Not The Annoyingly Trivial Things-Bitches be cray cray week.

whoopsadoodles

Widdershins wrote: »

Between dusk and dawn..you use your foglights at all times, between dusk and dawn.

Foglights?

TA at people who use foglights when there's no fog!

Widdershins

Just a little attempt at a joke...

whoopsadoodles

Widdershins wrote: »

Just a little attempt at a joke...

Phew!

northgirl

tomwaits48 wrote: »

was late getting home on Saturday afternoon from somewhere and needed to grab a quick roll for lunch. The Q in the local subway always takes ages but this once I said to myself, stop being so impatient and q like a normal person,it can't be that bad.....got there, only 1 before me in the Q, "Hoorah" I thought....guy orders....."4 kids subs, and 1 adult footlong"....I nearly died....there was only 1 guy behind the counter....I stood there fuming for close to 12 minutes...

Quite a fitting username for that one

Ted_YNWA

foxy farmer wrote:

At a funeral/burial today. In the cemetery 2 old codgers behind me kept yapping away during the prayers. Someone behind me shushed them 3or 4 times but they carried on regardless. They were even laughing. I could see people turning their heads to see who it was. Disgraceful carry on.

Laugh back & say, "you're next"

New Home

Works even better if you're holding a weapon while you say it.

MuffinTop86

Some older guy who lives upstairs keeps stealing my lighters and it's seriously annoying.

Boom_Bap

Muscle ache and I've done 0 exercise.

LadyMacBeth_

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Muscle ache and I've done 0 exercise.

Well well well. It seems that the time has come for me to return that massage favour. Groin area bothering you is it?

TA'd that I'm in bad form for no reason, I'm annoying myself!

Boom_Bap

LadyMacBeth_ wrote: »

Well well well. It seems that the time has come for me to return that massage favour. Groin area bothering you is it?

TA'd that I'm in bad form for no reason, I'm annoying myself!

TA'd that if I respond to this with a casual quip that I'll be forever known as the boards creep.

BBDBB

TA theres no happy ending :-(

Surreptitious

Rang Sky and asked for my current package to be reviewed as the six month's offer was up. Guy was polite on the phone then told me there were no more offers available at this time. I told him I can't afford to pay full price, he gets all narky 'I'm only doing my job blah blah'. I told him cancel one of the deals so I can always come back and try to get it some other time. He told me to hold the line then he comes back, 'oh actually I do see an offer coming up there'. Turns out now I will be paying less in the future (TH).
But TA, why didn't he just tell me that in the first place besides making me wait 25 minutes? They obviously get commission or some craic to keep you on the line but still like.

IamtheWalrus

TA: This TA thing.

KERSPLAT!

This is not aimed at you S but your post reminded me of it.

People who sign up for contracts and then expect to be let out of them and go bananas when the company they signed up with make it difficult! You enjoyed your free iPhone and half price bill for 6 months but now it's up to the normal price, which you were fully aware of when signing up, you don't want to pay it. **** off.

retro:electro

Growing out a fringe. I got a fringe cut last week and forgot how much they don't suit me. I look like Dennis the menace

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA: Anna reminded me in need my annual haircut. I too once got a fringe. Unfortunately my hair is naturally curly and very fine. I have loads of it but it's baby fine. When I straighten it (all the time) it's poker straight. A poker straight fine fringe is not a good look. It parted in the centre like a set of curtains.
Double TA at that hairdresser destroying a masterpiece such as myself

LadyMacBeth_

anna080 wrote: »

Growing out a fringe. I got a fringe cut last week and forgot how much they don't suit me. I look like Dennis the menace

I've a massive forehead on me like Pennnywise the clown. I try to cover it up with a fringe but what happens to Lexie happens to me, it just parts in the middle. TA'd that my for forehead is too big for a fringe. You have no idea what kind of fringe envy I have when I see a girl out and about with a lovely full fringe just staying put on her head and mine is blowing all over the place and I look like I have a mullet.

nearzero

An unbearable co-worker is leaving (everyone so delighted!) but her unbearable-ness is now off the chart..... of course no one wants the headache of dealing with her cause she is leaving.

razorblunt

Boom_Bap wrote: »

All the cool kids are doing aural sex these days.

I heard about that.

Moving house this week and I ran out of shampoo in the shower. Stood in the nip in the spare room looking at the collection of boxes with our stuff trying to guess which one has the bathroom stuff. The wife walks past and says "just use the one in your gym bag". I was 4 boxes aka incorrect guesses deep at the time.

KatW4

I have lots of TA's this morning.

I wear 5 rings and I forgot to put them on this morning. It feels very strange without them.

I forgot my sunglasses this morning and it's a sunny day so far.

I spilled my coffee all over my car seat and on the my leg. It's gone cold now and it's the most disgusting feeling in the world.

Boom_Bap

People who don't fill and boil the kettle after they use the last drop in a shared environment.

jennyhayes123

Sitting in Dr surgery. 5 spare seats and a woman comes in and sits beside me. Just unnecessary

OldNotWIse

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Foglights?

TA at people who use foglights when there's no fog!

I use them when there is no fog.... when someone is driving up my backside.

northgirl

jennyhayes123 wrote: »

Sitting in Dr surgery. 5 spare seats and a woman comes in and sits beside me. Just unnecessary

I'd move.

Widdershins

Impatient people, can't deal with them. The minute I see an eye roll or a huff my blood starts boiling. Everyone else suppresses their feeling of boredom/frustration/ irritation and makes the effort to be understanding and get the job done but then you get one gob****e who lets you know just how put out they are. What makes them more important?
I have no patience for it!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

TA - was late for work this morning because of a spider incident in the bathroom
TA - was in the bathroom last night when a spider so big and dark ran on the ground I thought it was a mouse.
TA - I'm a grumpy cow
TA - every time I log into facebook I see posts from local animal shelter about abused dogs and hurt dogs and I think of my own dogs and my eyes start streaming by themselves thinking of my dogs at home by themselves today and then about the day that comes when I won't have my dogs and I feel proper sad.
Why can't people look after animals and not have dogs if they won't mind them and make them happy. People think I'm a freak with my dogs but they only have a little life and deserve the best life they can have and then there's other dogs out there who aren't loved or minded or even treated kindly.
TA - being a prostitute of feelings one week every month, I hate it.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Being a hypocrite. I sit waiting for my phone to stop ringing so I can text them and ask why they're calling me. But I HATE IT when people don't answer my calls before the 5th ring.

Also, people who's job it is to answer phones and don't answer phones

mewe

Widdershins wrote:

Impatient people, can't deal with them. I have no patience for it!

Haha

Widdershins

mewe wrote: »

Haha

I know...but I'm not a saint with eternal patience. Some situations and people deserve patience, it can be a strain and the limit is reached when someone cannot be bothered to try to be patient when it's straining everyone else to do so.

jiltloop

whoopsadoodles wrote: »

Foglights?

TA at people who use foglights when there's no fog!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-wSRYbWJvU