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I want to join a cult

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  • 11-04-2017 6:12pm
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    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭


    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.


    Join the mormans


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    Allinall
    Registered Users Posts: 6,570 ✭✭✭Allinall


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Join the mormans

    Or the army.


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    pjohnson
    Registered Users Posts: 23,287 ✭✭✭✭pjohnson


    Fine Gael?


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    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,055 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Aren't the Catholic Church just as bad as the rest of the money loving churches?
    Plus you won't have to kill those who Slaggyford it!


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    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Tony Quinn is your only man


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    kbannon wrote: »
    Aren't the Catholic Church just as bad as the rest of the money loving churches?
    Plus you won't have to kill those who Slaggyford it!

    Kill you say... Torture was our game but kill does sound a lot more efficient.


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    Rightwing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,101 ✭✭✭Rightwing


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Join the mormans

    Full of morons.


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Rightwing wrote: »
    Full of morons.

    Morphmans


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    tayto lover
    Registered Users Posts: 51,652 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Join the I.C.A.


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    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,050 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Join the mormans

    The Norman No-mates are better.

    Not your ornery onager



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    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Try Atheist Ireland.


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    A Little Pony
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,875 ✭✭✭A Little Pony


    Sinn Fein. Got the perfect cult leader Gerry Adams leading them with fantastic economic policies.


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    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    The Stonecutters...


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Ramon Ryan's gona give it to ya.

    Green party would be ideal op.


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The GAA


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    HamsterFace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 832 ✭✭✭HamsterFace


    Are there any free love cults? That'd be class...


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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users Posts: 12,425 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Isn't boarda a cult?


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    HamsterFace wrote: »
    Are there any free love cults? That'd be class...

    Get a sandwich board and write free hugs on it... Sorted.


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    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    Health and fitness forum this way OP>>>>>>>>


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    happypants
    Registered Users Posts: 280 ✭✭happypants


    frag420 wrote: »
    Health and fitness forum this way OP>>>>>>>>

    Yes!


    How do you know someone does crossfit?...

    Cause they'll tell you they do crossfit.


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    DontThankMe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭DontThankMe


    Isis seem like they have been growing in popularity over the last few years maybe you should jump on that bandwagon they seem like a nice bunch of fellas.


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    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.
    Everything that you do in the future may already have happened.......something to do with all of time and all of space existing at the same time..... Einsteins space and time and relativity.....

    Can anyone prove that free will actually exists....?


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    HamsterFace wrote: »
    Are there any free love cults? That'd be class...

    Daughters of Charity my do you.


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    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Run for a government party. There's a shower of cults in there to keep you company.


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    Luggnuts
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 106 ✭✭Luggnuts


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.

    Please say that this is a (albeit tasteless) joke.

    Are you OK?


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    nhunter100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭nhunter100


    Pick any religion they're all cults.. hope I spelt it right.


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    please helpThank YOU
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,390 ✭✭✭please helpThank YOU


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.
    You could Join The Cult Fine Gael Blue Shirts party .:D:)


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    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    If you're willing to give me all your money you can join my cult.


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    Lisha
    Registered Users Posts: 8,693 ✭✭✭Lisha


    Get married OP, you'll never make a decision by yourself ever again.


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    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
    Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
    I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

    I'm just so sick of free will.

    Join a Union


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