29
    blade1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,167 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I would like to have a penis that is one inch longer.

    That's stretching it a bit!!


  • #30
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Nobody needs a thirteen inch penis, so I'd go for one inch taller.


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  • #31
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,214 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Ah here, it's so goddamn daunting buying monster condoms for my magnum dong. I'll take the extra inch in height.


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