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Now Ye're Talking - to an Irish escort

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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,423 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    where are the men allowed to cum?

    Inside the condom she requires them all to wear.

    'Sake.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Well when i worked behind a coffee counter it was hard not to drink the good stuff at home .......


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Have any of your clients ever asked you to 'become exclusive' as it were?

    i assume not, and your answer would be no, but just wondering.

    And what would you do if they did ask? Would you tell them you can't see them any more?

    No they haven't
    I wouldn't stop seeing them once they didn't get too clingy.
    At the end of the day if I started dating one of these guys they would see that I'm not the same person outside of my work.
    It's an act I have to keep up on front of them


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭slovakchick


    what if they cant cum using a condom??
    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Inside the condom she requires them all to wear.

    'Sake.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    .red. wrote: »
    Thanks,
    One other thing.
    If a lad books a certain time do you set a timer. If he goes on a bit long or wants to go again and half ways thru the time is up what happens? Does he get pushed off and out the door or what?

    Yes timer is always set to go off five mins before their time is up so they know how long they have left. The majority of guys never need the timer thou lol


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    what if they cant cum using a condom??

    If they can't cum while using a condom they should stay at home sort themselves out and save their money !!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭RubyGlee


    You mentioned your a good actress. Do you think the men believe that you are actually attracted to them? Would they really care?


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Yes timer is always set to go off five mins before their time is up so they know how long they have left. The majority of guys never need the timer thou lol

    Do any of them finish before you even set the timer?ðŸ˜


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Bear Cube wrote: »
    Why not just try being yourself, do you really need to keep up the act with your regulars?

    I am myself to a certain extent !! But having to smile and let them think they are unreal and they are my favourite guy in the world is an act , that's what I mean


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,423 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Colser wrote:
    Do any of them finish before you even set the timer?ðŸ˜

    She's answered this about three times already.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Colser wrote: »
    Do any of them finish before you even set the timer?ðŸ˜

    :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    RubyGlee wrote: »
    You mentioned your a good actress. Do you think the men believe that you are actually attracted to them? Would they really care?

    Yip I'm 100% sure they do believe it !! They keep coming back for their ego boost


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    She's answered this about three times already.

    I've followed the thread from the start but it was a joke as it happens..


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭TCDStudent1


    Going back to the beginning, you mentioned the first time was when a guy from a dating site offered you money. When was the next time? Did you advertise on a website after that or were there other interactions in between where the opportunity arose?

    In years to come, do you think there's a possibility that you will regret becoming an escort?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 200 ✭✭slovakchick


    Are the married clients more into atypical role play sex than the unmarried ones who prob only want to cum in the missionary position?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Wrongway1985


    Going back to the beginning, you mentioned the first time was when a guy from a dating site offered you money. When was the next time? Did you advertise on a website after that or were there other interactions in between where the opportunity arose?

    In years to come, do you think there's a possibility that you will regret becoming an escort?

    She's defo answered the top part she spent about year thinking about it before going ahead and advertising on a website.


  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    ....... wrote: »
    How do you hide the money?

    Its seems like a huge sum to be handling on a yearly basis (maybe 50k?) in cash.

    Would the revenue not be asking questions if you lodge it to your bank account?

    Would big ticket purchases like holidays and cars not be surprised to be paid in used notes?

    If anything I think it seems like very little to be earning to do your job (although you do only do it part time) but way too much to successfully hide from the tax man.

    I've answered this before
    I wouldn't lodge big amounts into my bank
    People pay for holidays and cars in cash all the time
    It's not a lot of money after my bills are paid weekly, costs are covered and shopping Is done be it clothes, hair and beauty appointments etc


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Bear Cube wrote: »
    If any of your regulars died would it affect you emotionally outside of the financial impact?

    As long as they had a happy ending...


  • Registered Users Posts: 430 ✭✭Doodoo


    If family and/or friends found out would you carry on?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    I don't want to sound rude but I've been honest in all my answers. If you are new to the thread please go back and read it fully before asking questions. It gets a bit annoying having spend two days answering questions and then someone decides to join in and asks what they want which was probably answered 20 pages back so if I ignore questions from now on it's for that reason.
    I've no problem answering new questions x


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,897 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Wow, I went away for an hour and this thread has gone.... weird :rolleyes:

    You have great patience, Lara!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭c6ysaphjvqw41k


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Wow, I went away for an hour and this thread has gone.... weird :rolleyes:

    You have great patience, Lara!

    Yip I agree. Time to go make myself a cuppa!


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  • Boards.ie Employee Posts: 12,597 ✭✭✭✭✭Boards.ie: Niamh
    Boards.ie Community Manager


    I've just had to delete a number of off-topic and inappropriate posts; let's stay on topic here please.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Yip I agree. Time to go make myself a cuppa!

    I think we are finally getting to the bones of this AMA, this is probably the question that everyone is afraid to ask, but it has to be done. Barrys or Lyons tea?


  • Registered Users Posts: 308 ✭✭GypsyByName


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I think we are finally getting to the bones of this AMA, this is probably the question that everyone is afraid to ask, but it has to be done. Barrys or Lyons tea?

    this was asked


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,243 ✭✭✭secman


    HeidiHeidi wrote: »
    Wow,

    You have great patience, Lara!
    Cums with the job :) pun intended.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 282 ✭✭LaraLushhhhh


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I think we are finally getting to the bones of this AMA, this is probably the question that everyone is afraid to ask, but it has to be done. Barrys or Lyons tea?

    This too has been asked before :D:D:D but since it's a really important question I don't mind answering again ...... I don't mind once it's decaf


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