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Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,574 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Was feeling tired all week, so organised that I had nothing to do today, now I'm bored.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    branie2 wrote: »
    Sometimes the ads before the film in the cinema go on for a bit too long for my liking.

    I remember a time when there was just a few trailers before a film. Now there's ads of Club orange, phones, car insurance. I do not want to see these on the very few times a year I go to the cinema. I can see that sh1t every night on the telly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Awake nearly all night, ugh.
    The rain and wind has me driven insane. I woke my boyfriend to tell him I couldn’t sleep. If he did that to me I’d go nuts.
    Have to go to Athenry in 3 hours.
    It’s my own fault for quitting the booze for a few weeks. I should be comatose right now.

    You woke up your boyfriend to tell him you couldn't sleep?

    Red card.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    erica74 wrote: »
    The soap in public bathrooms. It is not delicate on your hands, not one bit.

    Wet your hands before you put the soap on and it's less harsh :)

    TA that I've to go out tonight and I'd like to stay in with a fire and wine and movies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Trying to fry sausages all over...stop rolling around ye little fcukers.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Awake nearly all night, ugh.
    The rain and wind has me driven insane. I woke my boyfriend to tell him I couldn’t sleep. If he did that to me I’d go nuts.
    Have to go to Athenry in 3 hours.
    It’s my own fault for quitting the booze for a few weeks. I should be comatose right now.

    Mod-on behalf of downtrodden men everywhere. 24 hour thread ban.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Train back to Dublin is delayed and I'm at a ****ty cold station :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Conspectus wrote: »
    Mod-on behalf of downtrodden men everywhere. 24 thread ban.

    Which 24 threads?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Wet your hands before you put the soap on and it's less harsh :)

    TA that I've to go out tonight and I'd like to stay in with a fire and wine and movies.

    Ah yeah but it's still fucking rotten. I want fancy soap and hand creams in all public toilets. When I am president of the world that will be my first order of business, no walls, just soap and hand cream!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Just painted my nails and then remembered I was meant to change my bed before I did that. Sake.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    Just painted my nails and then remembered I was meant to change my bed before I did that. Sake.

    Argh so annoying!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,817 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    erica74 wrote: »
    Argh so annoying!!!

    Sounds like she's planning on pulling ;)

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    As I took something out of the fridge this morning I caught the egg box with my sleeve, tried to stop it but it opened on the fall down and the 3 eggs in it splattered everywhere.
    I am constantly absentmindedly removing my glasses and abandoning them. I can't find them then as am blind without them:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 957 ✭✭✭MuffinTop86


    I know, I’m a witch!
    I never did sleep after that, got the 8.40 train to Athenry to stand in the rain for an hour as there wasn’t anything open.
    Did my silly computer exams, came home and fell asleep.
    Was woken by my mum ringing me, so I had to try and sound normal because she doesn’t accept the concept of naps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,373 ✭✭✭selous


    I know, I’m a witch!
    I never did sleep after that, got the 8.40 train to Athenry to stand in the rain for an hour as there wasn’t anything open.
    Did my silly computer exams, came home and fell asleep.
    Was woken by my mum ringing me, so I had to try and sound normal because she doesn’t accept the concept of naps.

    KARMA!:cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,817 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    How about this..
    When you're on a company website and you click on the Contact Us tab to get their email address and the only means of digital contact is to fill out a bloody form!

    To thine own self be true



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,717 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    How about this..
    When you're on a company website and you click on the Contact Us tab to get their email address and the only means of digital contact is to fill out a bloody form!

    yes .
    and they don't have their address ,opening times, or phone no under the contact them section.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,717 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    double ta in this one

    when a tv show starts playing the credits while the last bit of the program is still showing . its ok when its useless recap stuff but not with actual new parts

    ta that they sometimes make the screen smaller and put the credits on the side

    second part ta. that a program like the above was on and I was trying to watch it when sky makes it even smaller and start talking rubbish about what's on next etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,717 ✭✭✭the_pen_turner


    mouse stopped working so now have to use the stupid pad. I hate the pad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    yes . and they don't have their address ,opening times, or phone no under the contact them section.

    What is it about Irish businesses producing catalogues or web sites with NO EFFEN PRICES!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Arrived at the gym today and made a dash from the car to the building to get in out of the rain, but in the process I ran straight into a puddle and absolutely drenched my right foot.

    I ended up holding my runner under the hand-dryer feeling so wrong for doing so but it was soaked and it's that kind of fabric that gets drenched easily; I could hardly do my work-out in wet footwear!

    TA'd that I was carrying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs from the counter-top to the kitchen table when the whole meal just slid straight off the plate and onto the floor, leaving me standing there looking bewildered.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,483 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Ffs people, you lose something, not fukcing loose something.

    Why did he lose his trousers?
    Because his trousers were too loose.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,232 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    cheesecake.jpg?itok=eGe40Tc0


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,141 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    If somebody takes something without your permission they have stolen it not robbed it
    The abbreviated form of et cetera is etc. not ect
    It's "should have" NOT "should of"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,058 ✭✭✭whoopsadoodles


    Sounds like she's planning on pulling ;)

    You're absolutely right.







    It did sound like that :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,410 ✭✭✭Poochie05


    People who arrive 2 minutes before the start at an event with unassigned seating and expect to be seated beside each other. Wandering up and down the aisle, asking is that one taken, get the staff involved, more wandering. Just sit down FFS.
    Arrive earlier if it's that important to you!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭shoegal1


    Wish that whoever has that voodoo doll of me would stop sticking pins in it. For wan day at least. :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭erica74


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Arrived at the gym today and made a dash from the car to the building to get in out of the rain, but in the process I ran straight into a puddle and absolutely drenched my right foot.

    I ended up holding my runner under the hand-dryer feeling so wrong for doing so but it was soaked and it's that kind of fabric that gets drenched easily; I could hardly do my work-out in wet footwear!

    TA'd that I was carrying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs from the counter-top to the kitchen table when the whole meal just slid straight off the plate and onto the floor, leaving me standing there looking bewildered.

    Lesson here is that going to the gym is a dangerous risky expedition. This would never happen you sitting on the couch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,207 ✭✭✭Bahanaman


    Not knowing what TA stands for when you've just started to follow a thread on boards.....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Bowlardo


    Many moons ago I bought a dolmio lasagne pack with the lasagne dish (the one that feeds 4-6)included. For all those year the lasagne sheets never fit in to the dish properly , as in it is two and half lasgane sheets across or two and half sheets down . This results in me breaking the lasagne sheets in half which i always makea a balls of as they shatter which then results in some overlap with the sheets on the lasagne.


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