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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    He's some man for publicity!

    I bet the fukcing crank will be on Liveline tomorrow.

    Are you referring to Joe or Mannix there caller?

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    He's some man for publicity!

    I bet the fukcing crank will be on Liveline tomorrow.

    Are you referring to Joe or Mannix there caller?

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    He's some man for publicity!

    I bet the fukcing crank will be on Liveline tomorrow.

    Are you referring to Joe or Mannix there caller?

    ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,965 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Are you referring to Joe or Mannix there caller?

    ;)

    So good you had to say it thrice???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Will Joe cover Hurricane Match-Yew today?

    Is there an Irish pub in Port-au-Prince or, better still, a Padre he can call?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,542 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Will Joe cover Hurricane Match-Yew today?

    Is there an Irish pub in Port-au-Prince or, better still, a Padre he can call?

    No hell probably have manixx Flynn on asking him the hard questions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Porto Prince-ay


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Itssoeasy wrote: »
    No hell probably have manixx Flynn on asking him the hard questions.

    Mannix: war's tree toymes ate Joe?
    Joe: 112? Ah deeze are too hard Mannix.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mannix: war's tree toymes ate Joe?
    Joe: 112? Ah deeze are too hard Mannix.

    "Tell me about de pain, Mannix..."

    "Sure, Joe. Dat windowsill was diggin' into me arse somethin' fierce, Joe. I would have fallen but for the rope around my waist and me publicity manager holding on to me. Dat pair of fake legs came in handy, by the way."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,542 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Joe: And mannix have you asked the people of artane whether they want the band renamed ?
    Manix: Ask the public ? Ah no joe sure why would I do that when I can act like a mad man
    Joe: Back after deeze.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Itssoeasy wrote: »
    Joe: And mannix have you asked the people of artane whether they want the band renamed ?
    Manix: Ask the public ? No need Joe, like yourself I know everything.
    Joe: I know dat! I know dat! I know dat!

    FYP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,542 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    FYP

    Thanks. I like that you lavh lined it up for me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Joseph O'Connor co-wrote "Signatories" so it's safe to assume from that that every sentence in it ends with "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,542 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Joe will be fecking raging!!! The news at one are having an update of what the hurricane is doing to haiti. He'll be raging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭CarrickMcJoe


    Itssoeasy wrote: »
    Joe: And mannix have you asked the people of artane whether they want the band renamed ?
    Manix: Ask the public ? Ah no joe sure why would I do that when I can act like a mad man
    Joe: Back after deeze.

    Joe. " It was just another Mannix Monday hahahahaha....."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,542 ✭✭✭✭Itssoeasy


    Joe: And john what is happening in haiti now so to speak ?
    John: Well joe the trees are failing over and there are floods.
    Joe: Whoy ?
    John: Why ? There a category 4 ****ing hurricane hitting us joe.
    Joe: Back after deeze.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Hellow gud afternooon and welcum to the lahve lahne


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,555 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    His accountant if he had one was a clown.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    balls- is the government pension not paid regardless of your other pension income like the mickey money?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,555 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Was he paying in "nothing" to begin with?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    Bought a house with the money. That would have worked out well.

    12-15 years is nothing when it comes to the lifetime of a pension. I'm only 40 and I've been paying a pension for that length of time, I won't be retiring any time soon on it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Thats mad Ted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    what if your private pension is 300 do you owe them 70 yoyos (as Paul Williams would say)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,555 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    He's talking ****e, his pension he is getting from the state must be means tested as he didn't have enough stamps.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    Joe dying to ask what the critical illness is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,356 ✭✭✭Right2Write


    This guy has his facts wrong surely:

    http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/social_welfare/social_welfare_payments/older_and_retired_people/state_pension_contributory.html

    "The State Pension (Contributory) is paid to people from the age of 66 who have enough Irish social insurance contributions. It is not means-tested. You can have other income and still get a State Pension (Contributory)."

    Maybe he's mixing it up with some other payments he gets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    He's talking ****e, his pension he is getting from the state must be means tested as he didn't have enough stamps.
    The State Pension (Contributory) is paid to people from the age of 66 who have enough Irish social insurance contributions. It is not means-tested. You can have other income and still get a State Pension (Contributory). This pension is taxable but you are unlikely to pay tax if it is your only income.
    ........


    Rules

    To qualify for a State Pension (Contributory) you must be aged 66 or over and have enough Class A, E, F,G, H, N or S social insurance contributions.

    You need to:

    Have paid social insurance contributions before a certain age
    Have a certain number of social insurance contributions paid and
    Have a certain average number over the years since you first started to pay

    http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/social_welfare/social_welfare_payments/older_and_retired_people/state_pension_contributory.html


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    He's talking ****e, his pension he is getting from the state must be means tested as he didn't have enough stamps.

    I suppose we can hardly expect to have a pension "Expert" on to outline the true facts, this type of "Bar Stool" expert will only confuse people even more. Typical of the standard of the Live Line.... :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,318 ✭✭✭bigroad


    Joe is thinking about his own pension now.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭signostic


    bigroad wrote: »
    Joe is thinking about his own pension now.
    If he was an employee of RTE he would be entitled to a big pension I presume.


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