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I want to join a cult

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    #32
    JimmyTClarke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭JimmyTClarke


    The Palmarians are a good beginner cult. They're a Catholic splinter group, so you won't have to step too far outside of the Irish Catholic comfort zone. Yet they're ever so slightly more insane, with far less members. So you'll get to experience the exclusiveness and paranoia that comes with your average cult.


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    #33
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    The Jehovah's Witnesses are recruiting constantly around Dublin 15 and North Kildare. I pass by Coolmine train station in the morning and you see them around there regularly. I've often thought about going to one of their events to see how they work their pitch but never gotten round to it.


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    #34
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    There a Second Cult in Ireland it Called Fianna Fail Brown Shirts . Ask Willie O Dea for Application Form Best of Luck.


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    #35
    Bananaleaf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Bananaleaf


    JimmyTClarke wrote: »
    The Palmarians are a good beginner cult. They're a Catholic splinter group, so you won't have to step too far outside of the Irish Catholic comfort zone. Yet they're ever so slightly more insane, with far less members. So you'll get to experience the exclusiveness and paranoia that comes with your average cult.

    Am impressed that someone here knows of the Palmarians. They might be too expensive for the OP though


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    #36
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Berserker wrote: »
    The Jehovah's Witnesses are recruiting constantly around Dublin 15 and North Kildare. I pass by Coolmine train station in the morning and you see them around there regularly. I've often thought about going to one of their events to see how they work their pitch but never gotten round to it.

    Had a chat to them before while waiting for a train. Actually quite pleasant and nice people. No interest on joining any groups, but was nice to hear their perspective on things.


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    #37
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Are you familiar with Baileyism? For the month of April there's an introductory offer for new members of 50quid,to sweeten the deal you get a tenner back for recruiting another member. If you manage to recruit 20 new members you get to attend a banquet in the leaders pyramid. It's not a scheme like most cults


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    #38
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Try your local Tidy Towns Committee- You'll never have free-will again, ever!


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    #39
    LirW
    Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Satanism ofc - these blokes are truly class, not kidding.


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    #40
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    Had a chat to them before while waiting for a train. Actually quite pleasant and nice people. No interest on joining any groups, but was nice to hear their perspective on things.

    Ah yeah, they look like decent people. They are at that station an awful lot, so they must be getting some success there.


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    #41
    Are Am Eye
    Registered Users Posts: 2,166 ✭✭✭Are Am Eye


    *Sardonic reference to group or organisation I don't approve of being a cult.


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    #42
    Beyondgone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,166 ✭✭✭Beyondgone


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.

    Join the Guards. Sounds like just what you're looking for. They'll even pay you.


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    #43
    Jobs OXO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 887 ✭✭✭Jobs OXO


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.

    Try Sinn Fein


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    #44
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    I Was going to Join the Cult Labour Party but Joan Burton put me off.


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    #45
    Jodotman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 182 ✭✭Jodotman


    Become a priest.


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    #46
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    Those Harry Chrissnass seem a great bunch of cults,
    always singing and dancing around, doing some sort of conga dance.
    They do a mean mix of free veggie food (music festivals) and great big tents.

    Best of all, no worries with picking suitable attire, just lob an orange jump suit every day.
    Once even met a hot lady one, handing out 'free books' in the city-centre,
    when I say free, it was subject to a cash transfer/exchange of 10 notes.


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    #47
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    Become a vegan.


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    #48
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    The Irish Cricket Team. seem to be a Cult


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    #49
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    ***** Freemasons I am One*****


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    #50
    JimmyTClarke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭JimmyTClarke


    Bananaleaf wrote: »
    Am impressed that someone here knows of the Palmarians. They might be too expensive for the OP though

    That's a good point, Bananaleaf. I do believe that a significant percentage of all members' income must be 'donated' to the church. I suppose it must be difficult for Joseph Odermatt, sorry, I meant Pope Peter III to maintain his very own Spanish 'Vatican', especially when he doesn't have the numbers to rely on voluntary contributions.


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    #51
    Bananaleaf
    Registered Users Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Bananaleaf


    Have you heard about my trapezoid scheme?


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    #52
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    And how much is this free weekend.....


    How much will it cost.....


    Na na na bat man na na na na bat man I mean leader....


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    #53
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    When Enda is going to meet his master on the next state visit to North Korea Kim Chun -Go . Now There is Cult for You . Now Enda is the Cult in case your getting Confused.


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    #54
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,050 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    please helpThank YOU wrote: »
    ***** Freemasons I am One*****

    I thought they were all mad?

    Oh, wait...

    Not your ornery onager



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    #55
    psychomantis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭psychomantis


    ISIS are hiring


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    #56
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Jodotman wrote: »
    Become a priest.
    Pffft, and have to work on Christmas day?


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    #57
    Pinch Flat
    Registered Users Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    kbannon wrote: »
    Pffft, and have to work on Christmas day?

    Not a satanic one though, surely?


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    #58
    BorneTobyWilde
    Registered Users Posts: 35,814 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Sounds like you need to commit a serious crime, and then let the free room and board start, complete with sky tv and 3 free meals a day.


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    #59
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Boards.ie - Now Ye're Cultin'


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    #60
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Could always join a gang. They do have a diverse and unequal opportunity .....


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    #61
    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    RTE1 are a Cult.


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