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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Turnipman


    If the bride's celebration is a hen party, why is the groom's party not a cock party?

    Alternatively, given that Stag parties came first, why aren't "hen" parties called "doe" parties?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    peppering?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,187 ✭✭✭Living Off The Splash


    Peppering to go Home. Joe's personal tilet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    She's peppering. What the f**k does that mean?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Have I missed any corpses?


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  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Peppering to go home?

    Did our diligent broadcaster mean 'preparing'?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    She's peppering. What the f**k does that mean?

    A la pepper sauce?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭furiousox


    A spluttering joe moves on quickly...

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Peppering to go home?

    Did our diligent broadcaster mean 'preparing'?

    He was taught by Anna......or someone like her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    We'll have a "and, above all, regards to your mother" from Joe.

    Or not!


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Because she is sedated every time you visit..


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    His siblings were stepping up to the plate, but he hadn't had a week off in six years?

    Sounds like they weren't pulling their weight, unless they're all abroad.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    I'd love to drop a pane of glass on those two biddies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    That's a long ad break.

    Has Joe stepped out for a dump?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Tony is in Donegal


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Luas a few weeks back


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Donegal - Up here it's different


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    That's the exact point I was making. ridiculous that they take the 12 weeks holiday money for nothing, and give out about the extra mere one week's work that they have to give.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 31,117 ✭✭✭✭snubbleste


    Did Margaret just flush the toilet?


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Funny how Joe thinks a few telephone calls constitutes 'trojan' work.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    snubbleste wrote: »
    Did Margaret just flush the toilet?

    Joe pulled the chain on this programme years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,846 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Go back to England if you don't like it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Well said, madam!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Plug your website, why don't you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,351 ✭✭✭✭Harry Angstrom


    Why is it that people who dare to criticise teachers are assumed to have had a bad experience with them?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    Oh get lost you f**king shill. .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭Fujitsu10


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Plug your website, why don't you?

    Taking example from Joe on that one caller.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭Firefox11


    Time to Flog my website. FFS.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    There's a mad yoke of a teacher on Twitter called Teacher Tim. Some of his stuff is just off the wall. I'd love if he called in.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,231 ✭✭✭furiousox


    The youth of today
    The youth of today
    Bong-biddly-biddly-bong

    You are a khaki coloured bombardier, it's Hiroshima that you're nearing.



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