I want to join a cult

Temptamperu

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

punisher5112

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

Join the mormans

Allinall

punisher5112 wrote: »

Join the mormans

Or the army.

pjohnson

Fine Gael?

Seth Brundle

Aren't the Catholic Church just as bad as the rest of the money loving churches?
Plus you won't have to kill those who Slaggyford it!

suicide_circus

Tony Quinn is your only man

punisher5112

kbannon wrote: »

Aren't the Catholic Church just as bad as the rest of the money loving churches?
Plus you won't have to kill those who Slaggyford it!

Kill you say... Torture was our game but kill does sound a lot more efficient.

Rightwing

punisher5112 wrote: »

Join the mormans

Full of morons.

punisher5112

Rightwing wrote: »

Full of morons.

Morphmans

tayto lover

Join the I.C.A.

Esel

punisher5112 wrote: »

Join the mormans

The Norman No-mates are better.

The_Valeyard

Try Atheist Ireland.

A Little Pony

Sinn Fein. Got the perfect cult leader Gerry Adams leading them with fantastic economic policies.

Erik Shin

The Stonecutters...

punisher5112

Ramon Ryan's gona give it to ya.

Green party would be ideal op.

Your Face

The GAA

HamsterFace

Are there any free love cults? That'd be class...

Mr.Crinklewood

Isn't boarda a cult?

punisher5112

HamsterFace wrote: »

Are there any free love cults? That'd be class...

Get a sandwich board and write free hugs on it... Sorted.

frag420

Health and fitness forum this way OP>>>>>>>>

happypants

frag420 wrote: »

Health and fitness forum this way OP>>>>>>>>

Yes!


How do you know someone does crossfit?...

Cause they'll tell you they do crossfit.

DontThankMe

Isis seem like they have been growing in popularity over the last few years maybe you should jump on that bandwagon they seem like a nice bunch of fellas.

blinding

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

Everything that you do in the future may already have happened.......something to do with all of time and all of space existing at the same time..... Einsteins space and time and relativity.....

Can anyone prove that free will actually exists....?

corner of hells

HamsterFace wrote: »

Are there any free love cults? That'd be class...

Daughters of Charity my do you.

Odyssey 2005

Run for a government party. There's a shower of cults in there to keep you company.

Luggnuts

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

Please say that this is a (albeit tasteless) joke.

Are you OK?

nhunter100

Pick any religion they're all cults.. hope I spelt it right.

please helpThank YOU

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

You could Join The Cult Fine Gael Blue Shirts party .:D:)

Canis Lupus

If you're willing to give me all your money you can join my cult.

Lisha

Get married OP, you'll never make a decision by yourself ever again.

Ulysses Gaze

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

Join a Union

JimmyTClarke

The Palmarians are a good beginner cult. They're a Catholic splinter group, so you won't have to step too far outside of the Irish Catholic comfort zone. Yet they're ever so slightly more insane, with far less members. So you'll get to experience the exclusiveness and paranoia that comes with your average cult.

Berserker

The Jehovah's Witnesses are recruiting constantly around Dublin 15 and North Kildare. I pass by Coolmine train station in the morning and you see them around there regularly. I've often thought about going to one of their events to see how they work their pitch but never gotten round to it.

please helpThank YOU

There a Second Cult in Ireland it Called Fianna Fail Brown Shirts . Ask Willie O Dea for Application Form Best of Luck.

Bananaleaf

JimmyTClarke wrote: »

The Palmarians are a good beginner cult. They're a Catholic splinter group, so you won't have to step too far outside of the Irish Catholic comfort zone. Yet they're ever so slightly more insane, with far less members. So you'll get to experience the exclusiveness and paranoia that comes with your average cult.

Am impressed that someone here knows of the Palmarians. They might be too expensive for the OP though

The_Valeyard

Berserker wrote: »

The Jehovah's Witnesses are recruiting constantly around Dublin 15 and North Kildare. I pass by Coolmine train station in the morning and you see them around there regularly. I've often thought about going to one of their events to see how they work their pitch but never gotten round to it.

Had a chat to them before while waiting for a train. Actually quite pleasant and nice people. No interest on joining any groups, but was nice to hear their perspective on things.

harry Bailey esq

Are you familiar with Baileyism? For the month of April there's an introductory offer for new members of 50quid,to sweeten the deal you get a tenner back for recruiting another member. If you manage to recruit 20 new members you get to attend a banquet in the leaders pyramid. It's not a scheme like most cults

Try your local Tidy Towns Committee- You'll never have free-will again, ever!

LirW

Satanism ofc - these blokes are truly class, not kidding.

Berserker

The_Valeyard wrote: »

Had a chat to them before while waiting for a train. Actually quite pleasant and nice people. No interest on joining any groups, but was nice to hear their perspective on things.

Ah yeah, they look like decent people. They are at that station an awful lot, so they must be getting some success there.

Are Am Eye

*Sardonic reference to group or organisation I don't approve of being a cult.

Beyondgone

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

Join the Guards. Sounds like just what you're looking for. They'll even pay you.

Jobs OXO

Temptamperu wrote: »

I need something that will take away all autonomy and cut out family and old friends.
Im too poor for scientology so if you know any free ones that take control of your entire life let me know.
I dont mind at all if its a suicide cult either.

I'm just so sick of free will.

Try Sinn Fein

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I Was going to Join the Cult Labour Party but Joan Burton put me off.

Jodotman

Become a priest.

4068ac1elhodqr

Those Harry Chrissnass seem a great bunch of cults,
always singing and dancing around, doing some sort of conga dance.
They do a mean mix of free veggie food (music festivals) and great big tents.

Best of all, no worries with picking suitable attire, just lob an orange jump suit every day.
Once even met a hot lady one, handing out 'free books' in the city-centre,
when I say free, it was subject to a cash transfer/exchange of 10 notes.

Pinch Flat

Become a vegan.

please helpThank YOU

The Irish Cricket Team. seem to be a Cult

please helpThank YOU

***** Freemasons I am One*****

JimmyTClarke

Bananaleaf wrote: »

Am impressed that someone here knows of the Palmarians. They might be too expensive for the OP though

That's a good point, Bananaleaf. I do believe that a significant percentage of all members' income must be 'donated' to the church. I suppose it must be difficult for Joseph Odermatt, sorry, I meant Pope Peter III to maintain his very own Spanish 'Vatican', especially when he doesn't have the numbers to rely on voluntary contributions.

Bananaleaf

Have you heard about my trapezoid scheme?