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Rumours that may be true...

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    #92
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse

    What a dick.


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    #93
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    How did they get a whales foreskin I hear you ask.

    What the...?

    How did you hear? :eek:


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    #94
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    daveyeh wrote: »
    What the...?

    How did you hear? :eek:

    Fungi told me. He said they did it on porpoise

    Right, where's me coat.


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    #95
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse

    Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?


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    #96
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

    Don't mind him, he's full of ****.


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    #97
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

    His lips are sealed.


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    #98
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Parchment wrote: »
    The thing about the Allen family....

    Good shout, shenanigans afoot there no doubt.


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    #99
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    The Black Knight?
    Actually its not true, & in reality it was a dislodged space jacket from the ISS. (sorry to destroy the myth guys)!


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    #100
    clairewithani
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭clairewithani


    Once in a queue at a local barbecue I overheard someone telling someone else about this woman having an affair with a friend's boyfriend. Was enjoying the gossip until I realised it was my sister they were talking about.


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    #101
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Bill Clintons sperm tastes like fried chicken.


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    #102
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Fungi told me. He said they did it on porpoise

    Right, where's me coat.

    That bastard has been DEAD for going on 10 years.

    Those cute Kerry hoors replaced him.


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    #103
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Shatterproof rulers are a needless invention.

    By insinuating that rulers may shatter, they are encouraging the panic buying of nonsense.


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    #104
    waraf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭waraf


    The ducks in the bathroom are not mine


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    #105
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    The Tardis in 'Doctor Who' didn't have a toilet.

    Instead, he would just travel back in time to when he didn't need a ****e.


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    #106
    Steve012
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Steve012


    Michelle Obama is a man! : O

    That's a rumor!


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    #107
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Ted Koppel IS a robot.


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    #108
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Steve012 wrote: »
    Michelle Obama is a man! : O

    That's a rumor!

    The places where rumours originate usually give a good indication of whether they are true or not.


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    #109
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    This thread is sh/t

    There's no "may be" about that, in fairness.


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    #110
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Steve012 wrote: »
    Michelle Obama is a man! : O

    That's a rumor!

    Think the late Joan Rivers started that.


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    #111
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Climate change is made up!

    I never knew you were a member here Danny! :D


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    #112
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    If you are in McDonalds and humm their theme tune "da da da ta da" then staff have to reply "I'm lovin it! "

    Have yet to put this to the test....


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    #113
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,966 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Shatterproof rulers are a needless invention.
    Tell that to Alan Shatter.


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    #114
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    This man, may or may not have a thing for fishes...


    lrt7.gif

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    Troy McClure, fish f*cker.


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    #115
    The_Captain
    Registered Users Posts: 1,376 ✭✭✭The_Captain


    Some MCD events are really poor


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    #116
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,107 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    The OP has issues.

    Not your ornery onager



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    #117
    LordSutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,078 ✭✭✭✭LordSutch


    daveyeh wrote: »
    Rumours that may be true...

    I've heard Rumours that Fleetwood Mac are touring next year!

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    Rumours...


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    #118
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Walt Disney murdered Lindsay Lohan's twin.


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    #119
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Courteney Cox bleaches her butthole (hoop & hair)


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    #120
    daveyeh
    Registered Users Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    RTE star Bryan Dobson kept a fan under his desk to blow his farts towards Sharon.


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    #121
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    The only reason Tom Cruise joined Scientology was because John Travolta promised him free dance lessons.


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