Rumours that may be true...

daveyeh

Bob Holness played sax on the song Baker Street

Michael Jackson had a sexual relationship with someone

Bruno Mars has no sense of smell



Anyone care to add to the list?

Timberrrrrrrr

This thread is sh/t

Erik Shin

This thread will be closed sooner rather than later

god's toy

The owls are not what they seem.

daveyeh

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

This thread is sh/t

:rolleyes:

daveyeh

Erik Shin wrote: »

This thread will be closed sooner rather than later

This happens quite a lot to my threads

RayM

***** ******* Once ****ed ****** *****

Timberrrrrrrr

daveyeh wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Hey don't blame me! I didn't start the rumour

Birneybau

Wtf

longshanks

White collar crime goes unpunished.
The bigger the crime the more unpunished.

Erik Shin

daveyeh wrote: »

This happens quite a lot to my threads

I hear the mods have a pool going on who can close the most of your threads...the winner gets a week in Barbados paid for by the drug profits from adverts.ie

alan partridge aha

James Hewitt is Harry's father.

daveyeh

Leo Varadkar is a fully qualified level 10 Morris Dancer

daveyeh

Urban legends mostly start from rural areas

Hector Bellend

They took my job

Hector Bellend

Gay Byrne is highlander

daveyeh

'Biff' from back to the future was based on Donald Trump

daveyeh

Trash Metal band 'Slayer' were bullied in school

myshirt

If you don't fit in with the biased narrative set by liberal moderators, you will be removed from internet forum sites.

Hector Bellend

longshanks wrote: »

White collar crime goes unpunished.
The bigger the crime the more unpunished.

Are there different levels of unpunished?

heldel00

Daniel is Margo's son!!!

Bushmanpm

daveyeh wrote:

Anyone care to add to the list?

You got the first round in once

daveyeh

The teeny band 'New Kids on the Block' got their name from an abattoir which provided lamb chops for Michelin star restaurants in New York.

The_Valeyard

The clouds may be planning to attack.

freshpopcorn

Climate change is made up!

Lorelli!

I heard somewhere that Fleetwood mac called their album Rumours because of all the stories about the band including their serious cocaine abuse and secret affairs which were true

Hector Bellend

There was a guy, an underwater guy who controlled the sea who got killed by 10 million pounds of sludge from new york and new jersey

Hector Bellend

Lorelli! wrote: »

I heard somewhere that Fleetwood mac called their album Rumours because of all the stories about the band including their serious cocaine abuse and secret affairs which were true

Why didnt they call it facts?

daveyeh

The composer of the tune 'Happy Birthday' was committed to a mental institution in 1914.

Hector Bellend

daveyeh wrote: »

The composer of the tune 'Happy Birthday' was committed to a mental institution in 1914.

Hardly a surprise. Song drives me f*cking mad too.

Lorelli!

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Why didnt they call it facts?

Because they were either being witty or else in denial

greencap

They control hollywood.

5rtytry56

in before thread lock

Hector Bellend

Lorelli! wrote: »

Because they were either being witty or else in denial

Or delusional

daveyeh

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Hardly a surprise. Song drives me f*cking mad too.

Ironically, he hated people being happy, especially on their birthday. It was supposed to be sung in a spiteful sarcastic way.

Hector Bellend

greencap wrote: »

They control hollywood.

Them? Oh yeah them? Eh who?

Hector Bellend

daveyeh wrote: »

Ironically, he hated people being happy, especially on their birthday. It was supposed to be sung in a spiteful sarcastic way.

He nailed it.

daveyeh

Everyones favourite odd-ball, Sinead O'Connor, is genetically 86% egg.

daveyeh

'Fine Gael' translates literally as 'Laugh at the poor'

heldel00

heldel00 wrote: »

Daniel is Margo's son!!!

True. She had him when she was 10.

Hector Bellend

daveyeh wrote: »

Everyones favourite odd-ball, Sinead O'Connor, is genetically 86% egg.

I'd still ride her

5rtytry56

If you prefer Lindor eggs to Cadbury creme eggs you deserve all the criticism you get.
So what if a portion of Cadbury Creme eggs in the box come damaged?
It's still a great privilege for that bumblefvck shop to have even these on display!

Hector Bellend

daveyeh wrote: »

Bob Holness played sax on the song Baker Street

Michael Jackson had a sexual relationship with someone

Bruno Mars has no sense of smell



Anyone care to add to the list?

Yeah. I think we all know the sexual relationships he enjoyed the most (allegedly)

daveyeh

Sean O'Casey, writer of Juno & The Paycock, failed his Inter Cert English exam due to horrendous spelling mistakes.

daveyeh

Finbar Fury started his career as a Cage Fighter.

Hector Bellend

daveyeh wrote: »

Finbar Fury started his career as a Cage Fighter.

so did mary coughlan

daveyeh

Vic Reeves loves the smell of Meat Loafs concert tights.

daveyeh

UKIP members prefer the name 'Father Christmas' because 'Santa Claus' sounds too foreign.

maudgonner

University cafeterias will no longer serve black pudding because it's racist.

greencap

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Them? Oh yeah them? Eh who?

The ones that control the fed.

5rtytry56

If you're an Irish kid in the 4 - 12 age bracket and still are'nt in possession of a fidget - spinner then you're the societal dreggs.