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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,112 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    'compare 'n' contrast'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,888 ✭✭✭✭Rock Lesnar


    "let me come at it another way"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Hitchens wrote: »
    'compare 'n' contrast'
    One of my favourites, along with "Safe travelling."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    Unwell.smile.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    He used to have a word for the recession. ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    To use that awful phrase.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭djemba djemba


    Greenman wrote: »
    He used to have a word for the recession. ?

    Was it the unpleasantness..or am I making that up


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Greenman wrote: »
    He used to have a word for the recession. ?

    The Madness?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,112 ✭✭✭Hitchens


    Greenman wrote: »
    He used to have a word for the recession. ?
    Perhaps it was the boom you are thinking of? I think he called the Celtic Tiger era... 'The Lunacy'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    Was it the unpleasantness..or am I making that up


    Yes it is thanks.


    Another one for part 2 of the cowboyBuilder wall poster.smile.png


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,869 ✭✭✭PeterTheNinth


    Mar Yeeaaaaaa


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ah Goodluck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,699 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    I KNOW THAT! I KNOW THAT! I KNOW THAT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    Deservedly so. smile.png


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,833 ✭✭✭✭ThisRegard


    How old are you Mary?
    106 Joe.
    Ah you're only a young one Mary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,959 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    ThisRegard wrote: »
    How old are you Mary?
    106 Joe.
    Ah you're only a young one Mary.
    ....unless you're arrested in parts forrin, in which case you immediately become a frail old person with a (insert part of body) condition.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Ah Janey


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Went back in toyme so to speak to see when the original was created:

    23-03-2012, 20:36
    #5245 ButtersSuki
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    Lavh Lahn Buzzword Bingo Card
    Had some spare time today so decided to put it to good use completely and utterly waste it designing what I believe to be the first actual cut out and keep (!) boards Lavh Lahn Buzzword Bingo Card. I don't claim to be the greatest "artist" but I hope someone other than me finds it a handy accompaniment to those afternoons listening to Joe's dulcet tones.........
    Attached Files [IMG]https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/282330/197440.pdf"]Lavh Lahn Buzzword Bingo Card.pdf[/URL] (826.6 KB, 346 views) It's over 4.5 years old so to speak. WOW.[/img]


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Travel/Geography:
    • Tenner-EEF-ay
    • Lizz-BONN
    • Doo-Buy
    • Abby Dabby
    • Tull-AH-Moray
    • Stock-hullum
    • Pay-Roo
    • Clontarf
    • Ballyfermot
    • Fizz-Burrow
    • Kai-ROW
    • EYE-tally
    • EYE-tally-an
    • Wendy's Whistle Stop Cafe
    • POLE-and
    • Bile, Co. Roscommon
    • Blake's Corner
    • TOUR-Bally-Lee
    • Castletown Sur Mer
    • EYE-ran
    • EYE-rack
    • Ryanair
    • Aer Lingus

    Fillum:
    • Mrs. Browinz Boyiz
    • Fillum
    • Fillum-eena
    • “I only had a small part in the fillum, but it was an important part”
    • De pictures
    • Mooove-y

    Dubalinese:
    • Coddle
    • Bang Bang
    • Mother D'Arcy
    • Da Widow Twankie
    • Lugz Brannigan
    • Dee ahZoo
    • Moriya
    • Says I
    • salt a dee irth
    • Dja no whor I meen?
    • Guineys
    • Clearys

    Joe-isms:
    • Whoy?
    • My God
    • Well done, well done.
    • I know dat! I know dat! I know dat!
    • Keep the faith.
    • And how does that make you feel?
    • What's your difference?
    • Ab-SO-lute-LEE
    • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
    • Don't do the accent
    • Derek's up next
    • Back after these
    • Proceed
    • ATM Machine
    • CCCTV
    • USC - the Universal Social Charge
    • How much?
    Audible sharp intake of breath or wincing usually associated with pain
    • “We are where we are….”
    • God Bless
    • I have a little breakeen for you
    • “But that's not a story?”
    • Bad line
    • I'm way over time, apologies to Derek AN Other
    • Get a grip!
    • Sure, sure, sure
    • People fought and died
    • Death by sue-ih-coyde
    • gurriers
    • Greyhound Economics
    • Frys Model Railway
    • STRATUS-fear
    • The elephant in the room
    • sumadem
    • sumadum
    • Intur-ally-ah
    • Da Tree Twins
    • HIGH-stericks
    • Veh-hickle
    • “And do you have Sky Sports?”
    • Good point, well made.
    • Guinness-esssss
    • Mudder
    • Fah-der
    • The Herild
    • The Sunday Wurild
    • Moochers
    • Mooching
    • “moochers moochin’”
    • email name
    • email number
    • TURK-in-AY
    • “on grossly inflated salaries...”
    • “is that your real voice?”
    • fibre-gade
    • mod-rin
    • cavvy-it
    • forin national
    • EXPUNGE!
    • What do you do in real life?
    • is dat your main holiday?

