Liveline thread 28/09/16 to date

TheRiverman

There are people dying today that never died before

Sparks43

somesoldiers wrote: »

They were in Steps...reach for the Stars

That was S club 7

dvcireland

Tomorrow, on Liveline, Joe speaks to secondary school teacher's about the shopping bargains and traffic jams into Newry

ThisRegard

dvcireland wrote: »

Tomorrow, on Liveline, Joe speaks to secondary school teacher's about the shopping bargains and traffic jams into Newry

For the new listeners, this actually happened.

Hitchens

Roger_007 wrote: »

The sherif?.............was it Gary Cooper or John Wayne?

Gerry O'Carroll

Atlantic Dawn

Put that in yiz are pipes and smoke it visa vee the JNLR figures so to speak...

Joe Duffy’s Liveline in particular is a standout improver in the ratings, with an additional 4,000 listeners tuning in for the afternoon weekday phone-in show, and a very respectable 24,000 improvement seen year-on-year to 395,000.

http://www.thejournal.ie/jnlrs-october-2016-3047482-Oct2016/

thecretinhop

Who the fk actually listens to this chump? I literally know noone personally.. my brother and i tune it but only in the hope we get a shane curry or shag a ginger story the mind boggles must look up how they measure listnership..

thesandeman

thecretinhop wrote: »

Who the fk actually listens to this chump? I literally know noone personally.. my brother and i tune it but only in the hope we get a shane curry or shag a ginger story the mind boggles must look up how they measure listnership..

Obviously all the people that 'ring Joe' every day ☺

ThisRegard

thecretinhop wrote: »

Who the fk actually listens to this chump? I literally know noone personally.. my brother and i tune it but only in the hope we get a shane curry or shag a ginger story the mind boggles must look up how they measure listnership..

You and your brother for starters.

somesoldiers

thecretinhop wrote: »

Who the fk actually listens to this chump? I literally know noone personally.. my brother and i tune it but only in the hope we get a shane curry or shag a ginger story the mind boggles must look up how they measure listnership..

They take a sample set that is representative of the nation as a whole, probably a nursing home or bingo hall & extra-pole-eight out from that

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki

"Joe Duffy’s Liveline in particular is a standout improver in the ratings, with an additional 4,000 listeners tuning in for the afternoon weekday phone-in show, and a very respectable 24,000 improvement seen year-on-year to 395,000"

The only logical conclusion one can make from that is all the Nursing Home Industry in Ireland has taken on exactly that number of new patients customers this quarter and year respectively.

sligojoek

Anytime I ask anyone, "Did you hear XYZ on Joe Duffy Yesterday?", I get the funniest looks and "NO, I wouldn't listen to that bo££ox if you paid me" for an answer.

Dan Jaman

sligojoek wrote: »

Anytime I ask anyone, "Did you hear XYZ on Joe Duffy Yesterday?", I get the funniest looks and "NO, I wouldn't listen to that bo££ox if you paid me" for an answer.

"Oh, that **** gosbhite," is the only answer I've ever had. People do listen though, if only to confirm that it's getting worse.

pc7

Joe won't be happy, he'll be asking for a pay rise http://m.independent.ie/entertainment/niall-quinn-is-now-the-best-paid-broadcaster-in-the-country-with-700k-earnings-35165519.html

ButtersSuki

pc7 wrote: »

Joe won't be happy, he'll be asking for a pay rise http://m.independent.ie/entertainment/niall-quinn-is-now-the-best-paid-broadcaster-in-the-country-with-700k-earnings-35165519.html

So will Philip, the full-time host of the show.

thecretinhop

Teachers on today text yes if u said no to strike and no if you said yes it will only be for 15 minutes so sein fein cant fix pole

foggy_lad

Dan Jaman wrote: »

"Oh, that **** gosbhite," is the only answer I've ever had. People do listen though, if only to confirm that it's getting worse.

Most poeple are so disinterested they can't even be arsed turning the gobshoite off when the radio is on in the background and the ratings are counted by the electricity surge at the end of the show as poeple put the kettke on for a cuppa, but most of the wurkers have a cuppa and fag(not the gay type) break at 3pm just as the lavhe lahne closes!

The timing of the show distorts it's own TAM ratings!

thecretinhop wrote: »

Teachers on today text yes if u said no to strike and no if you said yes it will only be for 15 minutes so sein fein cant fix pole

Yes for No and No for Yes, That will make for an interhesting Results Listeners. Butt remember it's MY listeners that make MY show not ME, I'm jus here to shout people down when they come out with a load of auld GUFF

ButtersSuki

foggy_lad wrote: »

Most poeple are so disinterested they can't even be arsed turning the gobshoite off when the radio is on in the background and the ratings are counted by the electricity surge at the end of the show as poeple put the kettke on for a cuppa, but most of the wurkers have a cuppa and fag(not the gay type) break at 3pm just as the lavhe lahne closes!

Joe: Are you a gay smoker....wat do you call your cigarettes so to speak? Is calling your cigarette a fag homophobic so to speak? Call us now.

snubbleste

Anyone hear the promo?

thecretinhop

ROUTE TO THE LOOT! lol on rte news sounds like joes contract

CarrickMcJoe

snubbleste wrote: »

Anyone hear the promo?

More grave stories

All the teachers are in Newry after hearing about the bargains from Katherine Thomas..

TheHomeService

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

More grave stories

All the teachers are in Newry after hearing about the bargains from Katherine Thomas..

Kildare Village was unusually busy this morning.

Xrok12

CarrickMcJoe wrote: »

More grave stories

All the teachers are in Newry after hearing about the bargains from Katherine Thomas..

Kathryn Thomas should be careful. Newry is only 55 miles from Omagh where a bomb went off 18 years ago resulting in multiple casualties.

TheHomeService

I might try to do a Corpse Count today, if he doesn't bore me to sleep.

Dan Jaman

Joe re-sharpening the knives for Eir.

"Air / Eir."
Stop with the awful puns.

TheHomeService

I bet that Joe's mother bought Eircom shares, encouraged by her son!

2smiggy

another mention of FF selling the normal people dodgy shares. Strange

Oops69

He's starting with the 'sarky snide joe ' persona today , obvious scam alert coming up

signostic

air and water ...wtf?