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Shan's Stygian Shack of Shenanigans (Lair Thread)

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    #2072
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth


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    #2073
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Did you grow up on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.


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    #2074
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong.


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    #2075
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight!


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    #2076
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention


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    #2077
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.


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    #2078
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.


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    #2079
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.


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    #2080
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.


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    #2081
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.


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    #2082
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.


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    #2083
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.


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    #2084
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!


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    #2085
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"


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    #2086
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants!


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    #2087
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!


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    #2088
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.


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    #2089
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    I'm stopping. They worked. I'm so happy:)


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    #2090
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    That was some barrage of them lad *phew*


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    #2091
    Lithium93_
    Registered Users Posts: 48,990 ✭✭✭✭Lithium93_


    Some of Spuds one liners, got me in stitches laughing.


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    #2092
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?.


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    #2093
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Lithium93_ wrote: »
    Some of Spuds one liners, got me in stitches laughing.

    They got me more than that, iykwim ;)


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    #2094
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Gremlinertia wrote:
    If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?.

    If I swore your were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight.




    Jaysus Shpud, that is some collection.


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    #2095
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Been a fun night, if not a bit cringe at times! :P


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    #2096
    Ted_YNWA
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    How many of us will be trying out a few later.


    Who will get the most slaps.


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    #2097
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I have never once used a line (to my knowledge) i was never ever the type, way too wallflower, perhaps even running away :o


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    #2098
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Same, most sound cringe in real life.

    A friend of mine used:

    Are you Jamaican?
    Cause you Jamaican me crazy.


    Was hard to keep a straight face.


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    #2099
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Effin beetroot for them.. Most of the time i don't even believe people actually use these funny enough..


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    #2100
    Shpudnik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,581 ✭✭✭Shpudnik


    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    Effin beetroot for them.. Most of the time i don't even believe people actually use these funny enough..

    I do


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    #2101
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 59,753 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I get that people do use them, it's just my shyness or embarrassment is so strong i just can't relate it to real life..


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