    Medical:
    • Lymes Disease
    • Ippy
    • Ass-Burgers
    • Dislexus
    • FARM-OH-con-omix
    • hostible
    • ambellince
    • Cardia-trish-ian


    “Funny” Friday:
    • Doc Savage
    • Brush Shields
    • June Rodgers
    • Oliver Bond
    • Sonny Knowles
    • Syl Fox
    • The sound of silence
    • Jon Bon Jovi on Lahn 2
    • The legendary....


    “Famous” callers:
    • Blind Boy Boat Club
    • John O'Donovan from Cork
    • Mannix Flynn
    • Aubrey McCarthy
    • Willie O'Dea
    • Gerald Kean (legal eagle/soccer correspondent)
    • Fr. Iggy
    • Fr. Sven
    • Siobhan Moore from the DAA
    • Shane O'Curry
    • Deegan from Fair City in either Taxi driver or unemployed artist mode
    • Ivan Calorie’s solicitor


    Taboo topics/words – some of which have genuinely gone out Lahv on air!
    • Blow job
    • Anal
    • “You put a finger into it's arse”
    • Lock jaw
    • Head shops
    • Labia
    • “making lurrrve”
    • “orgy etiquette”
    • a begrudging apology from Joe


    Topics NOT for discussion:
    • TV Licence
    • Joe's salary/fees
    • Gerry Ryan & Cocaine

    Words and phrases you hear everyday (sic.):
    • entitled
    • Taxi Driver
    • “No, you called me”
    • D'angelus
    • “Some of my best friends are (insert race/creed/colour/sexual preference/ethic minority etc. here_________)”
    • Ayotollah Ahern
    • James Connolly
    • Big Jim Larkin
    • “You can't trust d’internet”
    • “It's a disgrace Joe”
    • “I'm disgusted Joe”
    • “As I was saying to your researcher…”


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 31,959 ✭✭✭✭HeidiHeidi


    Ah for God's sake (said in your best JD voice)

    You'd need a Bingo Book Buke, never mind a Bingo Card for that lot!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton



    Joe-isms:
    • Whoy?
    • My God
    • Well done, well done.
    • I know dat! I know dat! I know dat!
    • Keep the faith.
    • And how does that make you feel?
    • What's your difference?
    • Ab-SO-lute-LEE
    • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....
    • Don't do the accent
    • Derek's up next
    • Back after these
    • Proceed
    • ATM Machine
    • CCCTV
    • USC - the Universal Social Charge
    • How much?
    Audible sharp intake of breath or wincing usually associated with pain
    • “We are where we are….”
    • God Bless
    • I have a little breakeen for you
    • “But that's not a story?”
    • Bad line
    • I'm way over time, apologies to Derek AN Other
    • Get a grip!
    • Sure, sure, sure
    • People fought and died
    • Death by sue-ih-coyde
    • gurriers
    • Greyhound Economics
    • Frys Model Railway
    • STRATUS-fear
    • The elephant in the room
    • sumadem
    • sumadum
    • Intur-ally-ah
    • Da Tree Twins
    • HIGH-stericks
    • Veh-hickle
    • “And do you have Sky Sports?”
    • Good point, well made.
    • Guinness-esssss
    • Mudder
    • Fah-der
    • The Herild
    • The Sunday Wurild
    • Moochers
    • Mooching
    • “moochers moochin’”
    • email name
    • email number
    • TURK-in-AY
    • “on grossly inflated salaries...”
    • “is that your real voice?”
    • fibre-gade
    • mod-rin
    • cavvy-it
    • forin national
    • EXPUNGE!
    • What do you do in real life?
    • is dat your main holiday?

    I love it

    So to speak!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    Went back in toyme so to speak to see when the original was created:

    23-03-2012, 20:36
    #5245 ButtersSuki
    Registered User
    blue_star_4.gif

    Join Date: Nov 2009
    Posts: 18,362
    Adverts | Friends


    Lavh Lahn Buzzword Bingo Card
    Had some spare time today so decided to put it to good use completely and utterly waste it designing what I believe to be the first actual cut out and keep (!) boards Lavh Lahn Buzzword Bingo Card. I don't claim to be the greatest "artist" but I hope someone other than me finds it a handy accompaniment to those afternoons listening to Joe's dulcet tones.........
    Attached Files [IMG]https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/282330/197440.pdf"]Lavh Lahn Buzzword Bingo Card.pdf[/URL] (826.6 KB, 346 views) It's over 4.5 years old so to speak. WOW.[/img]


    Tank uu indeed. smile.png


    Well done,well done.smile.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Me Weekly Column, by me, Joe Duffy so to speak.

