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Asking a girl out in a mad way

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    #242
    Shurimgreat
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    I'm guessing the OP is now in a blissful relationship with the girl in question and has no time to update us, or his internet access was taken away as one of the restraining order terms. :D


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    #243
    BBDBB
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    he took the bait and is now chained up in her cellar


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    #244
    dan1895
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    Looks like she's taken away his internet privelages. Lets hope he wasn't planning any weekends away to Amsterdam with the lads.


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    #245
    InTheAttic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 85 ✭✭InTheAttic


    This thread is the biggest anti-climax ever!

    I'm off to listen to Joe Duffy.


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    #246
    martyos121
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    Did face kicker get to her first?


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    #247
    archer22
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    This is like a Grandpa Simpson story....keeps going on forever but goes nowhere.


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    #248
    djan
    Registered Users Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭djan


    Well this was a let down!

    *apologies to those thinking this was an update xo


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    #249
    Bummer1234
    Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭Bummer1234


    djan wrote: »
    Well this was a let down!

    *apologies to those thinking this was an update xo

    Feck ya djan! :pac::D


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    #250
    zzfh
    Registered Users Posts: 318 ✭✭zzfh


    We are very disappointed in you op. Tut tut.


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    #251
    archer22
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    The OP could at least tell us what day the court case is....and if he would like us to be character witnesses's for him.


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    #252
    Beta Ray Bill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,562 ✭✭✭Beta Ray Bill


    mahamageehad wrote: »
    Bump! Desoh, what happened??? No update?

    Just reread the whole thread

    @Desoh c'mon buddy!
    Give us the Scoop?

    Did it go down swimmingly or float like a lead brick?
    Did she call you back or security?
    Did ya go for Coffee or to the Local Garda Station?

    We NEEEEED to know


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    #253
    [Deleted User]
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    Or at least make something up


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    #254
    Beta Ray Bill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,562 ✭✭✭Beta Ray Bill


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Or at least make something up

    Exactly,
    We don't care if it's real or not

    Just say you sent in the warrior and be done with it! :pac:


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    #255
    Laois_Man
    Registered Users Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    FFS Desoh. You didn't have to create chaos for the whole city just coz she said 4oook off ya ugly biller

    https://www.rte.ie/news/dublin/2017/0323/861937-dublin-luas-arrest/


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    #256
    _Whimsical_
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    I'm betting she read about it here and then never appeared on the train again.


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    #257
    kunst nugget
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Or at least make something up

    Desoh asked the girl out in a mad way. She rejected his advances. Heartbroken, he threw himself in front of the train… his last words were 'Why did I let myself get egged on by Boards.ie!?!?!'


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    #258
    Capt'n Midnight
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    worded wrote: »
    What's the worst that's going to happen? She hits the emergency stop button ?

    https://www.rte.ie/news/dublin/2017/0323/861937-dublin-luas-arrest/
    A man has been arrested following a public order incident on the Luas Red Line at Goldenbridge in Dublin 8.

    It is understood the man pulled the emergency brake causing the tram to stop suddenly.

    One person received minor injuries and was treated by emergency services at the scene.

    The arrested man was taken to Sundrive Garda Station.

    There were long delays for a time on the Red Line as a result of the incident, with many commuters posting their frustration on social media.


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    #259
    archer22
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    https://www.rte.ie/news/dublin/2017/0323/861937-dublin-luas-arrest/

    So it was a he that hit the emergency brake...Maybe Desoh made a mistake and his fair maiden turned out to be just a guy with long hair :eek:


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    #260
    Stigura
    Registered Users Posts: 3,413 ✭✭✭Stigura


    In truth? This whole thing just has " Train Wreck " written all over it. Doesn't it?


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    #261
    ToddyDoody
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    What's the ratio of women asking men out to men asking women out? Do most women send out signals instead? What signals did the op send out?


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    #262
    [Deleted User]
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    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    What's the ratio of women asking men out to men asking women out? Do most women send out signals instead? What signals did the op send out?

    Morse code.

    Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.


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    #263
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Candie wrote: »
    Morse code.

    Dot, dot, dot, dash, dash, dash, dot, dot, dot.
    And that's the problem

    should be saying di-di-dit, dah-dah-dah , di-di-dit :p


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    #264
    [Deleted User]
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    I may have slept with her.

    At least, I fell asleep on the red line last night. Woken by the driver shaking my shoulder on an otherwise empty tram in Belgard...


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    #265
    BBDBB
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    ^^ pure filth


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    #266
    [Deleted User]
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    BBDBB wrote: »
    ^^ pure filth

    In my confused state I jumped out...and then watched it move off towards Tallaght...which was where I wanted to go...

    Real "doh" moment...


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    #267
    [Deleted User]
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    And that's the problem

    should be saying di-di-dit, dah-dah-dah , di-di-dit :p

    You got to keep it simple for the non-aviators. :)


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    #268
    pickarooney
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I may have slept with her.

    At least, I fell asleep on the red line last night. Woken by the driver shaking my shoulder on an otherwise empty tram in Belgard...

    They've extended it to Serbia?


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    #269
    exaisle
    Registered Users Posts: 2,673 ✭✭✭exaisle


    pickarooney wrote: »
    They've extended it to Serbia?

    Belgard ya silly...not Belgrade....*LMAO*

    Sure doesn't everybody know it goes to Estonia? ;-)


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    #270
    [Deleted User]
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    pickarooney wrote: »
    They've extended it to Serbia?

    Well, as the tram sped off towards where I wanted to go I did feel a little Novi...Sad...


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    #271
    pickarooney
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Well, as the tram sped off towards where I wanted to go I did feel a little Novi...Sad...

    Did it make a Čačak-Čačak, Čačak-Čačak sound?


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