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Rumours that may be true...

daveyeh

Bob Holness played sax on the song Baker Street

Michael Jackson had a sexual relationship with someone

Bruno Mars has no sense of smell

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daveyeh

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse

What a dick.

daveyeh

eisenberg1 wrote: »

How did they get a whales foreskin I hear you ask.

What the...?

How did you hear? :eek:

eisenberg1

daveyeh wrote: »

What the...?

How did you hear? :eek:

Fungi told me. He said they did it on porpoise

Right, where's me coat.

corner of hells

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Richard Gere had a gerbil removed from his arse

Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

daveyeh

corner of hells wrote: »

Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

Don't mind him, he's full of ****.

eisenberg1

corner of hells wrote: »

Has anyone got the gerbils side of story ?

His lips are sealed.

razorblunt

Parchment wrote: »

The thing about the Allen family....

Good shout, shenanigans afoot there no doubt.

LordSutch

The Black Knight?
Actually its not true, & in reality it was a dislodged space jacket from the ISS. (sorry to destroy the myth guys)!

clairewithani

Once in a queue at a local barbecue I overheard someone telling someone else about this woman having an affair with a friend's boyfriend. Was enjoying the gossip until I realised it was my sister they were talking about.

daveyeh

Bill Clintons sperm tastes like fried chicken.

DEFTLEFTHAND

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Fungi told me. He said they did it on porpoise

Right, where's me coat.

That bastard has been DEAD for going on 10 years.

Those cute Kerry hoors replaced him.

daveyeh

Shatterproof rulers are a needless invention.

By insinuating that rulers may shatter, they are encouraging the panic buying of nonsense.

waraf

The ducks in the bathroom are not mine

daveyeh

The Tardis in 'Doctor Who' didn't have a toilet.

Instead, he would just travel back in time to when he didn't need a ****e.

Steve012

Michelle Obama is a man! : O

That's a rumor!

Ulysses Gaze

Ted Koppel IS a robot.

Ipso

Steve012 wrote: »

Michelle Obama is a man! : O

That's a rumor!

The places where rumours originate usually give a good indication of whether they are true or not.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

This thread is sh/t

There's no "may be" about that, in fairness.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Steve012 wrote: »

Michelle Obama is a man! : O

That's a rumor!

Think the late Joan Rivers started that.

RhubarbCrumble

freshpopcorn wrote: »

Climate change is made up!

I never knew you were a member here Danny!

RiderOnTheStorm

If you are in McDonalds and humm their theme tune "da da da ta da" then staff have to reply "I'm lovin it! "

Have yet to put this to the test....

Capt'n Midnight

daveyeh wrote: »

Shatterproof rulers are a needless invention.

Tell that to Alan Shatter.

The_Valeyard

This man, may or may not have a thing for fishes...

Troy McClure, fish f*cker.

The_Captain

Some MCD events are really poor

Esel

The OP has issues.

LordSutch

daveyeh wrote: »

Rumours that may be true...

I've heard Rumours that Fleetwood Mac are touring next year!

Rumours...

daveyeh

Walt Disney murdered Lindsay Lohan's twin.

daveyeh

Courteney Cox bleaches her butthole (hoop & hair)

daveyeh

RTE star Bryan Dobson kept a fan under his desk to blow his farts towards Sharon.

Lorelli!

The only reason Tom Cruise joined Scientology was because John Travolta promised him free dance lessons.