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I want to join a cult

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    #62
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSpOjj4YD8c


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    #63
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I think the leader one is much better..

    Blisstonia


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    #64
    HugsiePie
    Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    I think the leader one is much better..

    Blisstonia

    But did it have a catchy song? ;)


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    #65
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    Royal Family now that is Cult.


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    #66
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    But did it have a catchy song? ;)

    Yes from my post a little back na na na na na bat man na na na na batman I mean leader....


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    #67
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    garda pulse records in Thurles co Tipperary Join this Cult.


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    #68
    twowheelsonly
    Registered Users Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    I'm betting that the OP is a self-entitled Celtic Cub.

    Back in my day we had to start our own cult. Get off your arse and do something for yourself will ya. :p


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    #69
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,369 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I'll paraphrase Groucho Marx - I don't want to belong to any cult that will accept people like me as a member.


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    #70
    mayo4sam2017
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    man utd supporters


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    #71
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Move to north Korea. Kim Jong IL is your only man for cult joining.


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    #72
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    Join one of those ones where women go around in the nip and you're guarranted the ride.


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    #73
    Tilikum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Tilikum


    Why would you join one when you can start your own ffs. Then you can have a heap of wives/mistress.


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    #74
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    Set up your own; Temptamperumians.


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    #75
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Whats the best way to monetarist a cult.........and who would be good to copy...

    And how to you stop it getting it to big...I want an easily managed cult.....


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    #76
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    I thought I was a cult figure for years, until I got my ears syringed. :(


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    #77
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Iona institute.

    I've recently discovered their spokeswoman is hot as fúck. (Can't really see her being too keen on a bit of the auld pre-marital mind, but you never know, gods loophole and all that:D)


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    #78
    Subcomandante Marcos
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,683 ✭✭✭Subcomandante Marcos


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.

    Join the Mormons, move to Salt Lake City, they'll help you get residency, hook you up with a decent job, provide a support network. Mental religion though.


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    #79
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Subcomandante Marcos wrote: »
    Join the Mormons, move to Salt Lake City, they'll help you get residency, hook you up with a decent job, provide a support network. Mental religion though.

    When you start to get confused
    Because of thoughts in your head
    Don't feel those feelings!
    Hold them in instead

    Turn it off, like a light switch
    Just go click!
    It's a cool little Mormon trick!
    We do it all the time
    When you're feeling certain feels
    That just don't feel right
    Treat those pesky feelings
    Like a reading light

    And turn 'em off
    Like a light switch, just go BAP!
    Really, whats so hard about that?
    Turn it off!


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    #80
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    psychomantis wrote: »
    ISIS are hiring

    And firing.Should probably rearrange the HR dept.Its a cutthroat game their at,headhunting somebody from a different outfit. The pension plan is great I hear. Forty virgins in heaven to me sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me. That said, I've forty virgins at my disposal five days a week,and tempting as their package may be,I consider my current position as a primary school gym teacher as a vocation,I'm not sweating my balls off for the money.


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    #81
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,732 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Priesthood bud
    Free socks for life.
    Sweeeeeeeeeeet!


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    #82
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Panthro wrote: »
    Priesthood bud
    Free socks for life.
    Sweeeeeeeeeeet!

    Black socks?


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    #83
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Iona institute.

    I've recently discovered their spokeswoman is hot as fúck. (Can't really see her being too keen on a bit of the auld pre-marital mind, but you never know, gods loophole and all that:D)
    Maria Steen? She's a bit flinty eyed tho.


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    #84
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Yvon Eht Nioj


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    #85
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0


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    #86
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Not until you eat your vegetables.


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    #87
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Black socks?

    No they shaft you every time.....

    They aren't black they are very very very very very dark blue.

    Looks like rain ted...


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    #88
    imme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    The palmerians looks like a decent crew

    Google them , the guy who became their Pope and then did a legger with a boot load of dosh

    Think he got married then or was that a different pope who stopped being pope either way they give many more substantial religious orgs a run for their money in the scandal stakes.


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    #89
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Would you have to be a tax exile to be a good Cult............


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    #90
    jjbrien
    Registered Users Posts: 2,678 ✭✭✭jjbrien


    Swing by Scientology on Abbey St, with Tom Cruise as their spokesman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0


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    #91
    indioblack
    Registered Users Posts: 1,936 ✭✭✭indioblack


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.
    I have a colleague at work who wants to start his own religion if you're interested. He plans to have all the devices of a religion - with one exception. There must be no god.
    Another colleague wants me to join his religion. One of his beliefs is that the earth is flat.
    Do either of these two appeal to you?


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