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Asking a girl out in a mad way

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    #212
    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,522 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Candie wrote: »
    There's only so long you can keep us in suspenders!
    QUOTE]

    :eek: Are you the girl on the Luas? Can see why the OP is interested.


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    #213
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    He probably tried something fancy and got a terrible stabbing

    Red line


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    #214
    Desoh
    Registered Users Posts: 30 ✭Desoh


    I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

    If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far! :)


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    #215
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Desoh wrote: »
    I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

    If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far! :)

    This simply won't do, Desoh.

    I'm not sure I can maintain this level of interest until Monday. Very disappointed indeed!



    *sorry you didn't get your chance yet.


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    #216
    JackTaylorFan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭JackTaylorFan


    Desoh wrote: »
    I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

    If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far! :)

    Yeah... she's in his basement... and this whole thread is now just a rouse to throw us all off the scent


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    #217
    neonsofa
    Registered Users Posts: 5,476 ✭✭✭neonsofa


    Candie wrote: »
    This simply won't do, Desoh.

    I'm not sure I can maintain this level of interest until Monday. Very disappointed indeed!



    *sorry you didn't get your chance yet.

    Candie, I'm rooting for you. I really want this to work out for you. Keep your chin up and best of luck!


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    #218
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    neonsofa wrote: »
    Candie, I'm rooting for you. I really want this to work out for you. Keep your chin up and best of luck!

    It's been a challenge this far, but with your support and encouragement I think I'll make it til Monday. Thanks Neonsofa, you're a pal. :)


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    #219
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    This thread could be turning into a hostage negotiation when he does spot her


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    #220
    sunny2004
    Registered Users Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭sunny2004


    Do you know either the stop she gets on or the stop she gets off ??

    If you know either then wait at the stop.

    Then again, this is starting to border on stalking lol


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    #221
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    What not just make up a conclusion to the story...Keep us all happy :)


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    #222
    BBDBB
    Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    And they all lived happily ever after


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    #223
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Laois_Man wrote: »
    Dude, forget the note. Just get off the Luas at the same stop as her and walk her to wherever she's going and have a chat. It'll make you late for work but feck it! After 20 seconds, you'll know if you should ask her out.

    I'm so glad I'm out of all this bull5hitology!
    Since when do Laois men say dude :rolleyes: Go home Yank


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    #224
    Grandeeod
    Registered Users Posts: 12,119 ✭✭✭✭Grandeeod


    Close the fooking thread now.


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    #225
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    "I want your torso in my freezer".

    You did say a mad way...

    Well, did you take my advice?

    Are you only allowed one call from custody?


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    #226
    archer22
    Registered Users Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭archer22


    Its difficult for the OP to give her his note, as the terms of his bail is that he never comes within 200 metres of this Girl again.


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    #227
    Bigus
    Registered Users Posts: 4,940 ✭✭✭Bigus


    Desoh wrote: »
    I feel like I'm disappointing people with my response now but no sign of her either this morning. I actually got off the Luas again and got the next one three minutes later, but same story.

    If she's not there Mobday I might aswell forget it. But thanks folks for all the good advice so far! :)

    She's obviously a boardsie and read this thread in dread, and is cycling to work now.


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    #228
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I think it's time for Boards to rally around and show our support for Desoh, ultimately, ourselves. Lets kickstart the Facebook campaign by all changing our profile pictures to something cutting and telling yet humorous, an image that sums up all our hopes and aspirations for Desoh and his plight.
    "Read the note, Get the message"

    Furthermore, on Thursday, each of us who gets public transport should hand out notes to randomers as a sign of our support and encouragement - perhaps with lapel pins too.

    I'm Sparticus Desoh!

    All donations and fundraising contributions care of OldGoat Enterprises Inc Ltd (Offshore). First six donations win a free* "Desohs note" teatowel.

    *Might not be true

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #229
    Tell me how
    Registered Users Posts: 21,522 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This really needs a "Je suis Desoh" t-shirt. It's only a real movement if there's a t-shirt.


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    #230
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    One for the ladies t-shirt.
    "I got Desohs note"


    Desoh Merch Plc., a subsidiary of OldGoat Enterprises Inc Ltd (Offshore)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #231
    ChippingSodbury
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭ChippingSodbury


    Tell me how wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This really needs a "Je suis Desoh" t-shirt. It's only a real movement if there's a t-shirt.

    "Jesus, Desoh!" might be more appropriate for the Irish audience...


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    #232
    clintondaly
    Registered Users Posts: 1,813 ✭✭✭clintondaly


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    #233
    MillField
    Registered Users Posts: 635 ✭✭✭MillField


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    #234
    take everything
    Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Luas chat-up protip:

    Get a florescent jacket.
    Approach hot girl and ask: 'ticket and phone number please'.
    If phone number is not forthcoming... say you need to issue a fine.
    Proceed to say: 'Daym gurl, you is fine!!!' while giving finger guns.
    Phone number should shortly follow.

    You're welcome.

    I'd say that would actually work.


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    #235
    AMKC
    Registered Users Posts: 15,724 ✭✭✭✭AMKC
    Ms


    Originally Posted by whiskeyman View Post
    Luas chat-up protip:

    Get a florescent jacket.
    Approach hot girl and ask: 'ticket and phone number please'.
    If phone number is not forthcoming... say you need to issue a fine.
    Proceed to say: 'Daym gurl, you is fine!!!' while giving finger guns.
    Phone number should shortly follow.

    You're welcome.
    take everything wrote: »
    I'd say that would actually work.

    Ye either that are the person that said it would get a slap on the face or a knee between the legs.


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    #236
    GerryDerpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 761 ✭✭✭GerryDerpy


    Piss in her corn flakes, when she freaks out ask her "who pissed in your corn flakes?"


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    #237
    Shurimgreat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,133 ✭✭✭Shurimgreat


    This can end one of two ways, she is flattered and agrees, or she thinks you're a stalker.


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    #238
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,250 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Tell me how wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    This really needs a "Je suis Desoh" t-shirt. It's only a real movement if there's a t-shirt.

    Je suis Desoh laid


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    #239
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    pickarooney wrote: »
    Je suis Desoh laid

    winner! :D


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    #240
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,837 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Junkyard Tom wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKmnKEjHSSk

    Damn yo and all belonging to you.
    Damn you all.
    My life was beautiful
    My life was sweet
    Now I have the worst fukcing earworm ever
    Damn your eyes
    It silently incubated for days and came out singing this morning


    And, Desoh, what the hell happened?


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    #241
    mahamageehad
    Registered Users Posts: 4,673 ✭✭✭mahamageehad


    Bump! Desoh, what happened??? No update?


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