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    #32
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Mine holds back the worst of the attention from the ladies, and keeps me in snacks...


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    #33
    tara73
    Registered Users Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭tara73


    Some men suit a beard but for me in general I don't like beards.

    And now, with everybody wearing a beard, because no beard = not hip, all men look kind of the same to me. Boring.


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    #34
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    The_Valeyard wrote: »
    but you can store food in them for later.

    Girls use their boobs for storing food too


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    #35
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    HandsomeDan wrote: »
    It's her mickey that's hairy.

    Dave Fanning had a beard back in the 90s. It was ugly as f♡ck.

    I don't know who you are talking about but I don't know anyone called Mickey.


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    #36
    Surreptitious
    Registered Users Posts: 8,130 ✭✭✭Surreptitious


    They only suit some men. A lot of guys like look homeless seriel killers with beards. I don't mind kissing someone hairy if they condition the hair and it feels soft.


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    #37
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Fecking love beards. Will be sad to see the fashion go.

    I find a beard way easier on the face (for shifting) than a shaven man too, unless you catch them in that 90 minute window immediately after shaving.


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    #38
    Saipanne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭Saipanne


    Big hipster beards are the mullets of our era.

    That said, I've had a trimmed beard for over a decade. My corpse will have a beard. I just look way more attractive with one.


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    #39
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    It never seizes to amaze me the innocuous things that people like to get upset about. I guess it just goes to show we're little to be worrying about if people choose to get upset over facial hair.


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    #40
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    endacl wrote: »
    Reason 1. Warm in the winter
    Reason 2. Don't have to bother shaving.
    Reason 3. Have you seen the price of razor blades?!?

    Ding, ding, ding we have a winner!!!

    Fcuk Gilette, fcuk you!


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    #41
    HandsomeDan
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 843 ✭✭✭HandsomeDan


    hairyprincess wrote: »
    I don't know who you are talking about but I don't know anyone called Mickey.

    Your girl mickey.


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    #42
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,999 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A man who shaves a beard to please a woman deserves to loose both.


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    #43
    Creol1
    Registered Users Posts: 554 ✭✭✭Creol1


    ScumLord wrote: »
    It never seizes to amaze me the innocuous things that people like to get upset about.

    You definitely won't appreciate being told that the correct word is "ceases" then? ;)


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    #44
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    A bit of stubble is very sexy but the big santy type beards are horrible.


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    #45
    midnight city
    Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭midnight city


    endacl wrote: »
    Reason 3. Have you seen the price of razor blades?!?

    Those disposable 2 blade bic and gilette razors are perfectly fine and fairly cheap.


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    #46
    hairyprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 2,294 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    HandsomeDan wrote: »
    Your girl mickey.

    Dan do we need to sit you down and have a wee chat about anatomy?


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    #47
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    A man who shaves a beard to please a woman deserves to loose both.

    and what of a lady who shaves her lady beard...


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    #48
    Agricola
    Registered Users Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I can never get over that 3/4 day hump where you've passed the "fashionable stubble" look but havent yet achieved the full on "I am a man of the beard" situation. So I look like I should be wearing a string vest with a fag in the gob. At that point, I just have to get rid of it.


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    #49
    ScumLord
    Registered Users Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Creol1 wrote: »
    You definitely won't appreciate being told that the correct word is "ceases" then? ;)
    Take it up with google autocorrect, I'm just the middleman here.


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    #50
    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    Penny Tration wrote: »
    My OH has one. He has incredibly sensitive skin and when he shaved in the past, he had extremely raw, dry skin despite moisturizing.

    So now he has a beard. I fcuking hate beards but can't be asking him to continue with sore skin just to shave.
    Bull

    Sh!t.

    That is all.


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    #51
    user2011
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    Suckit wrote: »
    Bull

    Sh!t.

    That is all.

    😯😯😯

    Calm down calm down, I hear piss in the corn flakes in the morning ain't so bad.


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    #52
    user2011
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    midnight city wrote: »
    Those disposable 2 blade bic and gilette razors are perfectly fine and fairly cheap.

    De blades are even cheaper and way way better.

    You get a whole lot more comfortable shave from them then the "closer shave" from 2/3/4/5 blade crap on the market.


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    #53
    user2011
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    Creol1 wrote: »
    You definitely won't appreciate being told that the correct word is "ceases" then? ;)

    Also.. we've lol


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    #54
    Suckit
    Registered Users Posts: 11,215 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    user2011 wrote: »
    Suckit wrote: »
    Bull

    Sh!t.

    That is all.

    😯😯😯

    Calm down calm down, I hear piss in the corn flakes in the morning ain't so bad.
    Have you tried it? With a beard? It stinks up the whole chin-nest.
    I still call malarkey on that posters post.


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    #55
    user2011
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    Broke out in cold sores a few months back, didn't have a shave for 3 weeks (longest I've went). Even with the disgusting things and Beard growing looking in the mirror felt good.

    Before that I'd shave every 2/3 days now though I've gone to trimming every 5/6 days. I do miss the clean shave but like the hassle free of clicking a switch and running the shaver over the face.

    Think I'm on the fence.


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    #56
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 12,676 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    I'd like to grow my goatee back but my ex-partner...well, he wouldn't approve.:(

    Am I a wuss?


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    #57
    user2011
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,071 ✭✭✭user2011


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    I'd like to grow my goatee back but my ex-partner...well, he wouldn't approve.:(

    Am I a wuss?

    Do what makes you feel good, if that is a problem for the other they not the one.


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    #58
    GrumpyMe
    Registered Users Posts: 1,195 ✭✭✭GrumpyMe


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    Why do people bother with beards?

    As it is the natural state - I suggest that you are asking the wrong question...

    As an au natural hirsute male for 40+ years the question must be:

    Why do people bother to shave?


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    #59
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I hate beards


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    #60
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    I hate beards

    Beard envy tbh


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    #61
    turnikett1
    Registered Users Posts: 676 ✭✭✭turnikett1


    I have a big beard and moustache and I love it. My girlfriend approves very, very much. In fact it was her who pushed me to grow one in the first place. Seems to be a love 'em or hate 'em thing. If I was to go single I would still keep my beard. It keeps me warm, it's fun styling it (it's like man make up) and girls who love it, love it (and girls who don't...)

    That said, I've been called a hipster quite often since getting the beard. That really annoys me. Young man with beard does not automatically equate with hipster and you can be sure when the hipster-beard romance dies out I will still have my beard.


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