    Dare yisser are all now dare and dat. Welcome so to speak ta anudder of me weekly columns ware I do discuss de tings dat I did dis week so to speak. After de hi jinks of de previous week i got anudder of dem memos from de Dee Gee telling me ta cool de jets so to speak so I put it ware I put de udder ones I did get so to speak, in me special filing cabinet for junk mail:
    wastebin.jpg

    Dare were no letturs of support for me in de Sunday papers dis week....I told Noel not ta go on holliers or at least ta get somewan in on Jobsbridge ta write dem if the shoyte hit de fan aagain after de Paddy Jameson Fee-ass-co a few weeks back. Honestly, it'll be left ta me ta do da writin' a dem next so to speak.

    De Dubs wan de Bogball agin. Day axed me ta give dem a speech durin' de week and dat. I axed dem wat was de fee and day haven't gottin back ta me yet, dare probably startin' a fund for nixt year for me. I tink it could be a loocretive market for me as me debatin' and public speakin' skillz are de bestest on DNS so to speak, I'm defin-eye-titly as good as Bertie and luke at de money he duz be gettin' so to speak. Paul O'Connell gave wan ta de Ryder Cup team, I tink I should aim for de next wan a dem as talking to millionaire tax dodgers who only wurk a few hours a day would be an audience more suited to me talents than Gaaheads so to speak. I'll git on ta Noel.

    Anywayz, back ta de show. After de Dee Gee's note came in I steadied meself down for a week a misery and boredom so to speak. I had so much death on dis week I forgot meself at wan stage and started talkin' ta meself lahv on air. Yew wasn't dare to reign me in so to speak but been ta true pro dat I went straight back ta de death to make everyone forget me foo pas. De good news for udder misery and death enthusiasts is dat dare'll be more of boat dis week so to speak. De gas ting is de Dee Gee tinks dare punishin' me by makin me show all bland and dat when de realitee is I'm in me element so to speak.

    More good news for de fans of comedy from 1970 is dat me auld pal Brindin O'Cardle is doin' anudder (yes, anudder) tour next year, in 2-17 so to speak. Not content wit just having his hilarious ads and laugh on me show and felating him on air a few weeks ago I gave him a biteen of a plug so to speak.....welll abour 5 mins of wan but de show is full of revenue generatin' ads so wat harm in me pluggin' a poor salt a de earth like Brindin so to speak? De tickets went on sale dis week so Brindin can lodge de monies for a year and get de interest on it too before he even has to write de show. It's like de advance fees I do be gettin' for me bukes so to speak. He's doin' 43 shows dis time, rounding it off with 3 in de 3 arena dough that'll likely become more. Tickets in de 3 arena start at €40 and dare's 14,500 seats dare so to speak so dats abour €2million in fees ticket sales before we even talk abour de DVDs and merchandise and dat. He'll easily clear a million euro for just 3 nights after de expenses so to speak. But he deserves it because he's a comedy genius. And even better dis show is an old show in a new carnation so to speak so dares fook all writin' ta be done....except maybe find some new ways to say willy bollix and dat. I did tell de listeners dat i sawd it before. De moovie 2 is comin' out as well next year. No doubt dare'll be anudder important part in it for me so to speak. But day still haven't given him enough awards for my likin'.

    Anyway, dare's a pint of Moet wit me name on it in the yacht so 'til next week, keep de faith.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,962 ✭✭✭Greenman


    MrsD007 wrote: »
    I love it

    So to speak!


    Compare and contrast.


    Will you be doing a updated version of the bingo card?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Greenman wrote: »
    Compare and contrast.


    Will you be doing a updated version of the bingo card?

    Pay attention caller.

    There was a new version almost completed when my laptop did doyed so to speak. I am happy to turn the creative process over to someone else so to speak...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,096 ✭✭✭Red Fred


    Pay attention caller.

    There was a new version almost completed when my laptop did doyed so to speak.

    Tell us about your laptop. How old was it. How did it dye so to speak. Was it sudden or was it a virus that got wurser? Had it any family?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,829 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    • “You put a finger into it's arse”

    Ah, yes; how to seperate dogs, iirc.
    FAntastic words of country wisdom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,552 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    GDY151


    Pay attention caller.

    There was a new version almost completed when my laptop did doyed so to speak. I am happy to turn the creative process over to someone else so to speak...

    What colour was the laptop? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,373 ✭✭✭✭foggy_lad


    Caller have ya tryed gett have ya tryed turning it off and back on? have ya tryed getting someone else to look at it? Would you bring it to one of the computer shops run by the eastern European former steelworkers and truckers? Dey know all about the computers so dey do.

    Weeeel put a call out on the lahve lihne for a tip-top lap-top export to save you from your blue screen meltdown caller


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Butters,

    I'm Adamant that you shouldn't forget Nordren Ireland, and All That Carry On, in your Modren Bingo Buke, to Put a frame on it. Or, Come at it anudder way, well done.


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